Best and worst pick up lines at TTR

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  1. Country couple

    Country couple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    I bet there have been some crazy ones!
     
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    britsrhot2 Guru Registered Member

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    This face is leaving in 3 mins .........be on it
     
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    Hey, wanna fuck?
     
  4. Country couple

    Country couple Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Did it work?
     
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    Ummm, no.
     
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    That's because you always need to lead with a compliment. Try this next time.

    Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

    Haha
     
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  7. Country couple

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    When you've been married almost 25 years almost all pick up lines work with the wife! "Let's go to Hooters" works every time! LOL
     
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    "Are those shoes waterproof?" pointing to GoGo's 6" stripper heels.

    "No, why?"

    "Because I'm gonna cum on them..." o_O
     
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    One needs pick up lines at TTR? Lol
     
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    As a greeting...HeyIWannaLayYa!
     
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    I was hoping Hi would work. Haha
     
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    It does with several!
     
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    We have fireball in our room....;)

    (FYI the resort doesn’t serve it anymore for the ones that don’t know)
     
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    I read that and I was already thinking what room number haha! I need to buy some and try that line!
     
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    We will have some for our June trip :D
     
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    We will be there June 19-26 with fireball am Patron! I will be the guy with bad sunburn!
     
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    We arrive the 23rd
     
  18. Country couple

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    See you there! I should be well done by then. Sobriety and skin!
     
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    We get there the 24th. Do you guys bring some with or just buy it off sale there?
     
  20. Country couple

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    This is our first time and I was planning on buying some there!