TR 2/23 to 3/2

[sunlover79]

Okay, here’s our TR...it's damn long, sorry! My side of the story is in black, and Dustin’s is in red. (We don’t have any pictures so I’m looking for anyone willing to share theirs!)

Dustin (dbaker81), our friends Michael and Jim, and I arrived at BBG around noon on Friday, February 23. Our room wasn’t ready yet, so we changed into our swimsuits and headed out to the bar where we met a ton of people. I remember meeting Jim and Mary, but my apologies to everyone else I met that day as I suffered from serious first day syndrome. It started with electric lemonades and continued when I was dragged into the Miss Blue Bay contest (so of course I had to do a shot of tequila because god knows what they’re going to make you do up there.) No faking orgasms this time, just talking dirty. Many thanks to all the guys who took off their shorts for me! The tequila must have served me well as I actually won! Then it was on to non-naked tequila volleyball and I was so drunk at this point I can’t even tell you who won…After flirting with anyone she could find at the bar, she was passed out by 4pm in Jim and Michael’s room. I learned the next day the Chinos had to watch over Hillary after he overheard a guy say to his friends, “watch me get this girl.” Thanks to Chinos, he didn’t get her. After taking Hillary to pass out, I checked in to our room for the night and Michael Jim and I signed up for the booze cruise with Sergio (I figured Hillary was out for the night as I couldn’t even get a groan out of her). The details become hazy once I realized that rum and Cokes were available on the boat in lieu of the much too fruity rum punch and tequila sunrises. We ended up at Carlos and Charlie’s, but it was disappointing as I wasn’t even allowed to take my shirt off. I’m sure I still had fun, though. I recall scaring several girls off the dancing bar by going up there with them. I don’t remember the ride home, but was told the next day by many people that I was wandering around the resort looking for Hillary as she was no longer in Jim and Michael’s room where I left her. I finally gave up and stumbled back to my room to find Hillary there. She tells me I was so elated that I kept her up for the next hour telling her the story of the evening over and over again until I finally passed out. The worst part of it all was that we had a suite for the first night with a huge whirlpool tub that overlooked the beach. Unfortunately, at all times either Hillary or I was too drunk to put it to good use before we had to switch rooms the next day. When I woke up four hours later everyone was gone and I wandered around the resort before finally explaining to a manager that I had passed out and didn’t know where my room was (Dustin had checked in while I was out). After laughing at me, she helped me out and I crawled into bed again around 9. Lame. I know it.

The next day, Dustin played volleyball and I finally got to see Johnny and meet his beautiful wife Ruxy. There was a body shots competition (Dustin was with some other chick, and I was with Omar, which was just FINE with me) then Omar convinced me to be in a new contest. Should have known better! The next thing I know, I’m backstage with Fran, Mary, Joy, Alejandra, Ruxy, and another gal and Omar tells us to take our tops off and cover ourselves with baby oil. Then they drag a kiddie pool out front and we make our entrances, one by one, and have to wrestle each other! I wrestled Fran and she KICKED MY ASS immediately, although I did manage to get back on top but it was too late. In the end it was down to Mary and Fran and it was quite a sight to see – they are two very TOUGH women. Fran ended up winning, and then we all compared our bruises and scratches. Poor Ruxy’s knees were pretty banged up, and I had a massive bruise on my chin but hey, that’s what tequila is for. It was pretty hilarious and one of the funniest contests yet, I think.

Then on to tequila volleyball again – naked this time. Plenty of happy birthdays (including Chinos) and our team (Chinos’ team) lost big time so we all got spanked by the other team, ran down to the beach and rolled in the sand, and then had the COLDEST ICE WATER EVER thrown on us.

