Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Resort Reviews' started by CaptMorgan, Feb 25, 2014.
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Beans and Franks!! Love it!
Can't wait for more truth telling about Honest Abe....
OMG!!! By far the BEST trip report I have ever read!!! When I got to the end of page 3, I was saying noooooooooooooo out loud as I realized there was nothing else to read!! You have made my day!!! Cant wait for the rest of it, as I laughed so hard reading it, I literally had tears running down my face!!! Makes me even more excited for our trip in 8 weeks!!!
:aktion033:"What if somebody slipped and fell on me? Who knows where what body parts would end up?".....OMG, you are going to get me fired!!!!! I have to stop reading your posts at work, but alas I won't because they are the highlight of my workday recently!!!! Keep it coming!!!! I think you both need to be March/April crossovers this year too.....so much fun!!!!:aetsch004:
Yes come back and join us cross-overs!!!!!!
"As I said earlier I dressed as a creepy guy for schoolgirl night. I was not wearing a shirt, and tiny square-cut tight boxers. Well as soon as we got to Paty-O's someone comes up behind me and slaps my ass. I turned around and it was a guy. A little weird if you ask me, but whatevs. ........................................................................................................................... but not before creepy guy got one more good ass-slap in. He found me again later that night for slap #3, he was like a ninja popping up out of nowhere and "WHAM!" I spent the rest of the night looking over my shoulder with my ass-cheeks clenched for what I was afraid would be an ATM Deposit!"
He was sooooo drunk and really thought you were his bro, that y'all had some sort of weird joke thing going. You came by & I high-5'd you & he ass-lapped, I asked him WTH was up with it, he said it was like a dare or something, you came boogying back past us a few minutes later & he got you again, so maybe I only witnessed slaps #2 & 3, the look on your face was pure astonishment! For the record, I DID tell him that I didn't think you appreciated it.
The other thing that sticks in my memory was at the pool bar after the Boobs Cruise when Mrs Morgan was trying to get you to try Chelsea's evil nipple clamps & for some reason you thought it was better to show a phone-vid of getting your junk waxed !! They talked Trevor & I into doing a "Pull-Off" with the nipple clamps attached first to nipples, then to our bags. At that point you sort of took off, again the look on your face had us rolling!
Oh.My.God. I am crying laughing!!!! KAKAW bitches!!! holy shit thats good stuff!! sub dermal nipple hematoma…!!! This is a great way to spend a Saturday two weeks prior to our trip…totally looking forward to having as much fun as you did!!
OMG those hurt! In november someone got me with one, well almost but enough of a pinch to nearly throw a punch (Ms writing this)
I wasn't really bothered by the ass slap, probably because I was also drunk, but I did think it was weird. And yeah, whenever something goes anywhere near my nipples now I kinda freak out... PTSD for nipples!
You do have the story telling gift. It was a great week with lots of great mammaries .... I mean memorys !
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Awesome trip report,, now we are hoping to have half as much fun as you guys and it will be a success,, we are just worried about the ice storm hitting the night before and morning we leave now.....2 days away!! Thanks for the entertainment & trip report.
Hope you guys get out OK.. have a great trip, and don't do anything I wouldn't do!!
Awesome trip report, Cap't. So far at least lol. Waiting for more details!
OMG - I love you both. Will you marry us? I think that is legal in Mass. LOL!
PS This is Jess - in case that makes a difference
This is freaking hilarious!!!
Been in your shoes before, back in the BlueBay Getaway days. The wife was passed out in the room, and we were eating our 2AM cheeseburger in the buffet area as it was raining outside. Very drunk setting with the other couple we traveled with a comparably drunken group of ladies walk in and as they walk past one says rather loudly " There has to be someone in here that knows how to eat p***y". Before I could stop myself my right arm shot up in the air. Her friends are trying to lead her out of there and my friends wife is trying to pull my arm down. Hey, I was just answering her question! :biggrinbandit:
ATM, a monstrously successful grand finale. Omg We have been dying reading this. I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE the shenanigans on the island and am just glad you aren't in the Mexican jail!! Love you two!!!!!
And P.S. It's only a three hour drive (no traffic now) from MILFland to The Chi if you guys wanna man up and drive west. Pretty sure we will still be out clubbin' when you get here!