Best and worst pick up lines at TTR

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  1. Country couple

    Country couple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    I bet there have been some crazy ones!
     
  2. britsrhot2

    britsrhot2 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    This face is leaving in 3 mins .........be on it
     
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    David Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Hey, wanna fuck?
     
  4. Country couple

    Country couple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Did it work?
     
  5. David

    David Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Ummm, no.
     
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    That's because you always need to lead with a compliment. Try this next time.

    Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

    Haha
     
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  7. Country couple

    Country couple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    When you've been married almost 25 years almost all pick up lines work with the wife! "Let's go to Hooters" works every time! LOL
     
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  8. GoGoBlanco

    GoGoBlanco Not spoilt, Privileged! Registered Member

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    "Are those shoes waterproof?" pointing to GoGo's 6" stripper heels.

    "No, why?"

    "Because I'm gonna cum on them..." o_O
     
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    One needs pick up lines at TTR? Lol
     
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    FakeNewsTeam It's a matter of time, but time is all we have! Registered Member

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