Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Resort Reviews' started by Jen&Kyle, May 9, 2013.
What I think is best about your trip review is the amazing clarity that you can recount the events of your trip. When I got home, I was like, "Oh shit, I better write this all out today, otherwise, those hazy, drunken details will fade away even more as the days pass." Kyle, Gold star for memory. This may or may not bode well for our October trip.
The 2nd best part about this entry of your trip review is Jen winning the beer chugging competition. We, of course, will expect her to repeat this performance in October!!
looking forward to part 2
You're a couple of months too early!
I know but you can never start too early with kyle and his eagles
Ugh, the cowboys? I recall not liking something about you Rob and now I remember what. I can't wait to see Felix Jones realize his potential on the Eagles after all those missed opportunities on the cowgirls.
I will be honest, the 2nd part of the boobs cruise is one of the fuzziest times of the trip memory wise. The tone definitely changed with the skinny dip stop. I would estimate 8-12 went nude. I considered it (not my thing really) but since the wife and the people we were hanging with decided against I did not. Instead stripped down to my rainbow boy shorts (I actually got them from an 'alternative' website), that was embarrassing enough for me. I am a big guy and those things really squeeze all the wrong places. So I stripped to the boy shorts, climbed to the top of the boat, tried to climb the mast unsuccessfully, and then just instead jumped to the water from the top. When I got back on the boat it was clear that the naked crew was staying naked. No issue at all. All in good fun, etc.
The alcohol whipped cream shots either began at that point (can't recall if there were some before the skinny dip stop or not) or just got turned up a notch. It always seems like the same routine (which I love by the way)...do one off your wife, have the lady to the right do one off her, then the lady to the left, then she off them, then their men off her then you off the other lady or ladies. Oh the memories, good times. Then we went to a new level for us. AIWC shots off the my privates. Definitely the highlight of the cruise for me
Next thing you know it two of the naked couples ladies are lying down next to us. The ladies backs on the platform. Legs dangling over the bench seats. Their men then proceed to orally pleasure or start the buffet as referenced on the other thread. I assume the term was buffet was used because the men were sampling all the dishes. However, I have never heard a buffet scream and moan that loud. It was definitely in our face. It was on the towel I brought (and left). My bag stuck in between them. We (4 of us hanging out at that point) moved to the side of the boat. To each there own. Like I said I don't care what people do on their own. Good for them, etc. But we definitely had to move in order to continue our fun. I saw the uncomfortable looks on our ladies faces and balanced my way to the front (sorry but to me this cruise was rough, i really had to concentrate to not fall off the side, i know others on the other thread disagreed, just my opinion) looking for space for 4. There was some space but not really a comfortable spot for 4. So instead our ladies moved to the side and sat with legs straddling a pole so they wouldn't fall off. The guys hung into the rope on the side of the upper level for balance. So our position was not exactly conducive for continuing the AIWC shot party. So for us the party switched to chatting, drinking and holding on. Still fun but not the crazy fun of 15 mins earlier when we had our own space that didn't have the above mentioned activities. As Les mentioned on the buffet thread the sexual escapades changes the tone for some on the top of the boat too. I can relate because it did for us too but maybe for different reasons. I can't speak to why for the top of the boat. I can only explain how it effected us.
So to summarize. People can do what they want. Good for them. Who knows, maybe, probably not but still good to have the option , we will go that far on a future cruise. It did stop our sexy fun due to a combo of logistical issues and maybe the ladies tightening up a little, kind of their way of saying, wo that is too over the top for me. None the less, amazing time. Loved the cruise. Hope to go on one in October. Never been on one with chinos. We always miss him but I am sure the fun is seriously amplified with him onboard.
Will tell the rest of the Tuesday story later but that is it for the cruise part. Let me know if anyone has clarifying questions. Did write this on my iPhone on the train so probably not the clearest of my posts.
Still wondering about when you got home.............can't wait to hear.
I was in a movie once about the Cleveland Indians (true story, "Major League")
Tiger fan but still love that movie!!! Gotta know what part did you play? Was you sitting with Randy Quaid in the bleachers?
