A man walks into a bar carrying a small box, sits down at the bar and orders a double Scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks the man why he looks so sullen. The man opens up the box, places a tiny piano on the bar, and this 1 foot tuxedo'd man walks out of the box, and sits down at the piano playing it and singing. The bartender said "That is incredible! Why are you so depressed?? The man said "Last month I was in Mexico on vacation, and I was walking on the beach and found a lantern on the beach, and when I rubbed it a ancient genie came out and said "Thank you, I'm old, and can only grant you 1 wish instead of 3, and I'm also hard of hearing. I told him what I wanted, and ended up with this 12 inch pianist"