Jen&Kyle Trip Report 4/26-5/3

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  1. fireguy2035

    fireguy2035 Enthusiast Registered Member

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    This is the coolest trip report ever...haha. It's like watching one of those TV shows where you have to tune in next week to see what happens next...haha. This is some great stuff ! Best one I read in a long time !
     
  2. Jen&Kyle

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    Well that is where they sat every night. But they would just sit and watch. At first I thought you were just joking, but now I am not sure. What else happened that made it a '100% change'? It doesn't add up. Why wouldn't they of just partied from the beginning? Quite a mystery, this cousin. I wanted to 'push the envelope' while there to see if I could get them to loosen up (if you cant tell i enjoy drama) but it was requested that I let it go. If this is true then I really regret not pushing a little.
     
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    Lol. Well in my defense the 3 was just mass public nudity :) . I figure it is easier for the ladies... Most men and women love to see the ladies prance around naked. Most guys don't want to see another guy running around naked. So I am doing the public a service by keeping my clothes on. :). There was one guy from the uk our week that took his shorts off almost hourly. By the end of the trip people were avoiding him like the plague!

    Now get me back to the hot tub, or one of those double showers and I have no issues! And we still haven't skinny dipped. I guess we are waiting for the right people. October looks like the right people!
     
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    You bet it is the right group of people. It looks like we are all sexy and seems like we all have a little bit of an evil streak (in a good way of course). - M
     
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    Must say Kyle I like the long trip reports also! Makes me really want June to get here! Oh and nice hair cut!
     
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    As the world turns...

    The cousin reports have been corraborated and confirmed. Apparently the night after we left was full of naked foam dancing and a special appreciation of the same sex. Good for her. Just a shame she spent 5 days trying to keep an image instead of letting loose like the rest of us. At least we hopefully don't need to worry any more about too much being said to the relatives.
     
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    Monday 4/29

    Chairs again at 6am. Since we had so much fun with the shots at the end near the island the day before we stuck to that location. Plus, as I mentioned before I enjoy drama and would rather have some entertainment than sit sunning in a chair all day.

    The TnT group, our friends from the night before and a couple that almost joined us the night before (long story) provided that entertainment with plenty of luge shots (pour the shot on the ladies chest and drink from down low) and an occasional under water flirty touch here or there. As I mentioned before we are not in the lifestyle but it was entertaining/enlightening to hear some lifestyle stories. Great people. It was like I had my own Penthouse Forum mag at the pool. Definitely another sexy day at the sexy pool. Still no AIWC but we would make up for that on Tuesday on the cruise and Wednesday at the pool. Next trip I am driving the hour to Delaware or New Jersey to get the stuff. I tried 5 stores in Pa and couldn't find it.

    During our afternoon of shots we had our only single guy issue. Insisted on getting the shots. Then of course he did one with us and got a little too touchy feely. Eventually told him to scram as it reached the point of annoying and he said 'what if I go get my wife?'. So as others have said, sometimes you need to watch out more for the married creepy guys. Every single guy we met this week was respectful and fun to hang out with.

    I am a very competitive person and sadly continued my losing streak losing volleyball then Beer Pong tourny in the pool. We made it to the finals but then lost. Still a great time but the combo of pong and the shots got us worrying about making the cruise the next day. Thankfully we had Monday night planned as our Drops of Love dinner on the beach and jacuzzi treatment night. So we avoided the sexy Temptations and had a romantic Jen and Kyle night :)

    The dinner was amazing. Candle lit in the gazebo on the beach that is at the end of the quiet pool area. Our own waiter. Salad, lobster, desert and wine. They really took good care of us. Then back to the hot tub which had been set up nicely with candles, rose petals, and a bath salt water treatment. We had our fun and went to bed a little after 1 to ensure we would make it to patyo's for the cruise meeting time at 9:30.


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    Leverage! Love your style! I'm thinking of packing a wig for disguise in case I look up and see a relative when we're there in June.
    :eek:rangehat:
     
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    okay kyle

    come clean on the boobze cruise on your next report :)

    ive been waiting on this for a few days now :)

    btw - love the report so far....but need all the details on the bc :)

    rob
     
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    Truly enjoying this TR!
    Thanks for putting so much detail into the report, it makes it seem like my trip is closer than 40 days away.

    ~Shawna
     
  11. Jen&Kyle

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    Hey Rob! I am planning to write that part tonight. I have some pics on the home computer I want to edit and add. To be honest though I usually tell it how it is but i am a little hesitant to touch the subject due to the controversy on the other thread. At the same time I think we have similar philosophies regarding people can do what they want and as long as they are not hurting someone else then let them be. Stop all of this political correctness and rules to protect us from things we don't need to be protected from.
     
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    Hmmm, outing the apprehensive cousin online? I keep hearing all the "nobody knows ya, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico, yada yada."

    Don't get me wrong I like the stories just having a hard time compartementalizing who is truely disrespectful(creepers, single guys, picture takers, etc...) at the resort. Lots of people post pictures, tell stories that involve others.... Anyway is entertaining, I'll leave it at that.
     
