Rocker Pete Doherty detained for drugs!!! hahahah

Discussion in 'Cancun Info' started by EngineerGuy, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. jenfleur

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    It's way too clean living for a crack whore like me out here Jode. I do enjoy dancing at the gay clubs down Oxford St with all the queens though.

    I have to move out of here in 13 days, am prob gonna end up in a cheap bedist in Kings X or Darlinghurst, near the prossies. Will obviously become one again and rake in the $$$.

    I'm def coming up to Brum for the Cowell Project. Will Linda drive us about in the Ferrari? Get me insured on it.

    if you can get the $ together to come here, it's be SO good. You'd love the weather here Jodes. It's been 30C today and I've laid on the bbeach for hours. Am now burnt but so what.
     
  2. Jodie :-)

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    I'm so fcuking coming if I get the wonga, for sure. Take me to Kings X though won't you? I can't go anywhere unseedy and clean! I will bring us some tips from a bona fide hooker :lol: Hope the queens will love me, I will bribe them with pak. I so will not be coming back to the UK if I come and visit you, I know I won't!

    I'm so jealous of the beach action, it's cold and windy here - very depressing. Got SO much to do this week at work, then I'm going to London at the weekend to see Amy's new house - will obviously trash it and grafitti the walls, do some blood paintings etc.

    How long is it til you come home? I will do a countdown. Come to Brum as soon as you can, Linda will drive us round in the Ferarri - yes, she will take us to see the man with the plane and I expect he will fly us somewhere. Why not.

    At least you can have fun peeling your skin off, getting sunburn is good. X
     
  3. Jodie :-)

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    I will sort it! sooner rather than later! I will take a nasal hair trimmer where I go to see him and tell him 'Lisa says SORRRRT IT' I would like to stroke his drainpipes - I think they're fab!

    He's hotter than a heatwave in hell and I love him.
     
  4. Lisa Groves

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    Did you watch love muscle Russell on Friday night after Carole was evicted and leo broke out because his pants were cruddy?!!
     
  5. Jodie :-)

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    I sure did - I expect I then watched the repeat on E4+1 too! Was Jackiey on Friday's show? I can't even remember now.

    Leo Sayer = total prick. He made me feel sick.
     
  6. Mad-Ad

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    You use to fancy him Jude :roll:

    Bye
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  7. Jodie :-)

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    NO I DID NOT! he is like a posessed Umpa Lumpa. Almost as bad as G*****! *BARF*
     
  8. Mad-Ad

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    :D You hole!

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    PICKET SIGNS FOR MY WICKED SIGNS AND THESE TIMES!!

    Bye
    Adam
     
  9. Jodie :-)

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    I am unable to see the photo but am guessing you have posted another random freakoid to make me feel sick...... you great lummux. do some work. X
     
  10. Mad-Ad

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    Its just one of your other love interests.
    x

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  11. Jodie :-)

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    Oh the chainsaw wielding, wife killing 'i was just in my room listening to my will smith cd ' ex love interest. Not seen him for a while! Have you seen Training Day? did you like it?
     
  12. Mad-Ad

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    Steven the Rapper!

    Bye
    Adam
     
  13. Jodie :-)

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    Thats hysterical! I was actually sitting here feeling quite sorry for you for getting the words so wrong HA HA HA HAAAAA. oh dear, home time I think. X
     
  14. Mad-Ad

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    ha ha ha. see you jude
    x

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  15. jenfleur

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    The queens will love you Jode, you know that. Of course, they'll want the pak anyway. Kings X it is. I might be living there next week anyway, hope so. There or Darlinghurst I want, it's practically Kings X.

    I am so burnt it's untrue, got Liz Arden 8 Hour Cream on it. Will obviously peel off skin in sheets when it's brewed, might send a bit to you & Mum. Could sew her a cushion for the tableau with it?

    I'm aiming to get home for the end of July, lets say the 27th for arguments sake. Will be up as soon as and I'll see you for your bday whatever happens, 100%. Is Mum still making you a vat of stew for that?

    Hope man in the plane flys us to cream tea land, I'm bursting for a nice scone and a pot of rosy.

    Oh, I had a text off of WP at the weekend, they're in Bondi.

    xxx
     
  16. Jodie :-)

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    W*nkPot! Blast from the past!!! Gosh. HOW funny. Remember to tell him about my new husband if you see him, don’t want him to think I’m still hankering after him. That’s so weird, Amy and I were talking about him and that lot just last night…spoooooooooooooky.

    Is your Kings X like our Kings X? Fabulous if so. You’ll be right at home with all the scum there won’t you? You should try corrupting some of your work lot too, it’s only right.

    Send skin! I will get your DNA and clone you. Mum will be so happy, I expect she’ll pin it behind the bar with all that foreign money, remember when we tried to buy kebabs with those Russian rubles and you torched the shop cos they wouldn’t accept our money? B*stards.

    I think Ill be in London for my birthday so you will be expected at the celebrations! Ill hire the function room at The Arches and we can have a pak party and dance on le tableau! intricate glass beading patterns for skirts and cardigans volume 1 is still holding le tableau up, Mum makes him eat out of a dog bowl.

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  17. Lisa Groves

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    Jen fancies Leo Sayer - she will stalk him when he returns to Oz!!
     
  18. jenfleur

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    I do not but I will stalk him anyway! I know a bar he goes in, in Kings X, I shall go :cool:
     
  19. jenfleur

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    Yeah aint it! They've been living 10 min from me for ages and they never texted, stupid boys. I will see if I can meet him for a beer soon. Will mention The Brand & class A's of course.

    Yep, in fact, theres def more Linda's over here, they're everywhere. Will be weird if I get a bedsit there but good for nightlife and Irish Drum hunting eh.

    Oh clone me for sure! We'll send Clone Jen out to work while we do nothing but play with mini Martel bottles, brilliant. Can't believe they never accepted the rubles, what the hells wrong with them? We're the Pearly Queens, you accept it or deal with the consequences. Fools.

    Jode, I am THERE! The EE is never far away is it. Can't wait to dance on Le tableau. Can't believe we never made cross stitch bag, everything you need to hold your threads and needles in, eat out of a dog bowl before to be honest. It's what he deserves.

    Hows Taxi Rock these days btw, is he well? Last I heard, he ran over the Vax and put his suspension out. We need him to chauffeur us on your bday. Last stop, The Flats!

    xxx
     
  20. Jodie :-)

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    Puke pot makes me feel a bit sick, to be honest with you. But be sure to tell him about Brandola, pak and obviously any made up stories that will impress him.

    Are you really going to live in a bedsit in the red light district? fabulous - we always aspired to living in the red light district and now you are, Mum will be SO pleased that one of us has done so well.

    Shall we put our Pearly Queen outfits on for my b'day bash? Our fans will be so pleased to see us back together, we could even do a one off concert and get some money for pak. Might put a flashing disco floor on le tableau ready for us to dance on too and Antique lace designs for that special sunday outfit can be the DJ and then we'll have an after party at t'Flats. Mrs Rabbit will mix cocktails and Codders will distribute drugs from his briefcase. That man will come back from the dead and entertain everyone.

    Taxi Rock is fine, I still get him to take me everywhere and then do a runner without paying. As IF you've EVER pay the Rockster when you can do a runner tut tut. He never learns! Anyway, he killed the Vax so he aint no friend of ours. We'll find a new vacuum cleaner to drag round the streets when you get back, there are plenty of skips to check out - Codders will show us the best ones. X