Feb 20-27 Trip Report (with Construction, Chair Shirts, and BOOBS)

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Resort Reviews' started by MAXXandRACY, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. Martinagirl

    Martinagirl Regular Registered Member

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    Hey Idaho - you should come back in January again!!!
     
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    Super awesome review!!! Wife and I really enjoyed reading it.
     
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    First time I've ever gone back and re-read a trip report just to lmao again. Epic! Thanks
     
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    Thanks for the awesome TR!
     
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    Great review getting me in the mood for our second trip March 12 - 20
     
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    Oh Maxx ...

    Thanks to you, I may never drink vodka again!:ernaehrung005:
     
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    Awesome trip report, great to meet you two. Its to bad you didn't get to spell your name though lol
     
  9. MAXXandRACY

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    Thank you, everyone, for all your great comments! They serve as yet another reminder of why we like this place so much.

    Our bait was USA Transfers. She needed a ride and we had a van. No doubt the as-yet-undiscussed unicorn-capturing potential of USA Transfers will drive even MORE business to them, so I expect a healthy referral bonus.

    We missed you two too, but you were definitely there with us in spirit. We often said BEERNTITTIES in our best Barry accent. Congrats on popularizing a catch phrase that has now spread internationally!

    I forget why it is that you two insist on going in January. Is it that your trip coincides with a Saskatchewanese holiday? Called “Regina Monologues” or some shit like that? We missed you two, but the weather on our February trips has been decisively better than our January trips, so we’ll probably keep going in February. As should you. If for no other reason than to be with us.

    Ha! I call bullshit on THAT! What you WILL do instead is make my concoction a regular part of your drinking repertoire. And then think of me whenever you drink it. Don’t even try to deny this.

    Wait, WHAT? I didn’t?! Tammy is the type of person for whom I typically would have wanted to spell and re-spell my name, like, every five minutes. So I’m seriously shocked. Tell you what: Next time we see you, I’ll make up for my stunning lack of courtesy by spelling not just MAXX, but my entire first name, which is MAXXIMILIAN MCGILLICUDDY. The final Y is a big cursive thing with multiple curlicues that dips wayyy down low.

    You’re welcome. It’s the least I can do.

    ~MAXX (M-A-Dos-Equis)
     
  10. HotAtHedo

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    OMG! We laughed and about peed in our pants! I know we would be your friends if we met up at TTR sometime. We LOVE Boobs any shape, any size, anywhere! LOL
    Thanks for the info and the laughs!