Glenn and Monique's TR PICS ADDED

[glenn/monique]

April 19th
First day, it’s snowing and we’re so excited to leave Edmonton until we are delayed 1 hour for de icing. Finally up in the air we all had a riot on the flight. Got a little drunk on the flight too. Took birth pics squeezing our faces between the seats, some mile high pics of Gord, met some old friends from our childhood, and Cindy and I suffered through the decent with my earaches and her concussion. Finally in Cancun at 3:30 pm everything went great and we were at the hotel by 4:30 pm. We then had to do the dreaded Walmart trip so after unpacking we went to get our water, booze, and shop a little. Doesn’t matter what country Walmart in I still hate it. Got back 1 hour later and Cindy and I started priming for the lingerie contest. Kamikazes, kamikazes, and more kamikazes, our comfort level is way better now. 8:45 pm and we went and put on the lingerie. See through thong, my shyness lasted about 30 seconds. Met up with Dave, Sue, Elrod, PJ, John, Kathy, Michelle, Vince, Vanessa, Rick (A.K.A.Bernie). Didn’t gamble but, drank instead. Cindy and I had 30 kamikazes each right before our cage dance. Not sure who the guy was in the video. Gord got jealous and pulled Cindy out taking her back to the room right after I started losing my top. There was an asshole taking pics of our crotches so Glenn decided to come get me too before I got us kicked out the first night.
April 20th
Sick as soon as I woke up. Threw up once and went to run it off. Ran, did weights, showered, and ate. I’m all ready to start over now. Gord and Cindy must have really had it out because for the rest of the week they were side by side and kind of a drag. Cindy however was still suffering from a 2nd degree concussion so that might explain the lack of party in her. Cindy is sick for a few hours today. Played horse shoes with Lalo and drank. Chinos is on holidays again this year. April 20 -27th must be his annual holiday. Did the water aerobic and kicked ass in the piggy back competition at the end. Whooooooohooooooo. T-SHIRT. Tonight is the Cancuncare Party at Carlos n Charlies and Daddy Rock. Gord and Cindy jammed out so Glenn and I went with everyone else. We danced, we pole dance, we saved Don from an accident on the pole and we had an awesome time with everyone. Got back around 3:00 am and ate burgers. I knew I wouldn’t keep it down. NOPE!
April 21st
I’m developing a pattern, I puked, and ran it off. Felt way better after the run but, it was a hard run. Showered and headed down for breakfast. We just hanging around the pool today enjoying the scenery and of course seeing how many times a day I can get drunk. Glenn, Cindy and Gord played horse shoes and I hung out with Dave and Sue. PJ and Elrod go home. While hanging out on my own I met Tony, Jodi, Nancy, and another Vince. Introduce them to kamikazes and partied with them for a couple hours. Naked tequila volleyball, I just watched. Some new things that I’m just not doing with new piercings. Today was a good day, got drunk three times ate supper and then went dancing at nice shoes. I danced for 3 hours and drank a 26th of Sour Puss, 10 kamikazes, 2 tequila slammers, and discovered my new talent. I discovered that I could dance around with a full drink or a 26th of sour puss on my head for up to 30 minutes. I had great fun with that all week. I was able to go down into deep squats, walk stairs, and even shake the hips up hip, down low. Freaked out a lot of people, it was awesome. The drunker I was the better I got at it.
April 22nd
Booze cruise day. Not sick so it’s all good. I decided to wear my sheer bikini. I figure everyone saw my crotch lingerie night anyways. They put us on a boat that is all mesh and where to go to the bathroom is like going into a coffin. Tony started bugging me the minute he saw my bikini. He words: Monique you forgot the rest of it. Met Steve and Candy, Scott and Donna, Cher and her hubby, Andrew, Rachel the night before so all of us including Dave, Sue, John, Kathy, Rick and Vanessa were all up front partying. Didn’t snorkel this time just partied. I was probably on my 8th beer by the time we reached the island. Food ! It was great. They had Barracuda. Sooooo good. We didn’t do the golf carts but, we should have. Instead we went shopping with Cindy and Gord. Boring and annoying. I love to shop just not in Cancun it's too pushy. Don and Tony arrive back from doing golf carts. Bloody and wounded. Poor Don has a two inch gash across his head and a bump on the back of his head the size of a large grapefruit. The story goes like this: Don is mooning other carts and Tony the driver stops fast. He hits his head on the pole, moons again and again Tony stops and Don hits the pole. Third time unlucky he stops and Don goes flying out of the golf cart rolling on his head. Ended up getting cleaned and taped right there on the island. SCARY! I guess this is a regular occurrence for him. Remember I already made a pole save earlier during the week. So we all head to the beach and Steve really wants Glenn to do the bikini swap. He's not wearing my sheer bikini. He’s chicken so we opt out. John, Kathy, Gord, Cindy,Denise, Jason, and Steve and Candy do it and we all head back to the boat. More booze and tequila shot. I took one shot and then the guy beside me did his and then I took one shot, and then someone else, and then one more for Monique. I was totally $%%^ up in minutes. Next thing I know the guys are supposed to be doing there dance and I get pulled in. Friends (did I say friends) start ripping apart at the swimsuit. Two sides untied (I’m a goner) so I rip it off and I dance to the song you can leave your hat on except (SHIT NO HAT). Tony was funny, he’s like I saw labia and I saw your piercing. Show is over but, I am to shit faced to even do up my swimsuit. Cindy helped me untwist the crotch probably 3-4 times. Probably looked pretty kinky from the back of the boat. We pull up to another boat to do spinnaker rides. Ewwwwwwwwwww! The wives on this boat look pissed off at all the nakedness on our boat. Should have gave them a encore. Remember Don! We’ll he decides he wants to do the spinnaker. They should have never let him go. NOPE! Anyways he does it and cuts open his arm this time. 3-4 inch gash. A few other people do it and then we head back to BBG. Don goes for his medical attention and the rest of us go get ready to dance at Nice Shoes. This was really the best day. Got the group shots and had a blast.