Dodger fan needs to know. Is that you Bob Uecker? Just a bit outside?
I actually ended up only being an extra. the only place you can really see me is if you pause during the Wild Thing song right after the female "owner" says, "I hate this fucking song" in in lavender/gray upper right part of the frame.
They actually called me twice to have a bit part, meaning a line, a credit, and some money. But that was in the days before cell phones and I wasn't home when they called. (They only called the day of...)
I did end up dating the producer for a while. He has produced some other films since and I have a coupla good stories about him... :daveandmo:
The rest of 4/30, the cruise day
Ok back to it after a long weekend...
We exited the cruise and hit the beach with our new friends for a sexy photo shoot (sorry those can't be shared). Photos that I look back upon barely remembering thinking holy cow how did this not go further and turn into a hot tub party? We then decided to all do dinner at Italian at 8. When you get back from the cruise you definitely need your time to get your bearings and recover a little in an attempt to make it out at night. I believe the cruise arrives at 5 something so an 8pm reservation makes sense allowing time for a little lovin' and a shower before dinner.
While getting ready for dinner we received our first temptations booty call! Apparently some couples we had met at the pool had decided to 'take it to the next level' and they wanted us to join them. We were honored and considered but it was clear this was an all the way situation which is not where we are at so we declined. Plus we had dinner reservations. Ha, I know, stupid excuse, but for some reason it made it easier to keep our 'innocence' and ensure we got involved in only sexy time situations we were sure we could control and were within our limits. 3 years ago we put ourselves in a group situation that was uncomfortable so we wanted to avoid that again (although these folks were very nice respectful people I must say). Read our 2010 trip report for more info.
So we made dinner at Italian at 8. Tipped the host $10 to turn the reservation into 4 instead of 2 and enjoyed a fabulous Italian meal. I went with the filet or veal. Can't recall which visit was which and enjoyed both. Great dinner, great conversation. About 3/4 of the way thru the room definitely began to sway. Back and forth, back and forth. It is weird. I don't get sick on the boat or immediately after. But 3-5 hours later I start feeling the swaying and really it ruins the party for me. Same thing happened 3 years ago. Next time I am going to take Dramamine and hope that helps prevent it. Didn't ruin the cruise but sadly it made for a short night. One last reminder about Italian...TIP your servers. You can tell those working in the Italian are the best of the best TTR has. All staff deserve tips but this group works really, really hard to make everything perfect. We think $20 is appropriate and seems to be greatly appreciated as they fight over taking care of us in future visits.
We hit pattyo's for a very short while after dinner. I can't even remember the event/show for Tuesday night. I do recall that is the night where they have an outside buffet set up for dinner near the sports pool. Looked nicer than the normal buffet. So we went to bed to try to recover. Got another booty call at 3am but just couldn't do it due to exhaustion and the reasons above. We met so many fun people. What a week!
Note to self: Don't booty call Jen and Kyle in October, not good for ego. Lol!
Lol Oh no! A big reason we are going in October is so we do get Booty calls from you and the Octoberbreast crew! Don't let us down. In this trip report, although filled with probably more detail than I should, I still must present some level of decorum.
Also, Hannah, if you are already at the hot tub party then there will be no reason for you to have to call
Purple shirt = repeated booty calls. I told you that shirt was money!
That identical thing happened to me! After the cruise I was all raring to go and then I sat at the Italian restaurant, ate most of dinner, but then had to bailout because the swaying just got to be too much!!! Early night!!!
Very true! That's one hot tub party we don't want to miss out on, lol!
Great way to post a TR... and as others have said very entertaining! :clappyinghappy: Looking forward to "the rest of the story......."
I have enjoyed your trip reports SO much! The best I've read for detail, tips, advice, whilst still being very personal, fun, with a little bit of teasing! I've gotten lots from them, and Im sure the other readers have too! THANKS! Can't wait to hear more...not planning any trips in August are ya?!
Come in October and I will wear purple and pink all week! I just ordered new shirts for October today. For those who have PM'd me, Robert Graham is the designer. Love their stuff. Rich would look great on the lake in bright Pink!