Perfect Husband?

Discussion in 'Free For All' started by Dori, Dec 21, 2004.

  1. Dori

    Dori Guest

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
    begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, .go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004
    models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
    year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."!

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
    900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
    locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" :roll:
     
  2. shoreladie

    shoreladie Guest

    LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Ben Gaz

    Ben Gaz Guest

    Oh, I thought this thread was refering to me. My bad!
     
  4. Dori

    Dori Guest

    Yes Ben...you are :roll:
     
  5. TANDG

    TANDG Guest

    HEE HEE HEE I like it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Terri
     
  6. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    Seems that every year since 2004 someone has posted this joke in a new thread. Am going to break that trend by posting a vid of the same:

    http://www.gercia.com/perfecthusband.wmv

    It's a little bit different but well-executed. It might be familiar to some from across The Pond?
     

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