Trip Report Feb 11-25 AKA “I am Chino’s bitch”

[jimbo64]

Trip Report Feb 11-25 AKA “I am Chino’s bitch”

I’ll admit right off the bat that there are several days during our visit that are pretty fuzzy, but I’ll do my best to remember and pass it along. It was little brother (Donn) and I for our second visit.

Day 1 Sunday (Feb 11)
Out to the airport mid afternoon , checked in and started practicing for BBG. Got on the plane and discovered that we had been bumped up to what looked like business class. What a way to start the vacation! Our flights were at what we thought were terrible times, getting into Mexico at 11:00 PM and leaving again at 9:00 on the 25th, but what it did mean was getting through the Cancun airport was a breeze. Last year when we were at the airport there were lines running in multiple directions, this year we were the only flight coming in so we flew through.
Still didn’t get to BBG till 12:30. Of course that meant there was only half an hour of bar service left. So we really made the most of it. Since we’d been practicing all day long this turned into a very short night.

Day 2 Monday
Woke up earlier than expected and down to the pool. One beer and realize that we are still drunk from the night before. Prove that I’m drunk by entering in Crazy Darts. Being from Canada and knowing that the beer in your left hand is required for proper balance while throwing I talked people into bringing over some beer (to a Canadian some = lots). Needless to say it did not go well. So now I can say “been there, got the tee-shirt.”

Day 3 Tuesday
Booze Cruise with Steve and the Cancurecare crew. There was supposed to be about 30 people, but had about 50% no shows. This almost cancelled the cruise, but Steve was able to do some rearranging and still got us away. Sail over to the island, without ever running the engine, I just love wind power. Once there we did the snorkeling. Took awhile to get the breathing right, I kept crushing the mouthpiece, and swallowing a lot of water. I’m sure I got my full sodium intake for the entire trip during that half hour. Then onto the island and time for lunch. We had beaten the larger boats there so it was nice and relaxed with the place to ourselves. The meal itself would be considered authentic Mexican and boy was it good. Unfortunately there were no golf carts available on the island (Steve tried about 6 different places) so 2/3 of the group went shopping and the rest of us went to the beach. Quite enjoyed the beer, the scenery, and the conversation. Even though Steve was losing money on this trip he was determined that he was going to pay for the beer. For the rest of us at the table that was not an option. Back to the boat and we motor sailed out and then out came the infamous spinnaker rides. Steve led off and you have seen the quality of his dismount. I didn’t realize until we got back to shore the kind of damage he had done to himself. Nonetheless three more of us did it as well. If you’ve never done it you have to try it. It alone was worth the price of admission, what a ride. Little brother really got the hang of it and had that puppy swinging . Me, not being that bright, got into it backwards, so I was flying facing away from the boat. Not a big issue as they were able to get me turned around in the air. Back on the boat and a little entertainment by the staff, quick celebration of Dave’s birthday and Dani and Peter‘s wedding, both for the next day. They dropped us back at BBG and I finally saw Steve’s side and the obvious pain he was in. Just learned upon logging on here at home about the rib, hope its starting to feel better now. I should say that the staff on the boat were great. Your glass was never empty and they were in constant good spirits.
Beach party that night then down to the Alternative. Last time we were at BBG Nice Shoes was still under construction, so it was our regular late night hangout. Being a creature of habit it became mine once more. Many games of late night pool were played again, generally not played well, but played nonetheless. Johnny the bartender was down there this entire trip and he had been a favorite of ours at Diego’s bar last trip.

Day 4 Wednesday
Gray day. Raining outside so hid inside and then lunched at Belavista. With the waiters bringing beer it was really nice way to spend the afternoon.. Soon after this though my stomach went sideways. While most days in this report where little is listed it meant I was lying in the sun either at the pool or the beach while having a beer or two, for the next three days it meant I was pretty much down and out. This is also where some of the really fuzzy kicks in.

