April Addict Booking 2012

[Ed & Susan]

Originally Posted by suedave

oh no, not 2 ed's, we are easily confused ed's prob got a double going to keep bev away looking forward to meeting you jenny

LOL Anybody do a Sue, Susie ,Susan Count this year yet ??? I need a stunt double to take the thrashing that Bev gives me......

[Ed & Susan]

Originally Posted by The Woodman

Damn Jen, u almost caught me off guard on this one toots!!!
Ed, this is my GF so don't screw w/ her son!!!!! LOL

Hey dad just put a X on the girls I can talk too ,make my life easier! LOL I'll find you Jen.....

[JnJ94]

Hey Woody. Maybe we can get our wristbands in March if you come meet us for dinner when we are the for St. Paddy's. Would hate for them to be all gone by the 17th! JaynJul

[D&V1980]

Heading for a quick getaway April 24 to April 28th. Second trip for us and hope to meet many new people again.

[The Woodman]

Originally Posted by JnJ94

Hey Woody. Maybe we can get our wristbands in March if you come meet us for dinner when we are the for St. Paddy's. Would hate for them to be all gone by the 17th! JaynJul

No prob Juls!! U have our phone #!! Call!!

[Steve]

Quick reminder everyone to please add your dates to the relevant monthly roll call, seeing lots of people there in April who havent added their dates yet:

April 2012 Roll Call

May official roll call will be going up at the end of this month, but for now Jamie has one at:
May Addict Booking 2012
which will be carried over to the official one.

If you straddle the month please add your dates to both.

The official roll calls are the only place I can gauge accurate numbers of who's there when and help to plan optimal boobs cruise dates.

[The Woodman]

Everybody going in April!!!
Go here to add your names and pics for Steve, will you?
April 2012 Roll Call

[suedave]

Originally Posted by Ed & Susan

LOL Anybody do a Sue, Susie ,Susan Count this year yet ??? I need a stunt double to take the thrashing that Bev gives me......

i've given up counting the sue, susie, susan count ed, as long as we shout loud enough and one of them gets the drinks in it will be fine,

damn i forgot, queing up for drinks interups with the hot-tubs and the tanning,

[KenNJoyce]

Originally Posted by Ed & Susan

Hey dad just put a X on the girls I can talk too ,make my life easier! LOL I'll find you Jen.....

I'll make sure Joycie has an X somewhere on her.. lol. Maybe holding a a glass with Double X. Dos equis that is...

[The Woodman]

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world's best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied

[The Woodman]

It all began with an iPhone...
March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.


My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started..

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!

IHurt

[The Woodman]

We're now half way "109 booked on .pdf" compared to last April (218 total)!
Come on folks, quit the "A$$ Dragging" and lets get going here!!

I’m putting together April’s 2012 .pdf file for us 2012 TTR April Addicts.
If you want to get on it, please E-mail me your:
NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE MOSTLY IN APRIL )(NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU (CLOSE-UP IF POSSIBLE),ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME—
Woody
My e-mail is vetter79@rochester.rr.com Phone# 315-986-7450
As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 10th – 21st 2012 Trip #5 coming up)

[Jennylane]

Yep this is going to be fun!!!!

[The Woodman]

Cruise Jokes
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
# The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.
# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

[The Woodman]

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it's 3:00 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk
people too, you know."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.

He cups his hands together and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..

[The Woodman]

There was a knock on my front door this
past Sunday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

[hcube]

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.


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They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

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The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.


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As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.


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These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said






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'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'





'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,

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'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.

[The Woodman]

UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

[nuttyrat]

sent you an email Woodman ... Can April come sooner already ??!?!!?

[Beverly]

Originally Posted by Ed & Susan

LOL Anybody do a Sue, Susie ,Susan Count this year yet ??? I need a stunt double to take the thrashing that Bev gives me......

Even a double won't help you Ed. That would just mean I'd have to give 2x the thrashing. I think this grandma is up for that challenge.lol

[The Woodman]

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them.."

[Partydollgirl]

Seniors' Wedding

Dennis, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Canada, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Dennis suggests they go in.
Dennis addresses the man behind the counter : "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Dennis: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Dennis: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Dennis: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Dennis: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Dennis: "Medicine formemory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Dennis: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes forParkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Dennis: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Dennis: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Dennis: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."

Dennis: " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[The Woodman]

Originally Posted by Partydollgirl

Seniors' Wedding

Dennis, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Canada, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Dennis suggests they go in.
Dennis addresses the man behind the counter : "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Dennis: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Dennis: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Dennis: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Dennis: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Dennis: "Medicine formemory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Dennis: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes forParkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Dennis: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Dennis: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Dennis: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."

Dennis: " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Love it Kimmy!!!!

[Ed & Susan]

Originally Posted by Beverly

Even a double won't help you Ed. That would just mean I'd have to give 2x the thrashing. I think this grandma is up for that challenge.lol

30 YEARS & 10 TRIPS damn that must make U almost as old as Woody Bev !!! LOL Bring it grannie I'm working out the week before we come...haha

[Venomous22]

lol...that was funny

[The Woodman]

I need a BIG favor Addicts~~
I lost my hard drive and all e-mail contacts w/ it.
Can anybody that's getting the .pdf file od us going in April, resend me their e-mail ADDYS to my personal e-mail?
That's vetter79@rochester.rr.com

Life sucks right now!!
Thanks for all who respond!

[jeff & deb]

Who's the Strongest - Meanest - Toughest

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome
sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was
a night of bravado, a night of tall tales..

Tom, the hand from Saskatchewan says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."




Ben, from Manitoba, couldn't stand to be bested . . . "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my barehands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache."

Old Bert, the cowboy from Alberta, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.

[The Woodman]

Toons for the day!

[The Woodman]

It's just dawned on me!!




My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.



He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.



His meals are provided at no cost to him.



He visits the Dr. Once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.



For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.



He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.



If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.



He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.



He receives these accommodations absolutely free.



He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.



All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.



I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......







I think my dog is a member of Congress!

[The Woodman]

OK Folks!
I’m putting together April’s 2012 .pdf file for us 2012 TTR April Addicts.
If you want to get on it, please E-mail me your:
NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE MOSTLY IN APRIL )(NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU (CLOSE-UP IF POSSIBLE),ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME—
Woody
My e-mail is vetter79@rochester.rr.com Phone# 315-986-7450
As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 10th – 21st 2012 Trip #5 coming up)