Since I didn't do a trip report last year, I figured this year I kinda had to. And this trip was too incredible not to. Octoberbreast 2013 was pretty epic and hard to beat, but this year's trip was right up there with it...
Friday, October 2nd:
We had a late evening flight that day so we decided to sleep in a little bit. But we were woken up around 8am by a pic from Tiff and Andrew on their plane ready to take off. We wished them a safe flight and then got word from Darin and Melissa that they were boarding their plane... I immediately regretted our decision to have a later flight :( Jealously kicked in big time.
We woke up and got ready for the day. I stayed home to finish packing while LT ran into town to finish up a few things at work and pick up some last minute items from Wal-Mart. Finally it was time to hit the road. We left around 11:30am and headed to Atlanta to catch our 5:50 flight. On the way I kept getting CCC messages from Jon and Crissy which were not helping my jealousy at all...
Anyway... we got to the airport around 3pm and went straight to the new international terminal. It was actually really nice! Normally in Atlanta we used to have to go thru the front entrance and take the little plane train to the last gate. In the new terminal, everything is right there in the same building. You check in, drop your bags off, and then go thru security. After that you literally walk right into the gate. Very convenient. So we realized we had about 2 hours until boarding time, and headed to the bar. I ordered a bloody mary and LT ordered a whisky drink. After a couple of those and some food, it was time to board our plane. The flight was actually really beautiful coming into cancun. We got to watch the sunset over the ocean. Absolutely gorgeous!
We landed about 15 minutes early, got to our gate and went straight to customs. Picked up our bags and hit the light and... GREEN!! Thankfully we've never landed on red. We found our transportation, hopped in the van and headed straight to TTR. We walked in around 8:45 and felt like we were at home :) Went to the desk checked in, and headed to our Jacuzzi room. We decided to upgrade this year because our room over patyos the year before was terrible! After that we decided to head to Patyos to find our friends. On our way we hear someone yell "LT" and it was Tony sitting outside of Margaritas. Apparently everyone was already inside eating so we walked in and were greeted by Angela, Matt and Marissa, Darin and Melissa (Darin is my adopted big brother, and one of my favorite people on the planet) and of course Andrew and Tiff. We hugged each of them and then decided to go change and head to patyos for white night.
Once we got to Patyos I was greeted by Party People aka Dusty who got me my first drink. I was in such a good mood! Headed to the dance floor where we saw Mike and Kerri, Nikki and Ira and all of the rest of the first day octoberbreasters.
All of the ladies looked absolutely gorgeous ;)
We danced for a few hours and then decided to head to bed after a long day of traveling.
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Saturday, October 3rd:
So I was really bad about taking pictures on day 2 and day 3 so I have absolutely ZERO :( Sorry Kyle I know how much you LOVE sheer night...
So we woke up very refreshed and ready for a fun first day at the Sexy Pool. We headed to breakfast and ordered coffee and a mimosa for me :)
I really liked the make your own omelette bar this year. A ton of options. And they were delicious as always. I also had my usual cheese quesadillas with the pico de gallo. Yum!
We finished up breakfast and headed to the sexy pool. We found Mike and Kerri over at the far end in their chairs, who were nice enough to let use their seats to set our stuff down. We never end up laying in them anyway. This is when we met a gorgeous red head named Heather (my boob twin) and her awesome man Jeremy. We helped each other apply sunscreen and the LT and I headed to the bar to fill up our Yeti mugs. I decided to start with my miami vice and LT ordered Vodka and water so he could use his mio we brought. We joined the other Octoberbreasters in the fun hole and started our day. It was a normal morning in the sexy pool... shots, shots and more shots, and of course boobie bounces from me to welcome all of the newbies. After a few more shots and boobie bounces it was time for lunch at margaritas. We headed to lunch with Matt, Marissa, Mike, karri, heather and jeremy, and Andrew and Tiff. Halfway through our lunch I noticed a good looking guy walking toward the restaurant ;) it was our single friend Adam. (we met him our first trip in 2012 and have kept in touch ever since, and I hadn't seen him in two years) needless to say I was a little excited. I ran out to greet him and jumped up to give him a HUGE hug! We then headed inside so he could say hey to everybody. After lunch Adam and I headed to our room so he could get changed. We then headed back to the pool to join everyone else after making a quick trip to the bar for some shots.
The afternoon was fun! Darin got out his boobs (which I never got to suck on) I'm a little sad about that :( We did more shots and welcomed more Octoberbreasters and before we knew it, it was time to head back to the room to get ready for dinner. After getting ready we headed out to the quiet pool bar and met up with Darin and Melissa and Danna and Tim who had just gotten there that day and were suffering the first day curse... After a very nice surprise from Danna... ahem ahem... We followed Darin and Melissa over to Italian where we were hoping they could use their white bracelets to get us all into the restaurant without reservations. It actually worked and in we went. We sat with Darin, Melissa, Tony and Angela, and Adam. Dinner was amazing as usual. And the sexy coffee was also DELICIOUS! If you haven't had it you are really missing out. After great conversation and amazing food, it was time to change for sheer night.