Day 5 Thursday
Water volleyball. Found Shannon in the alternative bar. She’s another manager in the mall that I’m at. I had seen her at the airport as she was going to another resort in Cancun. She had arranged a transfer to BBG after four days as the flooding and construction at her hotel made it no fun at all. Talking to her once we got back, she said that he other resort was visually nicer, and the food better, but the people at BBG were more fun.

Day 6 Friday
Tequila water volleyball

Day 7 Saturday
Naked tequila water volleyball (surprised?) Unfortunately I’d woken up early feeling pretty good so straight down to the bar and away we go. So apparently by the time I got to the pool I was well in. I didn’t think I was doing all that poorly. In fact I was on Chino’s team for the first 8 points (all ours), then got moved over to Lalo’s team, we pulled it up to 10-8. From there things went worse. In fact, at one point I had a time out sitting on the edge of the pool.. Back in the pool and Lalo had even stopped feeding us Tequila. He does not like to lose and we are losing badly. At one point near the end of the third game he and Chino have a quick exchange in Spanish. Now I am getting worried. I was right to be worried. We lose the last game and while the other team gets their trunks back on they have us kneeling at the edge of the pool. It needs to be said, that although Lalo was our captain he is not accepting any punishment with us. This is BBG so you already know that kneeling leads to spanking. Of course, this was not enough so the next stage was a run down to the sand volleyball court, roll in the sand, then back to the sports pool. Still not done though as there is still all that ice in the cooler to get rid of. We lie down at the side of pool, they get the others, and when they get to me I’m told to roll over. So I’m on my stomach and there’s the ice water, then I’m told to roll over, and get it on the front as well. Needless to say I was very happy to jump back into the pool and that water felt pretty darn warm at this point.

Day 8 Sunday
Sun and sand day. Off to the Seafood restaurant with Lisa, Leanne, and Donn for a great dinner. I so often feel stupid for not using more of the dinners. I enjoy El Embarcadero but the specialty restaurants are sooooo good. Getting up early in the morning to make reservations may be hard, but the payoff is great. Then off to watch the Beer Drinking Contest. Hardly feeling like a true Canadian for not being entered, but knowing the way my stomach had been I could not do my country proud. One thing that did make me proud was the Canadian-American competition before the beer drinking began. Oh Canada came through loud and proud, the Star Spangled Banner maybe had 50% participation. But the Americans redeemed themselves by taking both the men’s and the women’s titles.

Day 9 Monday
Fuzzy

Day 10 Tuesday
Donn got his nipple pierced. He says it was the most excruciating pain he has ever been in. He didn’t appreciate it when I gave it a flick.

Day 11 Wednesday
Fuzzy For Donn it was a bottle of Gatorade and the movie channel by 7:00 PM.

Day 12 Thursday
Water volleyball played with Alejandra was a blast. Everyone just enjoying the game and having fun. Made it to Casino Night this week, didn’t do well, but had fun playing.

Day 13 Friday
Played Crazy Darts again, thinking that I had to try to redeem myself. It did not start well. Into the thong and ass slapped almost right away. It did get better and I ended up somewhere in the middle. I did enjoy seeing what happens to the BFL though, since you really can’t appreciate it when you’re in the chair. Game over it was time to change out of the thong and back into my trunks. Only one problem, they had vanished. When I had to jump into the pool and get into the thong I had left my trunks by the side with my sandals and hat. Chino was waiting for the thong so from the pool I tossed it back into the bucket-o-thongs. Of course I am now naked in the pool with no clothing to be found. Not the most comfortable situation I’ve ever been in. Chino did eventually bring me a towel so I could get out of the pool. He then told me I was in the talent show and since he’d just given me the towel who was I to say no. As Donn has labeled me I am “Chino’s bitch.” Found little brother so I had a key to get back into the room, since mine was in my trunks. Rush back to the room to make sure anything of value is in the safe since we still have no clue where the other key is. Pull on some other trunks and head back to the bar. What do I find on the furthest barstool at Diego’s, but all my stuff with a woman’s pair of flip flops on top of them. So I believe one of two things happened, either someone took my stuff and someone else’s thinking it was all theirs, or Chino/Lalo/Alejandra did it as a joke. Still don’t know the truth.
I had told Chino when he said I was in the talent show that I have no talent but he said no problem, I can read “the poem.” The one I’m talking about is Little Johnny vs. Santa. If you haven’t heard it you probably will next time you’re down there. There were three others up there with me, all with more talent, so the second time they looked for applause to pick the winner, come my turn the silence was deafening.
Little brother played tequila volleyball while I stayed on the sidelines shooting some pictures. I have to admit that Lalo had scared me out of the pool. I feared that the fun factor was not what it should be. Donn got the ice water treatment and ,much like Crazy Darts, its far more fun to watch it happen.

