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Old 05-28-2007, 09:46 AM   #1
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This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with and post for the rest of us to see:

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I puked on
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over


Pick the day you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9---- ---my best frie nds' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow------ --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself.

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Old 05-28-2007, 10:26 AM   #2
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I murdered a permanent marker because the voices told me to.

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Old 05-28-2007, 11:54 AM   #3
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I did the Macarena with my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:44 PM   #4
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I murdered a Mexican because I'm like that...

(Oh My!! :shock: -- That would NEVER happen.)
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Old 05-28-2007, 01:15 PM   #5
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I murdered Chuck Norris, Cause I am like that
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If only they were all like that....(sigh)
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I HAD LUNCH WITH A FIREMAN BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
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Old 05-28-2007, 04:59 PM   #7
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i did the macarena with my neighbor because i'm like that
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:23 PM   #8
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wow, I think we have the same birthday...at least we are wearing different shirts...hahahaha


I sang to a banana because I'm a ninja

I have a striped lime green, white, and sky blue shirt on
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I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I'm a ninja! :lol:

My honey sang to a gangster because he's sexy and does what he wants....

Hahahhahha Thank you for posting this! So funny!
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I yelled at an ipod because Im sexy and I do what I want to! :lol:
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Val and Tonya: it seems you have the same birthday as my mom & aunt! (they're twins) That's cool!
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Old 05-30-2007, 08:11 PM   #12
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I loved a monster because I hate my family
LOL..... Oh god that was funny.
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I yelled at an ipod because Im sexy and I do what I want to! :lol:
Exactly the same here!

I yelled at an ipod because Im sexy and I do what I want to!
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Old 05-31-2007, 09:34 AM   #14
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I murdered a fireman because that's how I roll :shock:
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I puked on a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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Val and Tonya: it seems you have the same birthday as my mom & aunt! (they're twins) That's cool!
Gotta love us Libras!!! :wink:
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Absolutely! I'm going to marry a Libra as well! WoooooHoooooooo!
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I loved a football player because I'm a ninja
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