That night we went to the Italian restaurant with Opie and Melissa, and it was lovely. Antonio made sexy coffee for us, which was incredibly cool. I’d never seen it before and had no idea it involved flaming sugar. Very impressive and yummy! We went to the dance contest at Nice Shoes – Paul and Martina won and they were SO cute. Then Dustin, Michael, Jim and myself boarded the bus for Bull Dog’s. The VIP section was really nice and there were bottles of Jose and Smirnoff on the tables which we took full advantage of. Fran was there with a ton of her friends, so we had a really fun group. Body shots left and right (actually just pouring liquor over each other and licking it off as I recall) and lots of “Windex” shots as we called them…some unidentified blue liquid that tasted like Kool-Aid. Omar was doing plenty of shots as well as I think he had the next morning off. Lots of dancing and fun – for some reason, there was a lot of spanking going on. I had a bruise in the shape of Omar’s hand on my booty the next morning, and Fran’s friend Elaine got Dustin pretty good too. Hillary got drunk and irrational and had to go home early when she thought somebody thought badly of her. So I left also to make sure she got home before getting to exact my spanking revenge, but that would come the next evening. I happened to run into Lisa (Willowells) in Margaritas who was also drunk and emotional so we had a good cry for no good reason and laughed about it the next day. What a great way to meet someone, LOL.

The next day was Sunday. We were planning on taking it easy today as the booze cruise was the next day, and I was still recovering from BullDog’s. But then Dustin, Jimmy, Michael, Ruxy, Missy, and myself ended up in the music trivia contest with some nasty-tasting tequila punch. As usual, Chinos announced that the women had won the week before, but I think we all know that the women never win because no one wants to see the men do lap dances (actually, I would like to!) Anyways, all the dances were damn sexy. I was seated last across from my buddy Jimmy so the poor boy had to suffer my lap dance, which included Chinos and Lalo picking me up shoving my crotch in his face. I think I almost broke his nose! After that I think there was bingo and a couple other games I can’t recall, and plenty of hanging out by sexy pool. We had dinner at the buffet and then went to the beer drinking contest in Nice Shoes. Dustin, Michael and I all participated. Michael was disqualified for spilling (just a little) and I was beat by Elaine, although I swear she dumped the whole cup on herself. In the end it was Dustin versus Elaine, and the winner was allowed to spank the loser. Not surprisingly, Dustin won and paid Elaine back for the beating she gave him at Bull Dog’s in the ultimate example of BBG justice.

So much for taking it easy. Dustin was trashed at that point (who knew that seven warm beers within 30 minutes would have that effect?) so we all hung out and goofed around at Margarita’s for a while…not sure when we went to bed…

Monday: Cruise to Isla Mujeres. Up bright and early at 9 a.m. and said hello to Steve and Janet and darling Daniela. It was a really beautiful day, although a bit windy, as Jimmy can attest to (he spent much of the trip hurling off the back of the boat, poor boy, and I wasn’t far behind him). But besides our personal mishaps, there was snorkeling, and a lovely lunch buffet on the island. The four of us spent much of the day with Jim and Mary, who coined the phrase “Slam it and riiiiide” meaning take a shot, and ride the high instead of drinking all the tequila sunrises, etc. This worked pretty well for most of the day – the tequila at the restaurant was definitely strong enough to ride for some time! (I’m pretty sure the six of us finished off a bottle ourselves) The six of us walked to Playa Norte after lunch and livened up the atmosphere there. I think we single-handedly convinced at least four women there to take their tops off just leading by example. Honestly we acted like a bunch of 5-year-olds playing in the water and one woman even commented, “You guys are having way too much fun!” The beach is just beautiful so we stayed there all afternoon, then raced back to the boat just in time. We drank A LOT on the way back so I really don’t remember any of it although I don’t think I was wearing much…

When we got back to BBG, Angie, Carole and Kristen had arrived. I am told that Kristen gave me a hug and we both toppled to the ground, although I never found any bruises to substantiate this. I was so happy to see them I started crying and continued for some while I think (am I the only one who gets emotional when she drinks?) We all went to dinner and then went to get ready for Anything Goes. Unfortunately, Kristen, Angie and Carole didn’t make it in time, but the rest of us did, and Johnny was our team captain. This was the first time I’d seen this contest and it was HILARIOUS. Dustin did his part to contribute the biggest wang, LOL. Then they asked for girls to participate and Ruxy and I sat down. I had no idea this was the Hot Legs competition, otherwise I think I would have stayed in my seat. But eventually it was narrowed down to three: Ruxy, me, and another gal whose name I simply cannot remember but I told her she looked good naked (she did!!) so I hope she didn’t think I was hitting on her. Anyways, I just closed my eyes and did my best stripper impersonation, and apparently it wasn’t too bad as Dustin has been asking for it again ever since, but then he’s just a sweetheart The lovely Ruxy took the title after giving me a lap dance to end all lap dances.

