Monday May 5th Flights uneventful Depart home airport at 8, switch planes in DFW to one that should have been retired 20 years ago or flying chickens and goats around some third world country….. Come on American Airlines I hope this was a “spare” airplane. It was a bit bumpy coming down into in CUN with the puffy clouds, but overall decent travel. Green light through customs. This was the first time I was worried about “that” suitcase being spread out all over the table at customs. Walked briskly out of the airport past the sharks and started looking for our USA Transfers sign. This time, we had to find the desk instead of someone being there with our name. No big deal, cross the driveway and their podium is marked. Waited for about 10 minutes for our van. I would recommend USA Transfers highly, no complaints other than the lack of cocktail service during the trip to the hotel. Arrived at TTR, the Baggage guys greet you with a “Welcome Home” and we walked in to the check in desk. Asked about an upgrade to an ocean view room from the garden view we booked. First offer was $50 per night, I gave her the “Ouch, that’s more than I thought it would be” response. So she made us a “Special deal for you only” for $35 a night. We have asked to look at the room both on our first trip and this one, before we sign in. It takes a couple extra minutes, but it was nice to see what you were getting before you get your crap there and then aren’t happy. They gave us 2 keys and we didn’t even bother to look at the garden view. The room we got was in the 5500 building on the third floor looking right down over the hammocks. Nice double shower, king size bed, closet with a set of drawers. Air worked. No complaints about the room. Oh, Yeah I left the Mrs to deal with the red dress Premium Membership lady and went out to get the bags worked out. She was pretty firm with her that we had already been to the presentation and were not interested. We bumped into a Cancun Care Celebrity at the front desk. It was the winner of the 2015 Malibu Strings Bikini in an unusual place contest – Chris. I can’t remember her husband's name though, strange too since we hung out all week. Just kidding Evin. I think it was due to his bad influence, that I was over served at the pool bar that afternoon. It had absolutely nothing to do with the first day curse. The details from that afternoon were pretty fuzzy, but I do remember she wore her blue bikini from her contest photo the first day. Jane said we ate at the Tex Mex restaurant and the ice cream was very good. I don’t remember much from dinner. Theme was White Dress shirt, pretty limited participation so Jane did not go back to change.