David Letterman top 10 List

Discussion in 'Free For All' started by mitchellfam, May 5, 2005.

  1. mitchellfam

    mitchellfam Guest

    Top 10 ways to tell a guy his zipper is down:

    10. The cucumber has left the salad. >
    >9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. >
    >8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. >
    >7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. >
    >6. Elvis is leaving the building. >
    >5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. >
    >4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. >
    >3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. >
    >2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. >
    >1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts! > >
     
  2. Dori

    Dori Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Marathon Man

    Marathon Man Guest

    :lol:

    here r ten more...

    10—The Nine are abroad . . . and so is your One.
    9—Even the Lidless Eye would look away.
    8—Lotho has taken over Bag End.
    7—All that is gold does not zip up.
    6—The Gaffer says he can see your ninnyhammer.
    5—‘Mellon’ opened the door at Moria. What was the word to close it again?
    4—Saruman has been freed from Orthanc.
    3—I think your Halfling forth now stands.
    2—Better check your Gap of Rohan.
    1—I must be in Bree, cause your Pony sure is Prancing!
     
  4. Dori

    Dori Guest

    :lol: :lol: :claphappy: I LOVE Lord of the Rings
     
  5. mitchellfam

    mitchellfam Guest

    8) 8) 8)
     
  6. jody04

    jody04 Guest

    both very good :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. shoreladie

    shoreladie Guest

    Awesone guys :lol: :lol:
     
  8. Mike L.

    Mike L. Enthusiast Registered Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2005
    Messages:
    98
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    6
    Occupation:
    Jack of all trades
    Location:
    Chicago via Nuevo Vallarta via Canada via Seattle
    Home Page:
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...Very vunny! Thaks for posting.
     
  9. janie

    janie Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. Jamie

    Jamie Mayor of Temptation Registered Member

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2003
    Messages:
    6,027
    Likes Received:
    44
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Internal IT Auditor
    Location:
    Daytona Beach Shores, FL
    :D :D :D

    Jamie
     
  11. faith

    faith Guest

    :D :D :D :D :claphappy:


    Faith
     
  12. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2003
    Messages:
    4,042
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Caring for my newborn!
    Location:
    TX
    Saw Tonya's Top Ten jokes again...funny! :lol:
     
  13. EngineerGuy

    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2004
    Messages:
    14,032
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Occupation:
    Sr. Product Development Engineer
    Location:
    Chicago
    Home Page:
    I always like....

    "your muh cows have left the barn!"
     
  14. Tbonita

    Tbonita Guest

    Good Stuff Tonya !!

     
  15. mitchellfam

    mitchellfam Guest

    ha, that is some old stuff Michael!!! I forgot about that! :lol:
     
  16. Fletch

    Fletch Guest

    haha classics
     

Share This Page