April 23rd
Got up and ran, did weights, showered and headed down for breakfast. Today was a nice pool day. Drank lots and met Lydia and Redsox. We drank, we ate, we drank, drank, drank. I had fun pool side balancing a cup on my head. I started at the Jacuzzi and made it all the way to the bar. Danced in the pool. Tonight is Anything Goes. I win the sexiest panties two years in a row. I also end up doing the ladies legs contest and I came in third. Then Lalo is asking for the longest dick. Guess who gets to measure. Yep! ME,ME,ME. Tonight we’re all heading to Coco Bongos. When we get there they are putting us up top so we decided to go down to the floor and dance. It was a good night. The shows were great even took some videos but, some got replaced by a private dance. Sorry guys! For Glenn’s eyes only, all 12 minutes of it. Danced up in the rafters and had a great time until about 3:30 am. Back to BBG for burgers.
April 24th
Didn’t want to get out of bed but, I was motivated by putting the towels out again. My run was hard so only lapped the pools 3 times and went to the gym for an easier bike ride. 30 minutes, that’s all I got in today. better than nothing though. Ate breakfast and laid pool side not moving a whole lot, and not very fast either. Dave and Sue, Rick and Vanessa are going home today. Peggy arrives. We had a lot of fun with them. They come over to say good bye. I hate to say good bye. Vanessa and Rick are still around until so we party and Cindy exchanges swimsuits with Tony. Tony is hilarious; he’s one of the funniest people we met. We get him up by the Jacuzzis, he wasted and we take pics of him in Cindy's suit and his balls are totally hanging out. Oh Tony! I saw pubic hair, scrotum, and maybe a tinge of a hard on.Hmmmmmmm! Oh Yeh! I have underwater pics too. Tony and Rick(Who looks like Bernie) and Don pose for a weekend at Bernie’s photo. Funny how many people walked by and knew exactly what they were doing. Then Vanessa and Rick leave. Good bye again. Peggy arrives and finds me at the pool right away. We’re eating at the Italian restaurant so we couldn’t stay in the pool much longer. Supper was awsome agin. We’re all partying at Nice shoes tonight. Dug out some Root beer Shnapps for the occasion and finished the bottle at the Margaritas. We then started in on mother $%%%ers, Kamikazes, Margarita shots, and a beer chugging contest between Wendy and I. (Wendy and yet another Vince plan to sign up when they get home). We danced and danced, and headed up to the cages to dance some more. Vince lost his clothes. Yep I may have helped that situation. Always in the middle of things. Someone else’s turn to be naked. I share. Did a lot of cup balancing and I should have bet a lot of people. 30 minutes and didn’t spill a drop. More cage dancing with 22 year old Frenchman. Oh la, la! Pinched his nipples just for the hell of it. We closed Nice shoes down and of course went for burgers. YUM!
April 25th
Woke up late (that’s after 7:00 am for me) so it was already hard to find chairs and run in the heat. Vince saved me some chairs, Thank god. Went to the gym to bike and do elliptical.
Usual routine exercise, shower, and eat. Played horse shoes and started in on the kamikazes. The bar ran out of kamikaze mix so Herbert told me to come at noon and he’d make me a really good one. Boy did he. I made him weaken it three times before I drank it but, by then it was about 8 shots and two 4 oz glasses. Laid back today until about 4:30 pm or so when we met Don, Shelli, Melissa, Keith, Laurie, Curt,Steve, Kim, Brent, and Bonnie. New people who hadn’t tasted kamikazes so I head to the bar with a drink on my head. Got ten kamikazes, and returned with the drink still on my head. The pool started getting very wild at least in our Jacuzzi. Actually we were the only ones left in the pool. I even showed off the piercing a couple of times. I did 4-5 trips to bar coming back with 10 kamikazes each time. This is where I stop mentioning names. One of the girls was rubbing up on me and trying to get me to do the f/f. I finally had to say that "I just don’t do girls" and then the pool closed so we went to get ready for supper. Probably a good thing. Italian restaurant again YUM! Our last night so we partied at Nice Shoes dancing and drinking. I had to have one more burger. I won’t have any at home for a while now. Just before midnight Kathy wants me to go back to her room and help her surprise John. He’s 50 years old but, Kathy is so loaded that it was a challenge to get her back and forth to the room. Finally we make it back about 20 minutes later to suprise John (just realized how bad that sounded a few sentences earlier)and Glenn is wondering what happened to me. Just babysitting Kathy!. A few birthday drinks and we call it a night. Happy birthday John! We love you!
April 26th
Going home at noon. Cindy, Gord, and Glenn finish the horse shoe tournament and Glenn wins beating Lalo. I’m not drinking at all. I decided recovery is starting now. I had one good bye kamikazes and that was it. Thanks, to everyone we met. I love you all. You make our trip every time.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN! Kind of slipped to Alexjandra thats it today is your birthday. Hope you didn't get birthday spanked but, if you did I hope your lovely wife Kathy got the pics and shows us all. Hola! Miss it already.