Day 14 Saturday/Day 15 Sunday
Even knowing this was our last day I had a hard time getting out of bed. Both little brother and I had said we were going to take it easy on Friday so that Saturday could be a full day. Neither one of us seemed to do that very well. It was noon before either one of us was moving, and even then pretty slowly. Enjoyed what sun we could get near the quite pool as there was not a single lounger to be had at the sexy pool or the beach in front of it. Donn too was afraid to play any type of Tequila Volleyball today as he’d already had a few, and hearing my tales from the previous week thought discretion the better part of valor.
Our flight out was 9:00 Sunday morning, so expected the bus about 6:00. That being the case why bother sleeping Saturday night. So that is why I listed Saturday and Sunday together.
Fun final night as it carried right through till the morning.
I tried to cut security at the airport. When we got our boarding passes they had been reversed, Donn had mine and I had his. So he went through as I’m still sitting and he calls me over. I duck under a cord to get to him and I’m told in no uncertain terms that I should not have done it. I guess having blood that could burn might not be the best way to fly. The whole trip home Donn had his air sickness bag within reach. Needless to say he didn’t really enjoy the flight.
The plane was really hot and even with the air turned on it was cooking. So it felt wonderful stepping out of the terminal and feeling the first blast of cold wind. That was one thing I was not expecting at all.

Not included in any of the days are all the great people that we met. Some to protect the innocent, more often to protect the guilty.

Should anyone have any pictures from our first week, especially the booze cruise, crazy darts, or naked tequila volleyball I would love copies. Unfortunately we ended up with camera issues from he first week. AKA one camera fried itself and its memory card died. Luckily we did have a backup so we did get some pictures during the second week.

[glenn/monique]

Sounds like fun. I know I been used by Chinos, it's all good. Got both my nipples pierced 3 months ago. Yep! It is the most excrutiating pain. Really nice when it gets hit those first couple weeks too. It's suppose to be worse for men although I can't imagine why. Thanks for the TR, can't wait to be there myself soon.

[DavenRose]

Thanks for the TR, can't wait for our trip

[java]

thanks for the TR jimbo.It was good to meet you and your bro'.

[Karen,Pam and Greg!]

Oh, I'm so jealous!!! What a great TR!! I miss being Chino's bitch ops:
Nipple piercings, Sailing, Crazy darts, great food and friends...Does life get much better :?: Thanks for the great TR..Is it May yet??

Pammy

[DavenRose]

Originally Posted by Karen,Pam and Greg!

Oh, I'm so jealous!!! What a great TR!! I miss being Chino's bitch ops:
Nipple piercings, Sailing, Crazy darts, great food and friends...Does life get much better :?: Thanks for the great TR..Is it May yet??

Pammy

Its not May yet but it is getting closer!!!!

[Tinder]

Great TR!!! We can't wait!!!

[sunlover79]

Great TR! Makes me feel better for posting a long one as well Our trips overlapped by just a day or two, and the day that I happened to be very very drunk, so I don't know we met or not. Hopefully we can hang out more next year - you guys sound like fun!!

[RonaldNTalina]

Thanks for the TR...I really miss BBG

[jimbo64]

Originally Posted by sunlover79

Great TR! Makes me feel better for posting a long one as well Our trips overlapped by just a day or two, and the day that I happened to be very very drunk, so I don't know we met or not. Hopefully we can hang out more next year - you guys sound like fun!!

I saw you there, and I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone have as much fun. You proved whar BBG is all about.