OK! Here's the issue: FACT 1: It is difficult to find Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream in the liquor stores in many locations. Fact 2: Regular-old Whipped Cream is available at almost every single grocery store, and lots of convenience stores, in all of North, Central and I hear quite a bit of South America. Australia and also Europe, and large chunks of Asia. Fact 3: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream, while not terribly expensive, isn't cheap. Fact 4: Regular-old Whipped Cream is WAY cheap. Fact 5: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream comes in several ... uh ... "interesting" flavors. Fact 6: Regular-old Whipped Cream comes in one flavor, Regular-old Whipped Cream. Fact 7: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream is a miserably-staining substance on any type of fabric. I mean brutal. Fact 8: Regular-old Whipped Cream can contribute tot he "yellowing" of paler and/or lighter-colored fabrics, but can generally be cleaned out if you get serious about it. Fact 9: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream comes in really cool spray dispensers for placing delicious globs in all sorts of sexy places. Fact 10: Regular-old Whipped Cream comes in really cool spray dispensers for placing delicious globs in all sorts of sexy places. Fact 11: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream tastes deliciously-awesome! Fact 12: Regular-old Whipped Cream tastes deliciously-awesome! Fact 13: Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream spreads across boobs, butts and the naughty bits extremely well, and can be cleaned away most efficiently by the use of lips and tongue. Fact 14: Regular-old Whipped Cream spreads across boobs, butts and the naughty bits extremely well, and can be cleaned away most efficiently by the use of lips and tongue. There you have the facts. I await the discussion and eventually the gernal result by acclamation. Personally, since what I'm "going for" witht he use of any whipped cream, is to spray it on each other so as to get each other to lick it off, and generaklly this activity is brought on byt he use of "other" alcohol, I've learned, through must experimentation, that I really don't need the Alcohol-infused Whipped Cream to have a lick-party. I can always get another Fireball shot, or a Wet Pussy, or a Purple Shit, or a Tequila, or whatever. But, maybe that's just me.