I started to feel a little icky at dinner so decided to stop drinking for a little while :( But that didn't stop me from having a good time. I rocked the wobble and the nae nae ;)
I started with my sheer black dress and then decided to change half way thru the night into my blue sheer (which is my favorite)
After a lot of dancing we were exhausted and ready for bed... but not before having some much needed vacation sex ;)
Sunday, October 4th
This day wasn’t too exciting, and again I don’t have any pictures
We woke up around 9ish after a good nights sleep. We were just getting up and getting going when we heard a knock on the door… keep in mind that I’m naked and LT is in his “manties” as Mat woud say. We heard a high pitched voice say “housekeeping,” I immediately thought it was Andrew, so I had LT go ahead and open the door. To our surprise it’s Mat. I’m sure he got a good morning surprise seeing my naked ass lol. Anyway we headed to breakfast and then LT and Mat headed out to grab a few things from town.
I wore my “Oh My God Becky” shirt this day and I must have heard “Look at her butt” at least 30 times.
Today started out a little quieter by the pool. We hung out by the wall by the bathrooms for the majority of the morning. LT and Mat returned with more wine for me That made me happy because the wine at the resort is not that great.
A few other Octoberbreasters arrived this day. Some of them being Shaun and Steph. They were adorable. I was so proud of Steph for taking her top off pretty quickly. She did better than I did my first year
This was also the day that Zack and Theresa were supposed to arrive. Theresa and I met through the Facebook TTR page and had been texting for a few months before the trip, so we were pretty excited to meet them. I knew they were supposed to arrive around 3ish and when the hour came and passed, I was starting to get nervous that they had decided not to come.
So 6:00 rolled around and that’s when we decided to head back to get ready for dinner. We had made plans to meet a few people at seafood that night around 8:30 or 9 so before heading back to our room we decided to go hang out with Adam for a little bit. We were hanging out on Adam’s balcony just catching up with each other, when we noticed something fishy going on across the way in one of the 3rd floor rooms. There were a few security guards with gloves on all looking at something on the floor of the balcony. All of a sudden they bent down to pick something up. Of course we couldn’t tell what it was because of the wall, so we kind of just brushed it off. After a few more minutes we decided to head back to our room. We walked out in the hallway just in time to see a few hotel guards carrying what looked like a body in a body bag. Talk about a freak out moment… I still have no idea what happened. We think it may have been a single guy who was with a group because when we were walking back to our room we saw a bunch of guys in the hallway who were all on the phones pacing back and forth. Very scary moment for sure, which kind of put a damper on my mood for the rest of the night :( thoughts and prayers go out to the victims friends and family.
So anyway back to the report… after we got back to the room I decided to turn my phone on to see if Theresa had texted me, Sure enough she had. They had arrived earlier that day and ended up napping… lame lol
I let her know where we were eating and then we all headed to dinner. A few minutes after sitting down her and Zack walked in. It was so good to finally meet them! Dinner was amazing! Seafood is probably my favorite next to the Asian restaurant. I had the shrimp medallions, and a salad and it was delicious. After a great dinner we headed to Patyos to start another night of dancing. Tonight was little black dress night and Patyos was really fun this night. The music was actually really good also. I decided to have a few drinks (my husband had way more than I did) and then after a couple of hours we headed to bed to rest up for the cruise the next day…
Monday, October 5th
BOOBS CRUISE DAY!!!!!
This is always my favorite day of our vacation. I woke up so excited and ready to go... LT on the other hand did not. He had a bit too much to drink the night before and felt pretty hungover :(
I tried to rally him but he would have rather stayed in bed.
Me, LT, Tiff and Andrew have a tradition of wearing our Chive tees on Boobs Cruise day. Loved our shirts this year ;)
We ate breakfast pretty quickly and then headed to Patyo's to meet up with everybody. As soon as we got there Darin said "have you seen the surprise" I replied with "what are you talking about?" he just shrugged his shoulders and said "you'll see"
I met Tiff in line to help pay for the 4 of us, and that's when the surprise was ruined. Tiff says "did you see Jen and Kyle?" Well there's the surprise lol! Apparently they went to their room to get ready for the cruise. A few minutes later they showed up and we were so happy to see them :) It wouldn't have been the same without them.
After everyone had paid we went to wait on the stairs by the buffet. Tradition has always been that Janet leads us out to the dock. Well this year a few people got inpatient and decided to go ahead and head that way to try and be the first ones at the front of the boat... only a few of us stayed behind. Hey now I wasn't gonna break tradition. A few minutes went by and Janet came down to lead the rest of us out. As soon as we got to the dock, she motioned for us left behind to follow her to the front. That's what we get for following tradition suckers ;) I'm sure there were a few upset people... OOPS!
