Reasons to Smile : Cancun

Michael F. · 03-19-2007, 09:38 AM

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America ?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow . . . that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it . . . Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

vrodgers · 03-19-2007, 10:17 AM

Love it! :clap: :clap: :clap:

mitchellfam · 03-19-2007, 01:52 PM

haha those were great!

shoreladie · 03-19-2007, 03:38 PM

I love them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

03-19-2007, 09:38 AM	#1
Michael F. Moderator Asteroids Champion! Join Date: 17th Feb 2003 Location: TX Posts: 4,046	Reasons to Smile Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow . . . that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't you know it . . . Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? __________________ Michael F. To all the people doing lines Don’t do it, don’t do it Inject your soul with liberty It’s free, it’s free

03-19-2007, 10:17 AM	#2
vrodgers Cancuncare Addict Join Date: 26th Oct 2005 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 482	Love it! :clap: :clap: :clap: __________________ Val I am not 40-something; I am 39.95 plus shipping & handling See our Cancun pics: http://community.webshots.com/user/vrodgers

03-19-2007, 01:52 PM	#3
mitchellfam I can choose my own title Join Date: 17th Feb 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,990	haha those were great! __________________ ******* Tonya Kevin <----this is Kathryn May 19, 2008 Kindergarten Graduation

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03-19-2007, 03:38 PM	#4
shoreladie Cancuncare Addict Join Date: 16th Nov 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 390	I love them :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




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