Evening classes for men

Discussion in 'Free For All' started by jenfleur, Aug 13, 2004.

  1. jenfleur

    jenfleur Guest

    NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

    ALL ARE WELCOME

    OPEN TO MEN ONLY



    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept
    a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on
    registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course
    include:


    DAY ONE


    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

    Step by step guide with slide presentation


    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

    Roundtable discussion


    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

    Practising with hamper. Pictures and graphics.


    THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN
    SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

    Debate among a panel of experts.


    LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other

    Help line and support groups


    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
    INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

    Open forum


    DAY TWO


    EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE
    OR THE BIN?

    Group discussion and role play


    HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

    PowerPoint presentation


    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

    Real life testimonial from the one man who did.


    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

    Driving simulation


    LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE

    Online class and role playing


    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


    REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN
    YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

    Bring your calendar or PDA to class


    GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

    Individual counsellors available
     
  2. Watson

    Watson Guest

    :lol: :lol:
    I've seen this before. My ex opted to not attend any and like all missed classes, he's paying the price. :wink:
     
  3. CHEEZESTK

    CHEEZESTK Guest

    LOL

    Or, skip the classes and get a wife that does everything for you! I vote for the later!
     
  4. Steve

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    Re: LOL

    That's why I married her!
     
  5. Ben Gaz

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    It's called...."RENT-A-WIFE". I have posted about it in another thread.
     
  6. Dori

    Dori Guest

    Yep...and ALL that crap is EXTRA!! Just remember when you take out that wallet...better get a second job guys!! :lol:
     
  7. CRAZYMIKE

    CRAZYMIKE Guest

    Jen,
    Very cute...I think Mike can miss a couple of those sessions...he's better at it then I am. He's a keeper!!!!!
    Diane
     
  8. SirMoose

    SirMoose Guest

    HA Ha thats funny!!!


    Women parallel parking!! :lol: :lol:
     
  9. Katie

    Katie Guest

    Sparkey has taken many of these classes!!!! :)
     
  10. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    *bump*

    Had to laugh at this one again. Thanx, jen :lol:
     
  11. Lisa Groves

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    Whatever happened to Cheeze?!!
     
  12. jenfleur

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    Dunno but I have fond memories of him, his wife Tracey & Marj's boobs having a good time at BBG on The Day Of 20 Cocktails!!!
     
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    Mr Cheezesteak is around, a bunch of us partied with him down in Fort Lauderdale in October.
     
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    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    *bump*
    saw this yet again... but with more details :lol:


    Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center


    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Friday, October 21,2008


    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM


    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.

    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum

    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined


    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing

    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses,

    diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
     

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