Sounds like you've got your priorities in order. I might suggest moving orgasmic stupor into first, second and third place tho.
LOL! Hilarious! One of the best TR's I've ever written, combining a blatant sarcasm with an on-point realism and... Ahhh fuck it. Great!
Agree With you post title. I would say the place is pure shit for single guys. Some of the couples are very nice to chat too in the pool, no problem there, some couples look at single guys like that are all creeps. Biggest problem are the single females, they post on the single forum, then only want to party with couples, you try and start a conversation and being polite and get blanked 30 minutes later like you had insulted them or been inappropriate to them. Most single females ate looking to party with couples and couples who want to party hit in the single females giving guys no chance. This place is not for single guys looking to meet up with single females. Period.
I would say that as a single women i met plenty of single guys at TTR and had a very good time partying with everyone - coupkes and singles and un some cases whole groups of people that came together.... Younmake your vacation what you want it to be.... And if your pegged as a creeper its usually fir a good and obvious reason!!! This place rocks!
Well I never got drunk, Never touched anyone, Never took photos, Never insulted anyone, Interested in what the "good & obvious reason for being pegged as a creeper" you are obviously referring to me is about. ?
Sir not one time did I ever during my trip call you a creeper!!! You were a nice enough man - not my cup of tea/ but you did whine and complain an awful lot! I know things with the other hotel got you down but you gotta make the best of it- get involved and don't just assume because I was hanging out with a spectacular few set of couples doesn't mean we were all getting it on.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Well, you seem to have hit upon the obvious. At least from your perspective. So, my question to you is, why are you hanging out on this forum if you feel so disenfranchised by the whole experience?
Wow...OK, so we were a couple that the Princess hung out with, and by hung out, I mean just that. We first got introduced on this really cool website and forum called Cancuncare where we talked and exchanged ideas about what to do when we visited TTR. Guess what, when we got to the resort, we talked in person, at length, and became good friends. There was nothing other than above board friendship between us, though I must admit, I did cock block when asked and I believe Laurie may have beaver dammed once for her. We actually met a few single males down there that were nice, and I think the Princess may have met some that she fancied as well. Just because it wasn't you does not mean the whole resort is against single males. There are several threads on this site dealing with single males with arguments for and against. Personally, I wish there weren't any because there are the creepy guys (if the 50ish overweight guy walking around last week with your posse of young muscle bound Asian guys all in wife beaters and board shorts is reading this I am directly referring to you ) but it is Temptations, they are allowed, and I will visit again because while they are a pain the good outweighs the bad here. Look at it this way, the place is not designed as a hook up meat market. If that is what you want, there are resorts more suited for that. If you can't get laid at home, you ain't gonna have better luck here.
I was there from 30JUN to 7JUL as a single Indian guy, my first trip and and i had tons of fun, still missing food and the resort. Now when i say fun, it has nothing to do with sex or hookups or doing threesome with swingers, i didn't go there for that at the first place, i live in most lively place on earth NYC, so if i wanted to do all these, then i would do that here and why travel and spend money to go that far. I choose this resort because of all adult and availability of booze and food at any time of day or night, other resort have no option after 10PM. Any way my point is no not all single guys are creepy or looking for hookup. I love traveling alone, if i don't talk to anyone entire day i am happy that way too. Though i have met lots of friendly couple, and no i don't judge. One life, do want ever you want to do. ENJOY!!!
As someone who spent my own $$$$ flying and staying here, I think it gives me every right to hang here, and say my piece. Why is this board only for people who love the place? are no bad reviews allowed.?
Just to clarify my post about the single females was not directed at Princess is anyway, as she said I was not her cup of tea, I would say exactly the same about her, a nice person, but not my type, I was directing my post at other single females who were there.
love it! great trip report! hope you get hit on next time by those dirty swingers....it can be fun! and those pain in the ass single guys are a hit with the mrs. JS LOL
Gotta love those "dirty swingers" lol OP dispelled sarcastically some of the trip advisor type reviews. I'm glad I found this site and checked TTR out for myself . We are already going back. Single guys ....cry me a river sometimes it's not so bad bringing sand to the beach , that's the benefit of being a couple! lol 1) don't try so hard 2) don't travel in packs 3) have fun
As a single guy.... going next week, I will not travel in packs, talk to anyone, have a camera on me, revert my eyes when females and "dirty swingers" walk past my view, proposition beautiful ladies, touch .... damn peeps... let's all just smile and enjoy our vacations! KCCO
