Ok we will kick this off. Lingerie night last night and a fella decides to take a chance with his putting best foot forward. Starts off strongly with kind compliments on K's sexy outfit and that's she's so pretty. Going well........, then he goes for gold in telling her that's she's on the list of the top 4 girls at Bash he wants to hook up with. AKWARD PAUSE!! After I finished chocking on my ice cube I then caught a glance at his face as he soon realized that telling K that she's on a list with others is not really a model for success to progress with her as flattery. So...., with no chance at recovering he slowly withdrew and returned to his perch from whence he came. Perhaps his wife can help coach him on how to better make a girl feel like the one he intersted in & not just one of four on the multiple choice list. Over to others now to tell their tales of Bash tragic pickup failures. We're here for 4 more nights and tonight is school girl night so I may be back with other examples of pickup lines gone wrong.