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    as long as you do not bad mouth people by name and make it personal and it just be your honest, sincere and accurate report and opinion on things I hardly think any would be upset........have always enjoyed your posts as they are honest

    most people appreciate that ... even friends with different views

    we are all different but we all must be true to ourselves and our take on things as long as we don't trash others in a direct and mean spirited way :)

    ........so that all who use this site can see things from many angles and make decisions for themselves as to what is and what is not the best way to spend their hard earned vacation dollars

    an honest and tactful approach is always wise :)

    we look forward to your boobze cruise trip report my friend :)

    rob/t
     
  15. Jen&Kyle

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    Well I don't think I have ever used any names or posted any pictures of anyone else and pretty sure none of you know the cousin so I am not really sure what you are getting at? How am I outing people? There are lots of cousins in the world. Just not sure I get your point. I have very few pics of our trip due to concerns like this. Please explain.
     
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    I offered to send a few to folks since we can get them in Virginia. Just cover postage and effort.

     
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    You missed the point mate, the cousin thing is not malicious at all, its as general as anything else, its about meeting someone u know in normal life (no pics , no names, no one hurt)
     
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    Tuesday 4/30, the infamous Boobs Cruise Day

    So work jammed me last night. Sorry. Didnt hold up my promises. Uploading some pictures first since I can only do that from home. Then will write the report on the train to the Phillies game!

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    We wanted to keep up with all the other people having fun on the 4/30 cruise. :)
    It looks worse than it is. The 4/30 cruise was a rainbow theme and I wore rainbow board shorts under my regular shorts. Jen was just helping me free them and got distracted. The pics of the AIWC shots we can't share but man was that fun.
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    Jen winning the chugging contest on the island. She then lost to Janet but it was close!
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    Great trip report! Love the pics and the added details and updates.
     
  20. Jen&Kyle

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    4/30 boobs cruise, just one mans opinion...

    We started the day with the buffet breakfast. We are not buffet people but loved the omelet station plus bacon and fresh fruit. we didnt do the lunch or dinner buffet the entire trip. magaritas for lunch or any of the other restaurants for dinner are so much better. just tip to get a seat if you dont have a reservation for dinner.

    Planning ahead and not going out too late the night before really made a difference for us. Last time we were out until 4ish and were miserable for the first half of the cruise. So we were ready to go and checked in at 9:30ish. Started bonding right away w a nice couple from Ohio (intentionally leaving out names) and were happy to see a good portion of the end of April / beg of may group, the rowdy girls, the respectful single guy contingent and many other couples we had met throughout the week. We knew this would be a wild group! The group heads off to the dock near the volleyball courts at 10am. We kept bumping into people we knew on the way so were the last ones on the boat, ending up in the back corner on the wrap around benches which have a little platform behind them. The Cruise was sold out so there was no room up front or on top. Those that have read the infamous 'buffet' thread know that is where the action went down.

    So the ride to the island for lunch / games was pretty uneventful for us. Got to know our new friends. Had many drinks since we were ready to go. Didn't see the initial oral action going on on top of the boat but did hear references to it. Had absolutely ZERO effect on our back of boat party at this point. Knew this could happen (didn't happen on our cruise 3 years ago) and honestly wondered what we were missing out on being stuck in the back of the boat.

    A little tangent here. I hate political correctness. I believe there are too many rules in life, whether they be laws or unwritten rules established by the 'moral majority', that are made to force individuals/groups beliefs on others. (Hopefully that was clear, I am writing this from an iPhone on a train). End result is I generally lean towards the side of if you are not physically harming someone else or doing something that negatively effects someone else or their property in a monetary fashion than whatever you are doing is your own business so feel free to do it.

    So we arrive at the island and have the buffet lunch. They had chicken, salad, fried fish, rice, chips, salsa, etc It was pretty good. They also had corona which was a nice change from Dos Equis. You could also buy Cuban cigars and top shelf liquor.
    Both Jen and I entered the chugging contest representing USA. Finally my chance at redemption! They say no spilling or disqualified and I remember my disqualification at the pool so I believe I chug quickly and don't spill a drop. I lose but the other guy spills a lot. Of course they don't disqualify him and my loosing streak continues. :( Meanwhile little Jen kicks ass and wins the girl competition. I am so proud.
    Next the sexual position game. Wish more of the couples would enter. All the rowdy girls, single guys and a few couples entered. Tip to all is enter the contests. They are a blast. The jist of the game is you have to make sexual positions with the number of people they call out. So naturally the people that don't quickly join a group are elliminated. The 'smart' guys bowed out early leaving mostly the wives and single girls. Sexual positions with 6 girls is obviously a lot hotter than a bunch of guys (just my opinion ladies). Jen one again so clearly we now know who the winner is in the relationship!

    Next the boat was off for a stop at town. Great time to souvenir shop for the kids. We got some great white Mexican dresses for our 3 little ladies. Also had time for some beers. After an hour or so back to the boat where the true crazyness began.

    I am such a tease. Sorry. Just arrived at the phillies game. Will continue later. Go Phils!