Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Resort Reviews' started by Darin & Melissa, Oct 9, 2015.
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It is only served at the Italian restaurant. It is something everyone needs to order at least once. Very entertaining and delicious.
My wife loves them!!
I think we managed to sleep until 7:45 on Monday morning. We woke up excited and sad all at once because it was Boobs cruise day but also our last day at TTR. We got ready and I put on my pink square cut suit. Since we are Octoberbreast, the group always does a pink theme for boobs cruise day. We feel this is appropriate for breast cancer awareness and ties in with Chinos cause for Cancer. Of course, the t shirt I had on was a little long so everyone though I was naked. Breakfast was great as always we had mimosas. After breakfast we decided to wait in the lobby and look for Jen and Kyle to arrive. We had inside information that they were showing up a day early to do the boobs cruise before we all headed to Desire the next day. We have bonded well with them over the various trips and Kyle and I are pretty good buddies that love to give each other hell. Sure enough, Melissa spotted the USA van pull in right at 9:30 and we went out to greet them. First thing I hear is "what are you wearing under that shirt" and oh wow! We offered our room to store things but they were able to get right into a room near us in the 5000 block. Then it was off to Patyo to register and the place was packed. We loved seeing the look on people's faces when they saw Jen and Kyle walk in. Checking in took forever because the group was so large. Instead of waiting on Jannet to do the usual walk down to the boat, a bunch of people got antsy and headed down to wait at the dock. This irritated Steve and Jannet a little so they said those of us that stayed could go to the front of the line and we walked down.being in front didn't really matter since we were on the big boat and everyone staked their place and set up. We set a new record with 100 people on the boat. Steve had held a spot for Jen and Kyle plus the resort sold four spots that he was not aware of. Everyone pikedon and gave Chinos the middle finger. Then headed out.
As the boat headed out and ladies were giving out tops Melissa did her usual and handed up her bottoms. This earned her a t shirt for being first naked on the boat. She was quickly followed by my adopted little sister Jenn and Maria. Everyone settled into their various spots on the boat and the party started.
The big boat is nice since it does not have netting at the front, just nice wood platforms for dancing on. But it also has a large hump in the middle that basically divides the party in half. Octoberbreast cruises are always lots of fun, but this year the Rocktober group was also on the boat and that really had a way of taking the party up a notch. Frank and Nikki always have fun and if you've never met them you are missing out. I won't get into details but it was a great trip. There is no such thing as a bad boobs cruise but some are definitely more memorable. I will say that I prefer the smaller boat and crowd because it seems less divided and more intimate. The only other thing I can say is that Adam made several of us guys want to come back as cool single guys next trip! He is an important member of our group that is loved and respected by all so he needs a shout out here. We had a great time at lunch and taking the group photo, but on the walk back to the boat Steve gave a guy an earfull to a guy for snapping pictures while dreaming he was on the boat. Then as we are walking up the dock he says to me "Darin, what the fuck are you wearing?" I explained the pink shorts for breast cancer and he understood. Off to the normal skinny dipping spot and crazy partying. Then from there Chinos says "10 minutes left until we get to Temptation, go crazy while you can" everyone goes crazy and gets drinks. Then every 10 minutes for the next hour he says the same thing. About this time Melissa has to sit down because herbackis hurting from the car accident. So she took it easy for the rest of the ride. We get back to TTR anddo the usualbeach salute and I see someone jump off tbe boat to swim back. I wasn't sure if he would make it and I think someone on shore started in after him but he made it. As everyone was unloading, I was talking with Steve and Jannet and was tge last one off the boat which is crazy because usually I am first so I cango get the gummies for the after party. Last thing I remember as we are walking down the dock is Steve telling me "don't wear those fucking shorts next year". No worries, I won'tsince I have another pink pair. Lol
Finally I arrive at the fun holes and Melissa had already picked up the gummies and the after party was going strong. She toughed it out for a few minutes but her back was hurting so she found a chair with Mike and Kerri and chilled. There were some highlights and fun times as always. I noticed Jen was sitting behind Kyle somI slid in behind her and made a nice sandwhich. About this time Melissa headed to the room to get some rest and take a shower. The party was still going 45 minutes later when she came to get me so I could get ready for dinner. Kinda funny how you lose track of time and everything else when drinking and eating gummies. After getting ready we went to the italian restaurant again for dinner. We didn't have reservations so asked for a table for two right as another couple came up and wanted the same thing. We said make it four but the waiter didn't hear so we went and sat down. A minute later Jeremy and Heather came in and the waiter came back and said another couple wants to sit with you. I said sure assuming it was Jeremy and Heather but it was actually the other couple from the front. I am so horrible with names so maybe Melissa can edit this and add them in. But we had a really nice dinner and conversation with them. It was their first night there and they were just getting acclimated to everything. We finished and headed to Patyo and saw them there and introduced them to a few Octoberbreasters. I hope everyone welcomed them and they had since we left the next morning and did not see them again. Our last night and being after the boobs cruise we didn't stay out too late. I don't think many of the group did. We said goodbye to those that we saw and headed to bed.
