Exercising Together !!!

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  1. Jim and Cheryl

    Jim and Cheryl Guru Registered Member

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    Cheryl and I have made a decision. After working out so very hard and losing the weight we have lost, we cannot go to Temptations just to eat/drink like fools and gain back a bunch of weight.

    So after much discusion, we have decided to do the smart thing and ....................................start taking drugs. Brilliant, yes?

    We are not very familiar with drugs so we still need to decide which one to take.

    We figure we better not smoke pot because if we get the munchies at an all inclusive - well, that could be bad!

    We all know coke has too much sugar

    Xtasy has a nice ring to it, but what is the point of having the date-rape drug when no-one was planning on putting up a fight in the first place.

    So I believe we have decided on crystal meth....granted we don't know much about it except those meth addicts always look thin, right.

    So now all we need is to find where one acquires meth in Mexico. I presume the nice gentlemen outside of Walmart can sell me meth and a timeshare to boot.

    I mean, really - what could go wrong with buying drugs in Mexico.
    I'll go disguised:anon:
     
  2. Partydollgirl

    Partydollgirl I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Well I think your plan may just be brilliant but Id do a bit of reasearch before starting. I have heard there are a few side effects but.. it might be worth it...;)
     
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    Thanks... The wife (NormaSnockers) is down 5.5 already!! She's busting ass a lot more than me though...

    We tried doing a virtual stomp/step class together at the gym two days ago... It A. Made my feet hurt within about 8 minutes (FU Plantar Fascitis!), and B. I have even less rhythm sober than I thought I did).
     
  4. kmontoya

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    or you could just do the time old fashion of throwing up everything you eat!! alot cheaper, and the mexican gov. cant bust ya and put you in jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if ya think about it you could taste the food twice, so another bonus!!
     
  5. Jim and Cheryl

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    Hmmmm.... eating and vomiting just like all the top models...the idea certainly has merit.

    Then again, I always wanted to do a Mexican all-inclusive thing for life - prison may be my only hope.

    Anyway, I am working on an alternate idea that makes perfect sense to me, just need to pitch it to Cheryl. I'm thinking ..........more frequent and more strenuous sex.....like a threesome. Wish me luck!

    I'll post how I made out later today. Can't imagine it would be a problem.
     
  6. kmontoya

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    ya i hear ya. but the all inclusive stint in the mexican prison would most assuradly fullfill the 3 way excersise plan, im not sure if it was what you had in mind!!
     
  7. NormaSnockers

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    Like Dikfore said, I'm down 5.5 lbs in the past week. I've been doing Wii Zumba for and hour in the morning, and started adding in EA Sports Active 2 for the wii for weights and whatnot. We just joined a new gym on Monday so I'm trying to make it a habit of going after work, even if it's just for a half hour. It helps me wind down and burns an extra couple hundred calories...

    My new food plan is working really well too. He got me started on breakfast shakes. (protein powder, milk, and strawberries) It's been keeping me full until my salad at lunch. And then I have a reasonable dinner. I haven't really snacked much either. And that's something I've never really been able to cut out. So hopefully this will hold up. :)
     
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    Well I'm starting to think the Meth diet would be alot easier...
     
  9. NormaSnockers

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    Haha! I'd try it out but I'm way to attached to my pearly whites. lol
     
  10. Jim and Cheryl

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    Ok, so I have had the conversation with Cheryl. It didn’t go as I expected but we have reached a mutual understanding. Here is the play by play

    Jim: I saw my personal trainer today and she told me that it is important to change up your routine every once in a while. Your body will eventually get accustomed to the same old workout and it will begin to give you diminishing returns in terms of calorie burn-off. You have to mix it up, provide yourself with newer and greater challenges. That is the only way to keep the high metabolism. So based on our concerns about gaining weight on our upcoming trip to Temptations, I think the only solution is to not only have frequent sex - as we always do when we are at Temptation, but we should also change it up by having a few threesomes while we are there. What do you think?
    Cheryl: So you are telling me that in order not to gain weight while on vacation, we need to have another person join us in bed.
    Jim: Well, essentially, yes. Remember it’s not me, it’s a documented fact based on years of research.
    Cheryl(long pause): Well, you can’t argue with research. What the hell, let’s do it.
    Jim: Really! (an octave too high). I mean, really (much deeper)
    Cheryl: I mean, we are all adults and there are lots of good looking people going over Halloween. Let’s do it.
    Jim: (Suspicious) Sure, how should we go about it?
    Cheryl: Our first night at Paty’Os, let me have a few quick shots of courage and I will scope out the place and bring us back the hottest guy I can find
    Jim: WoooHo(abrupt stop)…wait(pause)…Guy?(question mark)
    Cheryl: (non-chalant): yes I think it should work out well, how many calories do you think two guys is worth
    Jim: A guy, why would you want two guys?
    Cheryl: Because one of them might actually satisfy me
    Jim: (ouch, she can be such a bitch – but now is not the time) Honey, I am just thinking of you and honestly I do not think there will be much gain in having two guys. Trust me, it is a lot better of a work-out trying to satisfy a woman than a guy.
    Cheryl: How many guys have you satisfied before?
    Jim: (ouch again) I am a guy, I know. I am just saying this to benefit you.
    Cheryl: Okay, I trust you. New plan! First night at Paty’Os, I’ll have a few shots and I will go looking for a couple girls.
    Jim: Now that the spirit (abrupt stop)….wait (pause)…..two girls?(question mark)
    Cheryl: If girls are such a better workout, why would I need a guy there?
    Jim: but it was my idea
    Cheryl: but you said you were only thinking of me
    Jim: but….
    Cheryl: don’t worry, I am going to do something to take care of you too
    Jim: (well at least I get something) what are you going to do for me
    Cheryl: (sternly) I am going to set the alarm for 6am so you can get your lazy, self-serving ass out of bed to go to the gym and workout!(And then sweetly) and while you’re up, don’t forget to throw some towels on the loungers

    So, we have come to an agreement. I am not sure what she is doing, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be working my self-serving ass off in the gym at 6am. Anybody want to join me?