Todays joke

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  1. jenfleur

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    A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
    lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from
    $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for
    the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
    model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's
    so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the
    modelling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for
    myself

    So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    The husband says, 'Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
    least iron it.'

    :lol:
     
  2. shoreladie

    shoreladie Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I like that one ..........


    aka / Rocky Lisa
     
  3. Angie

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    :shock: Jen ~ you are bad. That was too cute :lol:
     
  4. Dori

    Dori Guest

    ha ha ha ha ha.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Lungman00

    Lungman00 Guest

    LOL :lol:
     
  6. Michael F.

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  7. Watson

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    Good one Jen! I just sent it to my Dad.
     
  8. jenfleur

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    Heh heh, it is a good one isn't it. I do like to share the cream of the crop of my emails with you lot!

    Jen
     
  9. Watson

    Watson Guest

    Keep 'em coming. (nickel) :lol:
     
  10. jenfleur

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    A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his
    regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby
    table.

    He calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of a Dom Perignon to be
    sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.

    The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman,
    saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at it and sends
    him a note back.

    Her note reads:

    "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
    garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

    The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own
    back to her.

    His note reads:

    "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and
    a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty five million dollars
    in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut
    three inches off. SO JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."

    :lol:
     
  11. Watson

    Watson Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Good for him!!!
    I must be real cheap cause the bottle of champagne would have been enough for me! Better yet, a bottle of beer!
     
  12. Dori

    Dori Guest

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  13. TexasCouple

    TexasCouple Guest

    Do you know what is six inches long, has a big head and women love it?............the new twenty dollar bill!!
    Marsh
     
  14. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    Saw this again recently. It may also be attributed to a Texas gentleman :lol:
     
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    thanks Jen!!!

    and, on a weird note, everyon that posted in this thread has been on the board at least years!!! just one of those crazy things i notice.
     

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