My shitty tr

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Reviews' started by CurtnTammy, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. CurtnTammy

    CurtnTammy Enthusiast Registered Member

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    I'm so pissed I can hardly type!
    First off, we didn't have not one
    "Dirty swinger" hit on us!
    I didn't see any of these single guys
    acting like assholes.
    Everyone I met was really cool.
    There was no "open buffet" on the
    Boobs cruise.
    I saw only one "creeper with a camera"
    I did hear of a guy having a "one man
    orgy" at paty o during white night.
    Of course, I missed that.
    The food was ok, the room was great
    (A jacuzzi) didn't smell at all.
    Tammy was top less 15 minutes after
    We got there. (Tramp)
    So, fuck you "trip advisor"!
    I can assure you all that I won't be
    back again..... Until next may.
    Now, for my tr:
    Days 1 through 7
    Shower in the morning,
    Breakfast
    Drinking in the sexy pool
    Back to the room to give Tammy
    some dago lovin'
    Shower and then lunch/dinner
    More drinking
    Back to the room
    Put Tammy into an orgasmic stupor
    Get up and drink some more.
    And that's it!
    So, yeah I had a blast!
    Ps. I've been home over a month now
    And I still check on cc almost every day.
    Is this normal?
     
  2. comanchecouple

    comanchecouple Regular Registered Member

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    Sums it up very nicely!!!!

    Looks like you are hooked, you will compare every other trip you take now to this one and your future adventures at TTR!!! They only get better and better.

    Wait until you walk up to the bar after not being there for 6 months to a year and the bartenders know what you are drinking before you order. Will make you feel like you never left!!!
     
  3. JoeMar

    JoeMar Guru Registered Member

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    Sorry to hear about that. Better luck next time.
     
  4. Ali & Andrew

    Ali & Andrew I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Perfectly normal I think. Not that I (andrew) have ever really been described as normal.
     
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    MelnReg I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    :aktion031::bj::69::flash:That REALLY SUCKS!
     
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    jimbo64 Guru Registered Member

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    Hope your next trip is more up to your expectations.
     
  7. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Yep it all good...........glad to see other people's days go the same way. Way too much fun now you'll dream about until you go back.
     
  8. Vince & Wendy

    Vince & Wendy Welcome to Never, Never Land! Registered Member

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    Ahhhh.......... yes the dreams....
    They get better after every year:)
     
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    Totally agree, we never had any "swinger" adventures !!! (to be honest, there was that moment of terror when we mistook a lot of the faded orange CCC wirstbands to be swingers.) I told my wife "just walk back to the room and what ever you do, don't bend over".

    No public sex (no, not even any "R" rated stuff). After our visit to Hedo, I had promised my wife that we would leave after the first PDA. She was that disgusted
    with the place. At Hedo, a naked couple would stand up in their nude pool and yell "what do you guys want to see us do next?" We would both say "how about putting you clothes back on".

    No problems with single guys, I suppose they were so tired after raising hell until 5 AM at Pattyos to be much of a problem. I used to be able to so that but it was 15 BC
    (BC=Before children)

    TTR was really kind of like La Quinta Inn with Boobs !!! Lots of fun, but nothing gross at all.

    There were all of these warnings about watered down drinks.
    They may have been, but it worked out just fine. At our favorite Atlanta Oldies club "Johnnys Hideaway", they mixed the Capt Morgan and diet so strong that after 4 drinks you complement a person for how great their mustache looks and the next thing you know, shes wanting her husband to "whip you butt"
    Our favorite at Breakfast was sitting on our balcony and watching the adventures of a male blackbird trying to please his mate. Poor guy would fly over to the roof of the seafood resturant and bring back pieces of straw for their nest. Sadly, she would accept maybe 33% of his offering, but completely junk most of them!!! She seemed to be saying "if this ain't from Nieman Marcus, I aint having it". We kept
    telling him "she ain't worth it, go find you a good woman", however, I really don't think he could understand our South Ga "drawls".

    I also agree about the unlessness of TA. Most of the trip reports are by folks that have never went anywhere. Anyone can be anybody on that site. If your going to believe anyone, use one of the sites that has "verified" trip reports. My wifes 13 year old male students used to meet 1 Saturday each month to evaluate cars on KBB. She was delighted that they could write so well, but what about the poor idiots that actually read their reviews.
     
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    dam not getting hit on would suck. lol lol . TTR. is a lot of fun cant wait. glad u had a good time.
     
  11. comanchecouple

    comanchecouple Regular Registered Member

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    Oh, you haven't booked your next trip YET?? WTF...not that I'm counting but "jus sayin" 15 more days for us to be back.....can't stay away!!!!

    Kim & Dave
     
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    icecube88 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    AWESOME Trip Report!!! :aetsch022::aetsch022::aetsch022:
     
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    Awesome TR...Thanks so much for sharing:headbanger::huepfen021::aetsch004::clappyinghappy::daveandmo::ernaehrung005::partytime::beer4::cheerleaders::musik026:
     
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    Perfect!!!!!!!!
     
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    Jess_2703 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    LOL .

    I love it ..

    When we book at Temptation, I start reading Trip advisor also.. and I was scare !! lol

    When we drop off at cancun airport, a couple in the mini bus was where guys are you going to stay I said at Temptation resort. The couple didn't what too say LOL. They was like huh, heh, with a crappy face LMAO.

    Everyone see everyone of us like we are all swinger.. But I don't give a fuck. :p
    * Here everyone on other resort *

    But do you know what ?
    I saw some people going on trip advisor and never been there and just complaint for no reason.

    Trip advisor it's to give you an idea.
    Each time I make reviews, I always say everything truly. Never too much! I will tell the real thing. What others think I don't care. We have only one life to live.. So If I don't love the place I went, I'll never go there again. =) That's why, on T.A. my reviews are always helpful, and people send me tons of message...

    I saw swinger, but they are all together and not after you.
    I saw single asshole guy, I told one to Shut is freakin mouth, and that's it ( end of spring break ).

    Only things I saw was almost all respect :)

    I dream about to get there ASAP ! 10 months.. Now we change the date AGAIN... so sounds to be there now around 7-16th april .. I want to be there for 2 week end.. but seriously it's ALWAYS the party =D..


    =D I started shopping.

    A girl was suppose to come with us, but my boyfriend just told me NOT, because she was juste be upset about everyone there.. =( I hope will meet nice couple :p

    Need to change my signature again !! LOL
     
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    Great report, glad you had fun!!
     
  17. Stacia_and_John

    Stacia_and_John T&A Tour Guide Registered Member

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    I admit, I was going for a couple seconds, thinking that was sort of serious. Really!

    Hilarious! Glad you guys had a great time!
     
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    LMAO! Great report .... Every time I miss TTR I read Trip Advisor to my Husband, it always make me smile ... then we snicker at all the lame-o people who post bad reports. Clearly they did not go to the same amazing place we did and party !! LOL
     
  19. Mike H

    Mike H Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Hah, great report! I can't believe I missed it. Wish we had met up earlier, you guys are a blast to party with. :D Still got our fingers crossed you'll decide against GOV!
     
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    Gotta Luv the schedule!

    Could not help but lol! Gotta love a vacation schedule. Hope ours is the same!