Tuesday – To be honest, I can’t remember a single thing that happened today other than what Chinos’ described as a Mayan human sacrifice. He and Omar played this dramatic music and then had me lay down on the surf board and covered me in whip cream, chocolate sauce etc. then sent me out to be devoured by the masses. (Lori, thanks for being kind enough to make sure that I got to enjoy some of the chocolate!) You know, the usual birthday routine with a different name. As I was washing off, I think Ruxy got the same treatment on the bar, LOL. I do know this is the night we went to Senor Frog’s. Soon after we got there, Fran grabbed my hand and said, “We’re going to do a shot” then drags me through the crowd. We eventually get up on the bar, and they ask if we want to do a shot and spin upside down. Hell yeah! So they strapped my ankles into these padded cuff things and lifted me up, gave me a shot and then spun me. I have no idea how fast I was going, but it was really fun and shockingly, it didn’t make me want to throw up. And of course I was wearing a skirt so all of Senor Frog’s knew what color panties I was wearing. Fran went next and as usual, she showed everyone how it should be done. Love that girl!

Back at our VIP area, Dustin was getting Jose drunk (they drank half a bottle of tequila together and Jose was hungover the next morning) and the girls were doing body shots (as usual) with more whip cream. Eventually it came to the point where the waiters were getting just a bit too involved so we left. A lot of our folks hopped in a taxi, so then it was just Dustin, Staz, Carole and me in front of the Corona Bar. Carole and I hopped up on the bar and danced for an hour and a half, and I swear they should have paid us for how much that bar livened up. We got two other girls from the crowd to join us and just had the best time up there until 2 or so, then we headed back to the resort.

WEDNESDAY – Dustin was COMPLETELY DRUNK the next morning, but he still played volleyball as he did every day. I felt compelled to watch in case he stepped on something like, oh say, rebar. Luckily, he didn’t. Iron man competition was today as well, and Dustin ended up beating a Canadian guy for the title. They completely changed the format of this but I don’t want to ruin it for everyone who hasn’t been yet. At 1:30, about ten of us got back on the catamaran for a relaxing day of partying. Coincidentally, also at around 1:30, I was just starting to sober up from all the tequila the night before. That combined with very choppy water didn’t make for a good experience. I finally began to feel better about 20 minutes before docking back at BBG. Another beautiful day, although a bit rough, but that didn’t stop us from having a great time!! Most of us were sitting down to keep from flying off the boat, but Ruxy somehow managed to dance all over the boat the entire time without some much as stumbling. Finally, it calmed down a bit and the rest of us were able to join her dancing and get some pictures – mostly of the guys posing one by one in front of a bevy of topless girls. It was around five when we got back and this was when total exhaustion hit. We all took naps. Dustin and I actually made it out for the men’s legs contest at Nice Shoes (you did a great job dancing, sweetie) (I was completely sober, which doesn’t make for a good performance – I was eliminated right away, but that just meant that I didn’t get whipped with a belt and I didn’t have to dance anymore, which, being sober, made me quite happy!) and briefly considered going to Basic but decided we would join the rest of the gang in going to bed early.

