First Timer Trip Report 4/7-4/13

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Reviews' started by mishaandi, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. mishaandi

    mishaandi Enthusiast Registered Member

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    First of all GREAT trip. Temptation is an awesome resort. We do not have one complaint. In my opinion if a person has any complaints they are a very hard person to please. All the reviews I read on here before we arrived had me on high alert, from the time share pitch, single guys, saving chairs, the food and the rooms. I kind of wish I would not have read them, but there were a few useful reviews. Monique's advice helped us a lot. The single guys were respectful, they knew their boundaries. We got enough chairs for our whole group (4-6) every morning and we did not wake up before 10 a.m any day we were there. The pitch for the time share tour was no pressure. It was actually informative, she showed us on a map where everything was and told us about the restaurants that required a reservation, lasted about 15 min. We said no thanks and were on our way to our room. The room was nice. We experienced every restaurant and all of them were good. The Italian restaurant took forever, 3 hours from sitting down to leaving for a party of eight. We got to experience some of the Premier Members perks since our friends are members. I have to admit it was kind of nice.

    Day 1: Checked in at noon. I asked for a quite room and got a VERY quite room (5713). The room was ready and very clean. We went to our room and changed into our pool attire and hunted down our friends. Found them with in seconds they were eating, which worked out because we were starving. Our first meal at the buffet was outstanding. We hit the pool started drinking and meeting the rest of our group. We also met tons of other people. It's so awesome how friendly everyone is! We had dinner at the Asian restaurant, the food was outstanding. Jose was our waiter and he was great. It was 911 night. I was a Fireman I had a T-shirt customized that said Temptation Fire Department on the back it was huge hit. M- was a DEA agent she was smoking. Patios was a great time. The bartenders are awesome! Oliver is the best! Alcohol was freely flowing. We hit the rack about 3 a.m.......to be continued
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  2. jessandpaul

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    Great start! Glad you had a great time.
     
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    Day 2 Boobs Cruise 4/8

    One word. Epic! WARNING if you DO NOT have an open mind, if public nudity, oral sex or sex bothers you, DO NOT GO ON THE BOOBS CRUISE YOU WILL BE OFFENDED!

    As soon as the boat pulled up to the pier at TTR the party was on. I drank a shit ton of tequila I use to love tequila not anymore. The boat was full, 68 souls on board. Most of the women did not need an invitation to remove their tops. With in I say 30 min every girl was topless and half were bottomless. We floated to GOV to try to convince someone to swim out to the boat topless and they would get on for free, no one took us up on it. Apparently I was mooning the whole damn resort. We continued on our way drinking and playing games. The girls in our group started dancing at the front of boat naked, SCHWING! This is when I realized oh shit this is going to be rough vacation. I walked around the boat with a FREAKING boner most of the day(hopefully no one noticed). I saw some pictures of myself (don't remember it) making out with some inflatable love dolls and a big black dildo stuck to my chest, WTF! I ended up wearing my buddies speedos, I know fucking weird right. NORMALLY being the reserved guy I am, my wife was surprised that I got butt ass naked in front of 68 people. Trust me I was in no shape to make rational decisions. The AIWC started making the rounds, all I can say is holy shit what a blast. I'm not going to get into great details about the games, 1. I don't want to ruin it for someone and 2. I don't freaking remember most of them. As soon as we pulled up to the Island for lunch and some more games it started raining real hard and got windy. That shit sobered me up real fast. The second half was kind of ho hum for me. I was almost sober, wet and cold. I hung out downstairs staring at the wall so I wouldn't throw up. Want to hear the messed up part, I AM IN THE FREAKING U.S NAVY, I deploy on big ass ships and never got sea sick. But on this day I thought it was going to happen. My buddy I'll refer to him as full throttle keep the party going, this dude is a blast. If any of you were on this cruise you know who I am referring to. The boat pulled up to TTR and we headed to our room and got ready for school girl night. We ate at the buffet, once again great food. M- was once again smoking(I will add pics to our CCC album). Not a lot of people participated in this theme night. Kind of a shame, it was blast! I think we sat in the Premier Section, great place to people watch and the girls had their own dance floor. Met more awesome people. The first couple of nights the crowd was older which is fine. They can party like rock stars too and they are smarter about it. M- digs older guys and she was off flirting with everyone. I am kind of sober on this night so my senses were on high alert watching the single guys. No one got of hand they were respectful. Everyone flirts! We Hit the rack about 3 a.m .....to be cont.
     
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    We're loving everything about this TR.
    keep it coming!
     
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    Same here, this is exactly the type of TR us newbies want to see with only 4 sleeps to go. Thanks for the write-up.