Sorry it's taken so long! Life got crazy as soon as we got home. Here you go!
These were the little gift bags I'm very happy that people liked them and I can't wait to do it again
I can't 'like' this entry to the trip report as you left out some key details. You failed to mention that in addition to my Jen being behind me I had tiff to the right of me, jenn to the left and Jacqui launching gummy butterflies off her ski slope like brand new breasts into to my awaiting mouth. Next thing you know it someone is pinching my nipples and it isn't any of the 4 ladies. Sadly it was you my friend. You definitely won this game of gay chicken
Love your Bubba!! LOL
Sadly, I do not remember that.
Kyle losing a game of Gay Chicken? Unlikely.
Day 5 we woke up between 7:30-8:00 again and got ready. This was our day to head over to Desire. We were excited about the change but sad about leaving a great bunch of people. We went to breakfast and got one last mimosa before saying goodbye to everyone that was out this early after the boobs cruise the day before. It was about 9:30 and USA Transfers was coming at 10:00 so we made a loop past the pool and heard our names get called out. Kyle was tgere asking if we would mind if they try to join in on our shuttle over to Desire. We said sure and said hurry up we are leaving in 30 minutes. Go to the room a grab our suitcases and head down. When I got there Kyle was talking to the driver and it wasn't going well. He said he could only take one person not four because his paperwork only showed my name. I explained that it should've been corrected as they told me at the airport they would fix it. He said it wasn't and couldn't take Melissa or Jen and Kyle. I said let me go check out and I would call and straighten it out. We went and said goodbye to Martha and checked out. I opened my email and found the correction from USA. Went out and showed the driver. He said great but that Kyle and Jen could not come. So they said no worries and grabbed a cab. The first 10 minutes of the ride had the driver explaining why he couldn't take others. It seems the cabbies dis like the transfer companies and they will do anything to disrupt them. And tgat the bellboys get commission from the cabbies so if they saw him take someone not on the list it would basically have a snowball effect and he coukd lose his job. We said it was fine and the rest of the ride over was queut except for a wreck on the main road. People in Mexico will actually stop in the only open lane to take pictures of a wreck. Really strange to see since they do not care if you honk, they block everything. I was surprised to turn off the highway and stop at a security shack. Desire sits on a private road with three other hotels and nobody is allowed on that road without a reservation. We got through there then found another security post at the front gaye of the resort. We made it in and tipped the driver double our normal tip to make up for stressing him out.
Upon arrival we had premier employee waiting at the door and greeting us by our names. A very nice way to start our time there. He walked us into the lobby and had us sit down where we were given a glass a champagne and registered. Once that was finished they sat us down and explained the rules and asked for our phones. They took and placed a sticker over the camera lens and asked us to leave it on until we left. What difference that makes. Itbis much better than JJ yelling at a lady at TTR to delete a picture she was taking during a game. After telling us about the resort, we were introduced to Gustavo. He was our personal butler during our stay. This is a very nice benefit of being a premier member. Anything we needed he took care of. We immediately had him set up reservations for four at the Habachi restaurant. Our room was not ready so Gustavo showed us to the spa where they gave us a locker to put our valuables in and we changed to swimwear. Down to the pool we headed and grabbed a drink. The resort was not crowded and a few people were lounging around but the best thing was all the liqour was much higher end than at TTR and everyone got it, premier or not. There are no chair games at Desire, you go to the towel hut and they walk you out and give you a chair for they day and that is yours no fughting or arguing. So we stripped out of our swimsuit and had a seat. We said hello to a few people and decided to check out the beach. About ten steps onto the beach and we knew we had a new favorite resort. Sorry TTR will always have a special place for us but Desire is better and more into our liking. So let me say this one time and I'll put it in all caps.