Thursday – After all that sleep, we should have been really refreshed, but Dustin and I both woke up feeling really weird…and a little depressed as this was our last full day. I watched D play morning volleyball, chatted with Angie, Carl and Carla. Crazy darts was in the morning so Angie, Dustin and I took part. Dustin won and I lost (I swear I was in second place) so not only did I get all the crap put on me, Chinos made me go outside with the sign into the middle of the street while he stopped traffic until the cars honked. OH MY GOD it was the funniest thing, I’m sure there are pictures somewhere. After that, just a lot of lazing around, soaking up the last rays of sun. Dustin, Michael and Jim and I ate at the chineses restaurant (yummy!) and participated in the lingerie casino night. Michael and Jim just wore socks (not on their feet, of course) and shook penis maracas courtesy of Chinos. Again, TOO FUNNY. Then we decided to go out for our last night and joined the bus to Dady O. The VIP area was right next to the dance floor which was nice, but it got really crowded really fast so we ended up leaving and wandering around outside looking for a cab until the bouncer from Corona Bar, who apparently recognized me from the night Carole and I brought the house down dragged us in by promising no cover and free shots. I danced on the bar for a little while and we took advantage of the free shots, and then got a cab home.

The next morning we were up early, checked out, said our goodbyes (as many as I could handle) and took a cab to the airport. Because of bad weather, we didn’t get home until 10:00 pm, despite leaving at 9 in the morning, but it could have been much worse. I think we convinced Michael and Jim that BBG is the happiest place on earth so I’m sure they’ll be back. All in all, one of the best vacations of my LIFE and Dustin and I have been talking about it nonstop ever since. Thanks to all the wonderful people we met - hope to see you all again soon!

[Carole]

Awesome report Hillary. I have barely started mine. I don't think I can remember all of the details but Corona bar was definately one of the highlights.

[DConCT]

wow.

I miss you guys.

Too much fun.

[sunlover79]

I miss you too, Don! So you're going to BBG?

[DConCT]

I'm sure I will give in and join the party sometime this year!

[Red2PartY]

Great job on the report!! And trust me, I fell on ya :lol: AND shocking to most-I know!-my drink spilled everywhere too :lol:

Good times, and plenty more to be had!

[minnesotanice]

It was nice meeting you Hillary and Dustin.

Crazy Darts was an interesting game :shock:

Shannon keeps saying, "at least you didn't have to wear the pink thong!"

Yes, yes, that saved my dignity! The next time that you are coming back up our way, give hollar. I'll make my famous pancakes. You can bring the ingrediants Hillary!

[Angie]

Great report Hillary!!!!! It was sooo great to finally meet you. I know I definitely enjoyed the mayan ritual...I actually think I was first to partake in the yummy feast Then Ruxy did mention her birthday the week before and only 2 people partaked so I grabbed the chocolate sauce (she I was the one who brought it) and laid her down and gave her a proper birthday sundae...I think she was quite happy about it You were also a great sport in the crazy darts game ~ I can't wait to see pics.

[RonaldNTalina]

Great TR...you guys certainly got your money's worth.


Ronald

[Bart/Annette]

Great TR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dbaker81]

Originally Posted by minnesotanice

It was nice meeting you Hillary and Dustin.

Crazy Darts was an interesting game :shock:

Shannon keeps saying, "at least you didn't have to wear the pink thong!"

Yes, yes, that saved my dignity! The next time that you are coming back up our way, give hollar. I'll make my famous pancakes. You can bring the ingrediants Hillary!

As soon as I saw those man thongs on the table, I would have bet my life that the pink one was meant for me! I'm just glad that I could save your dignity; very little was saved in the end, but you're welcome!

[sunlover79]

Originally Posted by minnesotanice

It was nice meeting you Hillary and Dustin.

Crazy Darts was an interesting game :shock:

Shannon keeps saying, "at least you didn't have to wear the pink thong!"

Yes, yes, that saved my dignity! The next time that you are coming back up our way, give hollar. I'll make my famous pancakes. You can bring the ingrediants Hillary!

So nice to meet you guys too! How is your rear healing? :shock: Hope we see you there again soon!

[holliw]

What a wonderful report!!!! I am soo jealous!!!

[minnesotanice]

Originally Posted by sunlover79

So nice to meet you guys too! How is your rear healing? :shock: Hope we see you there again soon!

