Rocker Pete Doherty detained for drugs!!! hahahah

Discussion in 'Cancun Info' started by EngineerGuy, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. Lisa Groves

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    Make sure I am invited to said birthday bash in red light district wearing outfits with sewn on buttons on them!!!!!!!
     
  2. jenfleur

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    I swear - am going to view a place at the weekend, it's a bedsit inbetween Oxford St & Kings X in Darlinghurst, Sydney and if it's OK, I'm taking it! Will then set up a pak factory out of my holdall when moved in. Hope Mum sends me a 'Home Sweet Home' plaquet.

    Oh for SURE, outfits are a must. I expect I'll have a hat with corks hanging from it covered in the pearly buttons as well, which I'll burn when back to the EE. Oz can never replace the EE & Brickers can it. We'll deffo do a concert, I'll get working on a new song "Crystal Meth Equals Death, Good" which we can showcase. Hope Corpse Man will do a re-enactment of his death, Codders can shove him again. Get Lavender scented pillows, easy to make in three easy stages to set up the flashing disco floor Jode, abolut time he did something worthwhile eh.

    God, R.I.P Vax. Can't believe Taxi Rock killed it. That was my favourite tooting pipe. Let's make him OD.

    Might check out eBay for new Vax's then do a scam and not pay as usual.

    xxx
     
  3. Jodie :-)

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    Im so jealous of your new abode, that deffo beats living with a hooker because I expect you are bound to become one! text me as soon as you know whether it's a goer or not. you need to live with some junkies so you can steal their gear, like what we used to do down t'flats - in our yoof.

    Mum is busy making you a plant holder out of her old stewpot for the new pad. She's painted it green and stuck a photo of Princess Di on there, you know she's a big fan. She's written 'Jen's Bush' on the side with old buttons and she has also stuck a bit of the broken tableau table on it too, she says for good luck.

    Maybe my party should be fancy dress, i might come as a hamster dressed as a robot in the disguise of a pearly queen but we will definitely showcase that new song you've written, Im so glad Oz hasn't destroyed your writing talents. We could put the (new) vax on reverse and blow ice smoke over everyone. See if we can cause a few fatalities. I think we should release the song too, it would go to No. 1 of course, just a shame Top of the Pops has finished otherwise we ould have gone on and smashed up the set, shoved the mic down Cat Deeley's throat again etc.

    I love being a friend of Corpse Man, do you? We could charge people a fiver a go to push him over the balcony. I wonder what hell raisers he can bring back with him from the other side? Ill request Sis Vicious, he can join us at le tableau for sure, that'll make front page news and there will be a photo of us kicking wire jewellery for beginners:learn to shape and add beads, while Sid looks on snarling. That useless lump better get me a nice b'day pressie too or I swear I won't be held responsible for my actions!!!!

    Ebay = free goods. it's the law.

    XXX
     
  4. Jodie :-)

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    COME! I will use this party as an opportunity to convert you to loving drainpipe wearers!!!
     
  5. jenfleur

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    Jode, it looks like my new drum aint in Kings X after all, but with 2 Aussie blokes still in Coogee. Is a result having a flat though and they've got a plasma TV. One's a barman in Kings X though and they go out loads so I expect we'll have Ice for brekky etc.

    Can't wait for my bush pot to arrive from Mum, she's such a dear aint she. I expect it'll arrive with a weed plant already growing n'est ce pas?

    Oh def do the hamster robot Pearly Queen, yes. What shall I come as? Could wear a tank top I spose but it's a bit lame. Oh I know, I'll come as a pak-addicted Abo!

    I do love corpse man yes, he's become quite the face around the EE hasn't he? I hope he can bring Sid V back, he's just what you need Jode, a hellraiser to lead you right off the tracks, more so than usual. I might request all the dead junkies from O'Dowds past, they love a good toot and we can all dress up in drag and go down the 333. Blue Peter knitting pattern for a tea cosy for your Nan will want to join in but I'll spear him with an Abo stick.

    What will we get eachother for our 30ths Jode, a pile of drugs or a new Irish Drum, I can't decide?

    xxx
     
  6. Lisa Groves

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    Unfortunately I am not sure I ever could be converted - but at least we wont be attracted to the same kinda guys - so someone for everyone!!!!

    Did you watch the Brandeth on Friday night? Am sure there is more nosehair than before!!!
     