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[ffto]

Great trip Report!!!!!!!!!

How do you remember it all??????????

Probably a photographic memory or something like that. 2 Weeks for us!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, would love to meet both of you some day.

[Mary Kay]

that is by far - the most amazing and detailed trip report I've read on here yet!!! AWESOME!!

For me - I will be bringing a small notebook to make notes everynight - because for my 10 night trip - I'm NEVER going to remember it all - heheheh-

Now- I'm heading to check out the photos!!

I, too, would love to meet you two sometime!!

Thanks for getting my heart revved up - I have only 59 more days to wait!!

[glenn/monique]

Details. love my details.

[Klaw]

Originally Posted by glenn/monique

.Chinos is on holidays again this year. April 20 -27th must be his annual holiday.

No.

He was actually scheduled to be on holidays earlier but had to postpone them because of Mario's surgery and recover.

None of the staff have set holidays.

[glenn/monique]

Originally Posted by Klaw

No.

He was actually scheduled to be on holidays earlier but had to postpone them because of Mario's surgery and recover.

None of the staff have set holidays.

Two years in a row. No Chinos. I still have a great time but, it's different.

[Roy and Marie]

As always you outdo yourself on the TR's sounded like a great time as always :wink:

[glenn/monique]

I can't believe I forgot about Anything Goes on Monday night. I still have the sexiest panties two year in a row. I did the ladies legs contest and came in third and I got to measure to see who had the biggest $%^&. Not saying how I went about determining the winner. It was innocent, after all their wives and my friends were watching.

Already looking for a new trip. Maybe June, maybe September. I'm just not waiting 1 year to go again.

[RobnStew]

Originally Posted by glenn/monique

I can't believe I forgot about Anything Goes on Monday night. I still have the sexiest panties two year in a row. I did the ladies legs contest and came in third and I got to measure to see who had the biggest $%^&. Not saying how I went about determining the winner. It was innocent, after all their wives and my friends were watching.

Already looking for a new trip. Maybe June, maybe September. I'm just not waiting 1 year to go again.

You definitely run on heavy fuel! Sounds like you had a great time! My liver hurts in sympathy.

Stew

[Naoautorizada]

Originally Posted by ffto

How do you remember it all??????????

On the other hand - how could you forget an experience like that?
;-)

[iamkcs]

Welcome back! Sounds like fun- sorry we had to miss it! We hope to return to BBG someday- Just don't know how soon!

[Mary Kay]

Originally Posted by glenn/monique

I can't believe I forgot about Anything Goes on Monday night. I still have the sexiest panties two year in a row. I did the ladies legs contest and came in third and I got to measure to see who had the biggest $%^&. Not saying how I went about determining the winner. It was innocent, after all their wives and my friends were watching.

Already looking for a new trip. Maybe June, maybe September. I'm just not waiting 1 year to go again.

