Was TTR everything we expected for our first trip? NO; it was more!!! I will try to keep this as short as possible. Our flight and USA Transfers to the resort went flawlessly and we arrived at TTR @ approx. 10:30am. As expected, are rooms were not available yet, but check in was very quick, and no excessive pressure was placed on us to go through a premier membership presentation. A polite "we're good, but thank you anyway" was all it took, and we were off to the closest restroom to change into our suits and head to the sexy pool. I may as well have had the word "cursed" tattooed on my forehead. I was slightly surprised to find the sexy pool rocking despite the early hour. We dropped our carryon's on the nearest empty chair, and jump in, heading straight for the swim up bar. The drinks were flowing, and everyone we talked to was so friendly, it did not take long before we were in full party mode. We temporarily suspended the partying long enough to get our rooms at @ 3pm. Dropped our suitcases in the room, and back to the sexy pool we went. Ginny took a few moments to look around the room before we headed back, and I will comment on that shortly. By 6pm the first day curse was in full effect; I vaguely remember eating something at Margarita's and I am sure it wasn't long before I was done for the night. Needless to say, after all our preparation we totally missed Lingerie Night, and I woke up the next morning still in my swim suit, flip flops still on. GOOD FIRST DAY!!!! About the rooms; they are typical resort rooms. A little worn, limited drawer space, and ours didn't have a closet at all. But in the big scheme of things, what it did have worked, and it was clean. You don't spend much time in the rooms, so for us it was fine. The maids do a wonderful job on a daily basis. If you want something specific just leave them a note and it's done. Not my place to say what people should or shouldn't do, but we left a healthy tip every morning, that I am sure was appreciated. As luck would have it, our 2nd day we were scheduled for our first Boobs Cruise. What can I say; unbelievable!!!! Steve and his staff do a wonderful job. Chinos and Omar are insane. Yes it gets a little crazy, and you will see some wild stuff, but it's what you make of it, there is no pressure, other than if you' re a women, they do want your top. All I can say is if you find a place to sit at the front, great, but you will be in the thick of the action, if you stand along the sides of the boat, the support ropes are your friend. Lets just say I was still swaying back and forth at midnight. I am going to post this, and continue shortly as this is getting a little long despite my best efforts.