KYLE WAS RIGHT!
We gazed out on a perfect ocean view. A few boats here are there but nothing like looking out from TTR and seeing Isla Mejueras and all the boating activity. Just peaceful calm beautiful water with easy waves hitting the beach. We walked down and looked at all the cabana beds and there is a nice little bar right between them. We came back towards the pool and found Anna and Jesus playing cornhole. They are part of the entertainment staff and tge invited us to join them. It was a really fun game but we managed to lose after holding a 20-9 lead. Oh well, who cares we were naked on the beach with drinks in our hands. As we finished up Gustavo found us and said our room was ready and all our suitcases were already there and gave us keys. So we got dressed grabbed our things at the spa and went to look at the room. As soon as we walked in we were hit by the smell of cigarette smoke so we headed to the office and asked for a different room. No wuestions asked, Gustavo says come with me and says he thinks this next room is one of the nicest but people don't like it because it is below the jacuzzi. We love it because it is right by the pool and has a nice seating area with a cafe style table and a two seater cushioned bench. Gustavo then says great, go enjoy and I'll take care of everything.
At this time we see Jen and Kyle and they give us a quick tour and then theirvroom was ready so we let them go get organized while we went and got a cabana bed and laid on the beach and enjoyed a drink and soaked in the beautiful scene. I think this is even when we saw our first cruise ship go by on the horizon. So relaxing........sorry I got lost for a moment there. Okay back up the beach in time to catch another game of cornhole with Jen and Kyle. Guys against gals and we won but forgot to bet beforehand. Lol next we grabbed some food from the buffet which is outdoor next to the pool. It was delicious, all the food is really much higher end at Desire. Now I'm rambling, but I think I have better memories from here because I was not pounding drinks and shots all day long.
At TTR you never want to leave the pool so you won't miss anything. Here at Desire you want to relax and just enjoy things. As the afternoon was winding down we headed upstairs to the jacuzzi. It sits on the roof and has a glass wall facing the water and gives amazing views. There were a few people mingling and we takked to some people, but we mainly hung out with Jen and Kyle and got caught up on life back home. They are becoming good friends after three years of Octoberbreast trips and we enjoyed the company. After awhike we noticed it was time to get ready for dinner so we headed out and got ready. I get ready and Melissa is starting to stress becausevshe wants to curl her hair but the clock said it was 7:25. I say there's no time so she is scrambling and finally at 7:30 says go get the table, I'll be right there. I go to hibachi and they sit me at the bar since Jen and Kyle weren't there yet either. I look up and there is a clock that says 7:15. I say is that right, they reply yes. So I laugh and say I'll be back. I went and told Melissa you have time to curl your hair and fix the clock. Now we hit the restaurant at same time as Jen snd Kyle and they take us right to the back and sit us at the hibachi bar next to another couple. They look at me and say aren't you Darin and Melissa we are so and so from CCC. We loved it and now had a nice group of 6 for dinner. The food was perfect and the company even better as all 6 of us chatted and had a great time. We left to get ready for the evening theme which was ABC night.
I did not bring a theme outfit because I was afraid my idea wasnot classy enough. Well I know better now, lol. Melissa webt out in a thong and a pearl necklace. We sat and watched a good reggae band and waited on Jen and Kyle. She came out wearing a top and sexy mini skirt made from coffee filters. I'll save the memory forever.........then any thoughts I had of my custom not veing classy went iut the window as Kyle shows up in a giant wine box with a spout in the front and dixie cups taped on the side. He went around and offered everyone a glass. Once the music ended everyone went to the disco to judge the costumes and then we danced until about 11:30 and headed to bed.
I cannot stress how happy we are that we went. We love the craziness of TTR but really cannot see doing more than 2-3 days there and then finishing off at Desire for the rest of the week.
This year we want to do 6 days at Temptation and then do 3 days at Desire to just relax. As of now the prices for both are way to high we will see what they look like after the New Year.
That is why we did 4 nights TTR and 2 at Desire. We are always worn out when leaving TTR. Now we wish we diD 3 TTR AND 4 Desire.
Thanks for the kind words Darin. Enjoying reminiscing thru reading the report. And more importantly glad you enjoyed your visit to Desire.
Original resorts, I think I deserve a commission for how many people I have sent your way And now three of them have even bought in. Can I have a job?
Only if you wear a red dress and hang out in the lobby lol