  7. jenfleur

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    The Brand is sticking up for Jade Goody apparently, you need to sort him aaaaaaaaaaaaht Jode.
     
  8. Lisa Groves

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    They have the same agent - oh shock horror!!! :roll:
     
  9. jenfleur

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    This outrage must be stopped. Hasn't Davina got the same agent too? I might hunt down and maim said agent.
     
  10. Fletch

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    I was not aware that Jodie was back.....welcome old friend
     
  11. Lisa Groves

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    Davina also has said agent!!!!!! :wink: :wink:
     
  12. Jodie :-)

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    It's a disgrace!

    I will punish the Brand by tweezing out each nosehair one by one. We all know Davina is a sap and needs to be put out to pasture. Fern Cotton for BB!

    Yes Lisa, I agree with your comment on the nose hair, its no joke. SO not a good look, it looks like he's got a slug disappearing into each nostril.
     
  13. Jodie :-)

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    When do you move into new flat? are the fit? please tell me they have drugs, if not - sell plasma tv and do a runner! sell it and send the money to me so I can come and visit. And Ill bring plenty o' the good stuff.

    OH PLEASE WEAR A TANK TOP! I wonder if the original wank pot wears his to the beach, spy on him and tell me. Come to my party as a pak addicted abo and bring some too, I bet they know how to get a pak party started.

    Corpse Man is getting too big for his boots, he's been trying to sell his story to the Hackney Chronicle and charging £££ or it, which is fine but he's slating Codders big stylee and it just isn't on. Mum wants to do him over but she's in a quandry - how DO you kill someone whose already carked it? Dead juinkies are the way forward, tye dye clothing for the whole family - no, its not just for hippies can cart them around on one of those old fashioned horse drawn hearses, like what Pauline had. Obviously you must spear him first, he needs a good injuring the bastard. God,we know how to court publicity don't we? no wonder we're such good celebrities.

    For our 30th, I was thinking we could do a charity 24 hour OD'athon. People can pay us to watch us OD at le tableau. Ill be starting the day off with a drinking sesh with Shane, then I'll go down t'flats with PD and spray some blood around, then it's back to Mum's for some stew and to get the party going.

    I think, for presents to each other, we should exchange our smacked up blood by sharing a needle. Even though we do anyway. XXX
     
  14. Lisa Groves

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    Definately you must do this - am liking the birthday party idea for 30th - but can we wear outfits covered in buttons at the same time?!!
     
  15. jenfleur

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    I *heart* Fearne Cotton. Lets start a campaign.
     
  16. jenfleur

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    OK, I am in the flat! One of my new drummates is a bartender in Kings X so I expect he'll bring me home lots of confidcated drugs. Better do or its bye bye plasma!

    Right, will deffo wear a tanktoplet and go hunting for WP in his. I hope he aint still got that beard, I expect theres a koala living in it if so.

    Do you want me to post an Abo over, Jode? They're v.good at begging so we could just send him out to collect cash from tourists then spend it all at Mums and down the flats.

    God, poor Mum. I bet she's in a right pickle. I need to swot up on how to kill a corpse. It must have something to do with voodoo and drugs surely? Anyway, whatever - I cant wait to see the horse-drawn pak hearse can you? K-Mart underwear sale, 20% off all weekend so don't delay will have to make sure he orders some of them horses as well, the ones that wear black feathers. Then we'll kill them and sell them to ratman for the fryer, should make a tidy penny out of a pile of horse meat I'd have said. Hope Codders is OK, I expect all this is traumatising him. Has he OD'd lots lately? Hope so.

    Loving the idea of a 24 hour OD'athon. Will we get Tezza Wogan to come along and present? As Sky TV are bound to want to televise it. I might cobble together an advert so people send more $ - you know, a black n white style one like Live Aid - "This girl hasn't OD'd in 24 hours. Can't you see it's killing her *pan to shot of me collapsed on the stairwell* YOU can help...send all your cash to the OD'athon and make a pakhead happy" etc etc.

    Well up for blood sharing. I'll let you inject my eyeball this time as well love. xxxx
     
  17. Lisa Groves

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    You just want to boff her!!!
     
  18. jenfleur

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    Yeh, so what Lis?!
     
  19. Lisa Groves

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    Ha ha!!!

    You tested that piercing yet?!!
     
  20. jenfleur

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