swine flu "end of days" party starts 4/30

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  1. diamondheaded

    diamondheaded I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    okay it is now official and the dates for "TuNEs taStE & TIMtaTiONs" have been set in stone

    there will be a lot of us crazy #$%^&* (somewhere between 20 and 40) headed down to celebrate captain cameltoes 40th birthday (yeah its a few years late - but i never promised him a rose garden either - besides - i gots me a bonified ho wife now and i done got all p*#@$% whipped really bad like and cant remember everything im supposed to remember - especially crap like dudes birthdays)

    got the dates of april 30th - may 4 as the offical dates -

    if you are planning on being there during that time frame then look up the birthday boy and come give him a birthday spanking - he is really sick like that - just look at his pic below and you tell me he does not deserve a beating of some sort

    TIM

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    captain camel toe
    major pus nutts
    the diaper dandy

    tims sexist motto
    "in it to win it hit it and quit it"
    [​IMG] :cry:
     
  2. CurtNBarb

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    You are sooooo right Rob.
    Barb and I just met him this weekend and we already want to beat him silly.......Just kidding Tim..had a great time.
     
  3. diamondheaded

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    so im guessing it was worth the flight to come to Temptations north for the weekend? :cool:

    was so great to see both of you - i think april showers may be having barb withdrawls :shock:

    but back on subject - - shall we :roll:

    captain cameltoe (tim) is really looking forward to this "TuNEs taStE & TIMtAtiOnS weekend - a couple of years back tim began telling us that we had to go to this place called "blue bay getaway" (Temptations)

    tims words "i know you two guys and you would love this place - its so you"

    we have loved it ever since - and t and i are kinda getting this deal together as a big thank you to our friend major puss nutts (tim) for introducing us to this great place and all these great people

    btw

    fun johnny square shoes is booking this week and t and i are as soon as i can sell the jeep (t says since i dont work - in order for us to go - i have to sell the jeep first). should only take me a day or two to sell - so i got to get my lazy ass up and get busy (i have not been out of the bed since sunday night - lol)

    ronya

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    Man that would be the perfect time to make our annual pillgramige (man can I spell or fing what???)!!!

    We went early April the first go round then late may last time. I think Early May this time (ok not for sure, depending on funds, sitter, work all the crap that gets in the way of vaca!). My bday is the 10th.
     
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    angi you guys would have a blast - hopefully you can join us -

    tequila ken came over last night and he said he is going to buy a case of the three liter quita penas tequila for the weekend party -

    ..........come to think of it

    he may be the only man i have ever truly loved

    rob and t
     
  6. CurtNBarb

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    Rob,

    We thought you loved, Terry, then there was Curt, then Fun Johnny Square Toes, now Ken? You really do go through men pretty fast dont you................you ho...lmao
     
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    Hoe Down

    Barb/Curtis,

    Haven't you figured it out yet that this whole group is nothing but a bunch of hoes???

    Wasn't that in the title??

    Yep, having withdrawals!! Hope we can make this trip!!

    Love ya,
    April Showers
     
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    Steve, are you around??

    Hey Steve!

    Hope this post finds you doing well! I hope we make this trip and hang our with you and your wife this time!!

    Can I change my pic?? How do I do that again? It's been awhile!

    Thanks again,
    April Showers :umbrella:
     
  9. diamondheaded

    diamondheaded I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    ive been called much worse i assure you curt :shock:

    my ex wife was so busy running a litany of verbal vomit from her highly toxic volcanic mouth that she actually passed out she got so worked up about it

    an ex girl friend hit me with a half full beer bottle from all the way across the room after calling me a "m&^%# f(*&^ piece of s&^%"

    i think i can handle being called a "ho"

    R :wink: B

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    The Cancun virgins are in like Flynn, Babee! :lol:

    We are all signed up, I will be getting our passports in November, Andy will be selling our car so we can book by 11/30!!!!

    It's on like Donkey Kong! :bootyshake:
     
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    Rob,

    I hope you learned your lesson.
    Never, ever piss off a girl that throws like a man!!!


    Curt
     
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    Fun Johnny Square Shoes is booked...this is gonna be one to remember for sure.
     
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    Woo-Hoo!!!

    It's freakin GO TIME!!!!!!!

    I am going to sell Rob and T's other Car when i can figure out how to get it from them, then I will be booking.
     
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    timmy aka captain camel toe,

    dude its your birthday -

    didnt you know tmac and kat are paying for everyone to go

    lmao

    well - if they back out - will just have everyone over in the spring for a captain camel toe birthday fund raiser/garage sale - we can call it

    "Captain Cameltoes Cash 4 Cancun Crusade"
     
  15. CurtNBarb

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    Fun Johnny Square Toes,

    Tell me truthfully, Do you remember the last one ? lol!!!

    It took me weeks to get the pic out of my mind of you with the bikini top on and there you go using it as your avatar. I'm more than a little scared.
    But oddly my nipples are hard!!!!!LMAO
     
  16. diamondheaded

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    love the new picture fun johnny square shoes - i did not even catch that :roll:

    btw - how in the world did you ever get T to take her top off? - rotflmao

    rob

    of the house of ronyass
     
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    I think all of you are sick and need professional help but would your girl friends and or wife allow it ?
     
  18. CurtNBarb

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    Tmac,

    You make my nipples hard toooo....lol
    Did you find away to make those wolverine claws to vibrate yet.

    Curt
     
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    Ha ha...I am not sure Barb...lol

    Tmac, you are right, we do all need help...what wild group we have...and I do mean wild. Temptation will never be the same when we get done with it!!!!!

    I am glad you all like the new pic, I felt that it was appropriate and shows how much fun can be had!!!!
     
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    It's about time you got your ass on here Tim...only six months to go and it is on...can you hang...lol