Five days later. . . . Hand and ring marks are still clear as a bell.

[bgsxe]

:clap: this goes down as one of the best tr i've read, found myself laughing out loud! welcome back to the mid-west cold. congrats on the great time!! :wink:

[willowwells]

Hi Hillary!
Great Trip report. I'd do one but I really don't remember all that much. I didn't even make it to sleep in my room until my 4th night there! Next time I won't even bother packing any lingerie to sleep in. I might even get away with not paying for a room and just buying a wrist band and sleeping on the beach! I already forgot about the drunken crying incident! You are one up on me now since you cried twice during your trip. Although I lost not one, but 2 purses, and all the souveniers I bought on the booze cruise day trip, I had the best time in a very long time. I am already having BBG withdrawls and will be back next year same time, with more people and hopefully for a bit longer stay.
Take care & nice meeting you,
Lisa

[LotsaTimers]

Fantastic report you two!!!

I'm sorry we missed you, and I hope to see you soon again.

Maybe next time?

George

[Jamie]

Fantastic trip report! Must do a repeat in May!

Jamie

[LotsaTimers]

May would be good!

George

[Klaw]

May would be great!

[Doug & Heather]

Wow, rockin trip report!

[sunlover79]

Originally Posted by willowwells

Hi Hillary!
Great Trip report. I'd do one but I really don't remember all that much. I didn't even make it to sleep in my room until my 4th night there! Next time I won't even bother packing any lingerie to sleep in. I might even get away with not paying for a room and just buying a wrist band and sleeping on the beach! I already forgot about the drunken crying incident! You are one up on me now since you cried twice during your trip. Although I lost not one, but 2 purses, and all the souveniers I bought on the booze cruise day trip, I had the best time in a very long time. I am already having BBG withdrawls and will be back next year same time, with more people and hopefully for a bit longer stay.
Take care & nice meeting you,
Lisa

Great to meet you too, Lisa I'm glad to hear you enjoyed yourself. I think we're planning on doing the last week of February/first week of March from now on so hopefully we'll see you in 2008!

[sunlover79]

Originally Posted by LotsaTimers

Fantastic report you two!!!

I'm sorry we missed you, and I hope to see you soon again.

Maybe next time?

George

I know, I am very sorry we missed you guys...lingerie night just wasn't the same without George :lol: :lol: We're teetering between May and June, but leaning toward the latter I think...maybe you guys could go in May AND June? (That goes for the rest of you May repeaters too!) :wink:

[JofAZ]

Great TR!

But there is no crying at BBG! Only when you leave!....Just kidding

Sounds like you had another wonderful trip!

Originally Posted by sunlover79

We're teetering between May and June, but leaning toward the latter I think...maybe you guys could go in May AND June? (That goes for the rest of you May repeaters too!) :wink:

Hmmm... I'll have to press Sue harder for June.

[dbaker81]

I also forgot to mention that on that day following Senor Frogs, when I was drunk until 2pm, I woke up incredibly thirsty and drank Hillary's contact solution, including the contact itself! Who puts their contacts in drinking glasses, seriously! :roll:

[Carole]

OMG Dustin that is too freakin's hilarious.

[sunlover79]

Originally Posted by dbaker81

I also forgot to mention that on that day following Senor Frogs, when I was drunk until 2pm, I woke up incredibly thirsty and drank Hillary's contact solution, including the contact itself! Who puts their contacts in drinking glasses, seriously! :roll:

I couldn't find my contact case!! :roll: Sorry babe...

J&SofAZ: We'd love to see you in June!

[Red2PartY]

Originally Posted by dbaker81

I also forgot to mention that on that day following Senor Frogs, when I was drunk until 2pm, I woke up incredibly thirsty and drank Hillary's contact solution, including the contact itself! Who puts their contacts in drinking glasses, seriously! :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: oh that is priceless!

[RAINDOGG32]

That could be the best trip report we have ever read!!!
Outstanding

[dbaker81]

The report can only be as good as the trip! We had an outstanding trip! We've been back for less than a week and already planning our return trip later this year!