Hooking up suggestions.....

[Jamie_21]

Originally Posted by sammy12b

HulkHogan....

How many tattoos do you have and are any of them tribal bands around your biceps? I do fine with the ladies in Cancun, to say the least, and I am not tall, all that good looking, funny, buff, or all that jazz. The only thing I have going for me is I am not a Douche.

I am amazed at how many guys I see in Cancun who obviously joined a gym 6 weeks before their trip, acquired some illegal performing enhancing drugs, tanned in a salon, got an Japanese character tattooed on their back and simply spit ridiculous terrible game on the beach and clubs. Some girls like this, but most are looking for a guy that is genuine and not a jersey shore action figure.

My advice, Hogan, in the AM is when you want to meet the girls. Not after midnight, but at the breakfast buffet, the pool before the crazy drinking starts. This is where you plant seeds, get room numbers, ask where groups of girls are going to be at night. Then,, on the 2nd or 3rd day, these girls will notice you are not trying to have a quick romp (but maybe you are) and they will take interest in you. Let's face it. The girls are on spring break and want to have their fun also, but they have more dignity and want to feel better about themselves while they pick up their clothes on your hotel room floor the next morning.

DAMN!!! there goes my game plan!

[ghUk]

Originally Posted by sammy12b

HulkHogan....

got an Japanese character tattooed on their back

So much for my tattoo of pikachu.

[maxsteel]

like this one?

[ChadD]

This thread is hilarious! BC man, you weren't even there, bro.

[DConCT]

Hooking up in Cancun is the same as anywhere else... just with more people.

Don't be a f&cking toolshed.

If you don't have game in Iowa or England, you will have less game in Cancun.

Be cool, work the hotel pool and restaurants, and be prepared to bribe a doorman in the early morning hours.

[Fletch]

Originally Posted by ghUk

So much for my tattoo of pikachu.

Trust me, the dagger makes it slightly less gay

[Melissa&Patrick]

i like that,that would sooo work with me

[italianhotshot]

BC is right. I have been to Cancun a few times. Every trip was a success and no way near the 300 lb. size, haha. As others have said, you have to have confidence and be able to bs with people casually. Cancun is not a "go there and hook up guaranteed" place. There are a ton more dudes, but standing out from the guys who stand in the corner quiet, and the ones who act like complete tools is the key to success.

P.S. definitely try not to make eye contact with, get close to, and/or talk to any of the scantily dressed woman near the clubs. If you are a noobie, these are man hungry trannies looking to feed on drunken college age guys who can't see straight enough to realize. I had to fight them off last year; literally pulling away from their Kungfu grip on my arm. Not cool.

[mormis]

whats wrong with 300lb chicks????????

hahahaha

now if you see it on a girl's perspective here is how it goes:

A drunk girl just need a couple of nice words and not too much physical contact (at first) a little flirty dancing, maybe a kiss or two and they are ready to go home with you... please note i said a DRUNK girl, a sober one might be a bit harder to get... depends on how skanky she is haha

just my two cents

[hw711]

Originally Posted by mormis

whats wrong with 300lb chicks????????

hahahaha

now if you see it on a girl's perspective here is how it goes:

A drunk girl just need a couple of nice words and not too much physical contact (at first) a little flirty dancing, maybe a kiss or two and they are ready to go home with you... please note i said a DRUNK girl, a sober one might be a bit harder to get... depends on how skanky she is haha

just my two cents

shhhhh.....

[808sensation]

this thread is fucking hilarious! lmao

[mormis]

Originally Posted by hw711

shhhhh.....

what is that supposed to mean??

hahaha

[hw711]

Originally Posted by mormis

what is that supposed to mean??

hahaha

Let's not give all the secrets away.

[Nuno]

the cat is out of the bag

[sunkissed]

lmfaooo

[Ash_15]

Are the American girls respectful of english guys with girlfriends? As I am taken and shall not be lead into temptation. No means no haha :P

[ghUk]

Originally Posted by Ash_15

Are the American girls respectful of english guys with girlfriends? As I am taken and shall not be lead into temptation. No means no haha :P

Your safe, As its been mentioned numerous times in different threads the boy girl ratio is way in favor of the girls.i saw girls dancing with one guy then just leave him and move on to a next. Why? because they can. they know they can just pick who they want due to the numbers being on their side. their like gold dust ha!

So if you say no there not going to waste their time on you. as even if you said yes, after a snog and a dance they most likely move onto their next target anyway.

If you do drop on the one girl who cant accept no.....what she going to do? rape you. think not.

[Ash_15]

Originally Posted by ghUk

Your safe, As its been mentioned numerous times in different threads the boy girl ratio is way in favor of the girls.i saw girls dancing with one guy then just leave him and move on to a next. Why? because they can. they know they can just pick who they want due to the numbers being on their side. their like gold dust ha!

So if you say no there not going to waste their time on you. as even if you said yes, after a snog and a dance they most likely move onto their next target anyway.

If you do drop on the one girl who cant accept no.....what she going to do? rape you. think not.

Hahaha well thats a relief.

And she may rape me, I am irresistable after all................... haha jk