So this year we set the record with 100 people on the cruise. We actually had a pretty big boat with a nice wooden floor at the front so everyone could dance. I was pretty excited about that because everyone knows how much I like to dance ;) After a few moments we were off! The staff made sure we didn't have empty cups in our hand, and kept filling them up as they came around. And then it was time for some fun...
Poor Adam, Chinos always calls him to front of the boat to poke some fun at him. All fun and games though. I think he ended up having a pretty good day though ;) He got ALOT of attention.
After more drinks and craziness, I noticed that my poor hubby was not feeling too good :( He was at the back of the boat pretty miserable. We gave him all of the dramamine and pepto we could find. I sat in the back with him for a little bit because I felt so bad for him. He insisted that I go back and join the fun. After a few minutes I decided to head back to the front of the boat, but I kept checking in on him periodically.
a few pics from the cruise... I would have added more but holy shit it takes forever to get them edited :(
Before we knew it, it was time to stop for lunch. I always love this part because as we pull into the dock, we pass a number of boats who always cheer us on and stare because there's a bunch of naked crazy people partying our asses off ;)
The lunch was actually really good this year. LT actually started to feel better and was able to get some food in him. We did our usual swim in the ocean, take the famous boobs cruise pic and do the wobble, and the cha cha slide.
We headed back to the boat after all the fun, and it was once again time to party. LT was feeling so much better, so he decided to grab a drink. He was back to himself again :)
This all went by so quickly and before we knew it, we were headed back to TTR. Which is ok because we always keep the fun going in one of the fun holes at the pool.
We all headed back to the fun hole where the gummy shots began...
After way too many gummies, and a few more drinks, it was time to head to the room to get ready for dinner. LT was all ready to go for the night because he didn't drink the first half of the day. I on the other hand was exhausted, but it was Adam's last night so I decided to put my game face on. After dinner at margaritas we headed to Patyos to start yet another night of drinking and dancing. But after about an hour or so I couldn't last much longer. We said our goodbyes to Adam and headed to bed.
Tuesday, October 6th
Our last full day at TTR...
We slept in this day because we were exhausted from the Boobs Cruise the day before. So we definitely took our time. We headed out around 10ish and went to breakfast. We headed to the pool and lingered around the chairs by the bathroom for a good while and then decided to get in one of the fun holes. I was having trouble getting going this day for some reason. Finally Zack and Theresa made their way out, and Andrew and Tiff, and the other Octoberbreasters that were still there. This was also the day we met another fellow NC couple Steve and Christine. Super sweet couple, and we found out that Christine and I went to the same college. Small world!
After a couple of hours in the pool, Mat asked us if we wanted to go out into Cancun and get some lunch. In the 4 years that we have been to Cancun, we've never once left the resort, so we figured it would be fun.
So we got dressed and all 6 of us (me, LT, Mat, Marisa, Andrew and Tiff) piled in Mat's jeep.
We decided to go to Los Aguas Chilis... (probably butchered the spelling here)
It was amazing! We had such a great time and wonderful food. Mat talked me into trying his octopus... I wasn't impressed.
After an amazing lunch we headed back to TTR. We found our group in the fun hole a little drunker than when we left them :)
Theresa was feeling great and ready to take more shots. So as soon as we sat back down in the pool, here came the shots... And of course the one tequila shot for Crissy ;)
And this was the only day that I brought the camera to the pool. I end up being so bad about taking pictures on the trip :( So here are a few from the pool that day:
Mat's model pic ;) I think TTR should use this for their marketing!
So anyway after the pool we headed back to the room to rest and get ready for our favorite restaurant, Asian. We had reservations with Zack and Theresa that night, and I was looking forward to getting to know them a little better. I swear she's my little southern twin ;)
Dinner was amazing! I had my favorite the sweet and sour chicken. The appetizers were also really good too! Always one of my favorites!
After dinner it was time to get our corsets on. I was feeling really good this night and was ready to live it up on our last night at TTR. They had a live band at Patyos that night, which isn't usually my favorite but they were actually not too bad. And all of the ladies looked amazing in their sexy corsets ;)
After a few minutes we decided to take the party back to our room. We hadn't used our jacuzzi yet, and we had some un-opened bottles of champagne. So a bunch of us headed back to the room and got the party started. We turned on some music and played a few games of circle of death... It was a fun way to end our stay at TTR for the week... ;)
Finally got back to my trip report. Sorry for taking a couple of days off. It's been a crazy week. I'm currently sitting in my hotel in Vegas exhausted (I wasn't even going to attempt to go out tonight) so I figured I owed y'all another day's report ;) And sorry for the pictures being so HUGE!
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