A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER

Discussion in 'Free For All' started by Ana, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. Ana

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    A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER:



    Now I lay me

    Down to sleep

    I pray the Lord

    My shape to keep

    Please no wrinkles

    Please no bags

    And lift my butt

    Before it sags

    Please no age spots

    Please no grey

    And as for my belly

    Please take it away

    Please keep me healthy

    Please keep me young

    And thank you Dear Lord

    For all that you've done.



    Five tips for a woman....



    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a

    job.



    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.



    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.



    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.



    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
     
  2. LotsaTimers

    LotsaTimers Cancuncare's Survivors Registered Member

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I say AMEN to that!! :wink:

    Debbie
     
  3. Fletch

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    LOL awww thats not right Ana
     
  4. shoreladie

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    Oh god Ana I love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. janie

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. dboyte

    dboyte Guru Registered Member

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    I want to be the fifth guy - the one that satifies her wildest Desire :!: :!: :!:
     
  7. Ana

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    Je Je Je, is not right but it is fare :wink:
     
  8. Liz

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    That was the best!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. Katie

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    Loved it! :D
     
  10. Opie

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    That was cute Ana
     
  11. Ana

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    Tks, lets keep praying :!: :!:

    Miracles do happen :wink:
     
  12. Ana

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    Please Lord, I need the miracle tonight :!:
     
  13. blondie1972

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    Great post Ana!

    (Could I please just have ONE of those men??? :wink: )
     
  14. Katie

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    Thanks Ana for bringing this back up.. it a great. Hope your prayers get answered.. Enrique .. give Ana whatever she wants! :lol:

    Katie
     
  15. Ana

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    Thanks Katie and TKS Lord;

    I Got great vacations, snow, family and friends time plus a lot of fun, adrenaline and good pictures. Thanks God for my kids.
     
  16. sandra in the sun

    sandra in the sun Newbie Registered Member

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    Just start collecting them one at a time..

    All good things come to those who wait.....and what im hearing is... How flippin long does it take?
     
  17. Jamie

    Jamie Mayor of Temptation Registered Member

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    I second that Derrick! :D

    Jamie