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    Nice report so far!
     
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    great tr. love the BOOBS cruise sounded like a blast Cant wait till may 3rd for ours. Cant wait for more of your report.
     
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    Love your TR so far! The boobs cruise is a blast! Can't wait to hear more :)


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    Great report can't wait to go on boob cruise
     
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    More please!
     
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    Oops, wrong thread. sorry. removed

    But I do love this trip report :)
     
  12. mishaandi

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    Day 3 4/9

    We slept in a little this morning. We had a great breakfast. I am a huge fan of authentic Mexican food and having it available for breakfast was awesome. I had some tamales, chirizo sausage, plantains and fruit. The food at TTR is wonderful! We hung out at the sexy pool in one of the "hot tub shaped pools" and once again we had about 5 chairs for the group, we did not reserve any of the chairs the night before. Today was a blast. We watched and participated in the pool side games. Ingrid the event coordinator is a blast and very funny. She gave some people in our group nicknames which were very humorous. Our friend who has been to TTR numerous times commented that Ingrid is the best event coordinator they have ever had. She mingled with us and we had conversation on a personal level. She's a real treat! Michelle participated in the Miss Temptation contest. She did a champagne dance/shower that was out of this world, once again SCHWING, it was pretty hot. My buddies and I were in total awe! Next she had to fake an orgasm, she asked for a female volunteer to assist her, this girl really got into it. She ripped off Michelle's bottoms and buried her face in Michelle's honey pot, it was amazing. I am not sure her orgasm was fake ;). Next the girls had to collect shorts from all the men at the sexy pool. I had to pee real bad and did not want to pee in the pool so I ran to restroom real quick. Michelle came in the restroom to get my shorts and I obliged. There was another guy at the urinal and she said to him " give me your fucking shorts" he said " fuck you it's cold" she said " no fuck you you are a pussy" it was hilarious. Then she ran out. So there I am butt ass naked. I stood there for a few seconds thinking shit I got to walk out there naked. So I looked down to my junk to make sure everything was in order and walked out naked in front of the whole sexy pool. So now my record is approximately 200 people saw me naked. What a day! Michelle had 37 pair of shorts, 37! The other 2 girls had about 7 between the two of them. What can I say Michelle is a go getter. She won MISS Temptation hands down! So all the men had to prove the shorts belonged to them, then they threw them in pool and we had to fetch them. It was awkward wading through the pool with 40 other dick swingers trying to fetch my shorts. We did get hit on by some swingers at the pool. We are a flirty couple so I think we gave off the wrong signals. It was not a big deal we just expressed we were not interested and went about our way. They came back a couple of times to try to convince us to join them, it was obvious they were having a good time. We had lunch at the TEX-MEX it was very good. I had the chicken chop suey and Hawaiian pizza. It was a very good lunch. We continued drinking meeting new people and playing games. It was a very fun day. Normally I don't like to sit and chill out, I like to stay busy doing something, but the sexy pool is so much fun that I was very content with just chilling. We wrapped things up at the pool around 6 p.m. I am normally a horn-dog but this trip to TTR made me a super horn-dog. I mean shit I had a boner 80% of the trip. In my opinion TTR is very sexually charged atmosphere. We had sex about 3-4 times a day the whole week. Michelle made this trip sooooooo awesome for me. We had dinner at the Italian restaurant, the Matradee is a douche he was giving us a hard time about being late and said we couldn't be seated inside. But after some firm convincing we did get a table inside. A fella in our group was wearing a suit vest as his outerwear he looked nice but was told he had to change into a shirt with sleeves.We had a party of 8. The food was good but we were their for 3 hours, holy shit 3 hours to eat. The food was good but 3 hours is not worth any meal in my opinion. I would not go back to this restaurant. We did not get the sexy coffee we were just glad for it to be over. We headed to Patios for Black night Michelle's dress killed it. All the ladies looked real nice. I noticed the 30 and above folks participated in the theme night. The younger crown (I assume) thinks they look good in shorts wife beaters and sneakers. We like to dress up. They say it's all about the ladies, but I got lots of compliments every night about my clothes. So MEN do your part and look nice at least for your lady. We danced socialized and of course got shit faced. We hit the rack about 2-3 a.m........to be cont. I promise to post pics of our trip in our profile album.
     
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    You should have left the picture.
     
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    Pics

    Added some pics taken by a friend of ours. The pics are in our CCC album. More to come.
     
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    Added more pics.
     
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    That boobs cruise was EPIC, I would say that a good time was had by all. Even with the monsoon rain shower.