Bash- Worst of the pickup lines

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  1. ScubaSteve

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    Hahahahahhahahahaha who says that!?? (serious asshole)
     
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    I got the same thing at least three times this last trip. One guy even bragged that he could make me squirt in three seconds or less.

    I simply said “is that all you have to offer? Hubby makes me squirt almost daily, you need to learn a new trick to satisfy me!”
    My hubby laughed and told the guy to find a new line and move on! Lol
     
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    Wait pickup lines work on K? Damn...we missed that chance..
     
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    You must be from Ireland, cause my penis is Dublin.


    (60% of the time, it works every time)
     
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    Steve, ????

    Now who’s the dork . . . .
     
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    No no my name is not George! So now what?? :D
     
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    Did you wash your pants in windex? Cuz I can see myself in them tonight
     
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    Great news !

    Glow night and K's still on the guys top 4 list.
     
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    if the other couple/person is hot there are no bad pick up lines.
     
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  10. ScubaSteve

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    Haha you know I was just messing with you with the dork comment. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean.