This was our second trip to the resort- 25 Oct- 2 Nov. After popping your cherry with the June Junkies the expectation may have been high, but how can you go wrong with Halloween, right? There are certainly differences in the group, the vibe, and the level of craziness, but both groups are absolutely amazing. Here are a few of my lessons and observations from our sophomore trip. Boobs Cruise- I think you have to do at least one cruise per trip, but two may be too many. You really have to be careful to make it through the cruise and out dancing later. We failed twice this trip. I (Dave) crashed after our first cruise, ruining Pirate night and disappointing my wife, who was most looking forward to her costume. Then Steph crashed after her Birthday Cruise and we missed another night. As a side note, vajazzle is a fantastic addition to a Boobs Cruise wardrobe. First Day Curse- As it has been discussed extensively, have a good pace the first day. However, that does not mean you can go balls out the next day. As Jeff told me- you did way too good your first night, your time is coming. Sports Pool- There is nothing wrong with (her) staring at the stars while three women kiss her body, as long as you wear a tiara and scream "I'm a Princess" after. Security- Security did not once bother us the whole trip. They did ask one woman to cover her vagina at Paty'O while she was barely painted, but for the most part we were left alone. You can get away with almost anything you want to wear. If corrected, brag about it to the group and carry on. Women were out in pasties every night, had no panties, sheer suits, and never had an issue. There may have been a trip to the bar from the sports pool with men hanging out of women's thongs- all it got was a laugh. Costumes- Highly recommend costumes that allow for sexiness, air conditioning, and the ability to dance. I found us running away to get more naked just to be comfortable. On the other side, that chain thong may look amazing, but if you can't shake your ass in it, you may want to rethink coming to the dance floor in it. Male Costumes- I think the party lights up a little more when there are some men out there representing. Our women go way outside their comfort zones, so why would we try to get away with shorts and a t-shirt? I have gotten amazing feedback on insane and fun outfits, and I recommend having fun with the themes to all the guys. Try it out- you'll get a ton of attention and have a blast. Oh, and sorry if anything I wore left scars on your memories... Pool Behavior- Regardless how drunk you are, or how cool you may feel, please understand that there are people with drinks and cigarettes in the pool. Your cannonball is not going to please or impress the group. Be cool. Friends- Get involved early. We had so many cool friends that we had only met online. We got out early and often to talk to everyone, and met a ton of amazing people. I know there are some people who think they aren't part of the group, but I bet if you come say hi and smile, people are generally really great. There is no better feeling than knowing the group will take care of you, whether it is fending off the occasional guy, running across the street to the pharmacy with your half naked wife to get you antacid, or protecting you in your slightly homoerotic costume. Resort- Mold, mildew, moisture, slick floors, bad AC, nasty pool water, bad food, fixtures falling apart in room, poor lighting. Yep, I said it. I will still go back. The bees and mosquitoes this time of year surprised me- they were everywhere. Entertainment- They quit hounding people to participate. And then they cancelled several events, like Miss Temptation and Mr Temptation. We can't bitch on both sides- either get involved or let the games die, it's up to us. Service- The guys that took our bags remembered us after only one visit over a year ago. The waiters and bartenders all do their best to remember our favorites. These guys knew my room number better than me. Great staff. Swingers- I found that the normal couples who got too drunk seem to get inappropriate way more often. We met a ton of people with different sexual preferences, but none of them were going to force us to do anything we didn't want to do. Worrying about swingers seems to me like worrying if people are checking you out. Get over yourself- no one should ever walk up and turn you into a swinger, or a gay, or a sexual preclusion of any kind. You are the one that controls your sex life. Do what you do, accept what others do, and have fun. Oh, and Vanilla with sprinkles is a cool flavor, too. Safety- Jumping of the side of the Boobs Cruise boat may hurt you. Running on the dance floor may hurt you. The walk to your room may hurt you. Take it slow and enjoy your whole vacation. I would love to call out all the amazing people, but I know I would miss out on someone. There were rock star CancunCare legends and newbies, people from everywhere, 21 to Moses' age, big to small, and the group made the party great. Thanks to AJAY for coordination, and for the gorgeous paint costumes. If anything, I hope for more theme participation and some big group pictures next year, but I couldn't have hoped for a better group to party with.