BEST SEX IN 50 YEARS!!!

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  1. hamnlolli

    hamnlolli Guest

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    > An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
    > together in a small
    > tavern.
    >
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    > The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
    > remember the first
    > time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
    >
    >
    > We went behind this tavern where you leaned against
    > the fence and I made
    > love to you."
    >
    >
    > "Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
    >
    >
    > "OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round
    > there again and we can
    > do it for old time's sake?"
    >
    >
    > "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good
    > idea," she answers.
    >
    >
    > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
    > listening to all this,
    > and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've
    > got to see these two
    > old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
    > keep an eye on them so
    > there's no trouble." So he follows them.
    >
    >
    > They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
    > support, aided by
    > walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
    > tavern and make their
    > way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt,
    > takes her knickers down and
    > the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and
    > as she hangs on to the
    > fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt
    > into the most furious sex
    > that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are
    > bucking and jumping
    > like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about
    > forty minutes!
    >
    >
    > She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her
    > hips for dear life.
    >
    >
    > This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally,
    > they both collapse
    > panting on the ground.
    >
    >
    > The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
    > something about life
    > that he didn't know.
    >
    >
    > After about half an hour of lying on the ground
    > recovering, the old
    > couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
    > back on.
    >
    >
    > The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly
    > amazing, he was going
    > like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret
    > is.
    >
    >
    > As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was
    > something else! You must
    > have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do
    > you manage it? You
    > must have had a fantastic life together. Is there
    > some sort of secret?"
    >
    >
    > The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
    > electric fence."
     
  2. Dori

    Dori Guest

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    eeewwww....kinda sick to think of...but still funny!
     
  3. Jamie

    Jamie Mayor of Temptation Registered Member

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    :D :D :D :D

    Jamie
     
  4. NormsKid

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    I guess doing the electric boogie isn't impossible for old farts like me after all!!!

    LOL!

    Michelle
     
  5. shoreladie

    shoreladie Guest

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    That was a good one !!! ..


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. SaucyStace

    SaucyStace Enthusiast Registered Member

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    That was cute. May have to pass that one along.

    Thanks-
    Stacey
     
  7. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    *bump*
    saw this again recently. :lol:
     
  8. Fletch

    Fletch Guest

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    ahahahahahh thats great