Hit it up June 27 - July 7th - I'd love to meet you both!!

Just my 2 cents!!

Thanks again for the TR!!

Smiles-
MK

[glenn/monique]

Originally Posted by Mary Kay

Hit it up June 27 - July 7th - I'd love to meet you both!!

Just my 2 cents!!

Thanks again for the TR!!

Maybe, working on something right now.

Smiles-
MK

[DavenRose]

Great TR, loved all the details and you certainly had plenty of action. Looking forward the pics now!

[W&K]

Thanks for the great trip report

[JofAZ]

Originally Posted by glenn/monique

Sick as soon as I woke up. Threw up once and went to run it off. Ran, did weights, showered, and ate. I’m all ready to start over now.
April 21st
I’m developing a pattern, I puked, and ran it off. Felt way better after the run but, it was a hard run.

That is a tough way to start a day! Running is about the last thing I would want to after puking. :chuck:

Will your friends Cindy and Gord come back with you again?

I see your shyness with the mesh suit didn't last long!

Sounds like you had a total blast and truly earn that Kamikazes title.

Looking forward to the pictures
John

[glenn/monique]

Originally Posted by W&K

Thanks for the great trip report

Tequila did make my clothes fall off, at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[RobnStew]

At the risk of repeating myself yet again:



Ok, I'm wrong - it's not useless, but will be much improved! - the TR is awesome, Monique, but can't wait to see the fun as well. Glad you had a blast!

[nmarcks]

Great trip report....................now give us some visuals. :lol:

Thanks for sharing.

Nick and Renee

[Bethy]

I am amazed that you are able to drink that much and remember anything. 30 kamakaies??!!!! You must be a real seasoned drinker!
Amazing!

[B & J]

Great TR with amazing detail.

[glenn/monique]

Originally Posted by J&SofAZ

That is a tough way to start a day! Running is about the last thing I would want to after puking. :chuck:

Will your friends Cindy and Gord come back with you again?

I see your shyness with the mesh suit didn't last long!

Sounds like you had a total blast and truly earn that Kamikazes title.

Looking forward to the pictures
John

Mandy was the first to call me Kanadian Komakazie at BBG. Something about 10 komakazies and playing water polo with 12 guys topless. Running helps to detoxify the liver. Shh! I'm Not really that shy.

[elrodh]

Take it from me guys, Monique is like PJ, she's not shy, but she is a lot of fun and a very sweet girl and she's got a good hubby.
Glad you and Glen made it home safe. Great T/R, I'll put ours together tomorrow.Don't think I can top yours. Would love to be more a part of yours and Glen's vacation next time.
Talk to you soon Lady.
Elrod

[glenn/monique]

Originally Posted by Bethy

I am amazed that you are able to drink that much and remember anything. 30 kamakaies??!!!! You must be a real seasoned drinker!
Amazing!

Not a seasoned drinker at all. I only drink at BBG and maybe 10 other times a year. I can however really pack the booze away. I love shooters and it's not uncommon to drink a 26th or a 40 ounces by myself.

[glenn/monique]

Originally Posted by RobnStew

At the risk of repeating myself yet again:



Ok, I'm wrong - it's not useless, but will be much improved! - the TR is awesome, Monique, but can't wait to see the fun as well. Glad you had a blast!

Pics are coming. Having some trouble with them but, I 'll get some up tommorow.

[heather]

I'm impressed that you were able to keep count after drinking 30 Komakazie's. I think I would probably lose count after about 10!

[Vince & Wendy]

Hey Monique, we're back. It was sad to see you guys leave, so we had to drown our sorrows (like I need a reason) lol lol We didn't let you down and closed the Nice Shoes the rest of the week. OUCH!!! lol lol

Cheers, Vince

[glenn/monique]

Originally Posted by Vince & Wendy

Hey Monique, we're back. It was sad to see you guys leave, so we had to drown our sorrows (like I need a reason) lol lol We didn't let you down and closed the Nice Shoes the rest of the week. OUCH!!! lol lol

Cheers, Vince

Hi guys! Nice Avitar,
I think I sleep for two days after getting home. How was the rest of your trip?

[twinimini]

Anyone else having difficulty getting into photo bucket and most of the internet? It seems like half the things I try to get to today are not hitting. Even the silly pop-ups on CNN are getting errors.

[Vince & Wendy]

We just kept the party rolling. Woo Hoos and Rainbow shooters by day and lots of Rum at night. Whew ,you're not kidding about needing to rest.
Sure glad I took Mon. off we ended up patying all night in vancouver when we landed also. Seems somebody got me on a roll (I wonder who that might be?). lol lol