We just got home yesterday, well today at 1am. So I will do as good of a report as I can, I might still be drunk! We got to TTR about an hour earlier than we expected on the 9th, but our room was ready to go. So we did a quick check out of the resort and then headed up to our room. Changed into our suits and headed straight to the sexy pool. This was around 2pm. I cannot remember anything after about 3pm! All I can say is it was a blur of blue, purple and red shots until probably around 8:30 that night. I think after that, we went to change and eat. Then it was off to Paty O's for the rest of the night. Repeat on day two, but with an earlier start. Then it was up early and off to our first ever BC. It was great! Lots of craziness and fun people. Omar was great as the solo entertainment. We jumped off the side of the boat at one point and swam in the ocean for a bit. If you knew me, you would know this was a big deal and a memory I will savor. I have the fear of jumping into Jaws' mouth as soon as I dip a toe in the ocean - lol. So we were tanked and loving the fun! The island was a blast too. Got back to the resort completely three sheets and sun burned, but headed right back to the sexy pool for some more fun. Then Paty O's again. If you have never done the cruise, I would strongly recommend trying it. We hope to catch Chinos next time. Saturday and Sunday were our "recovery days" as we were drained from the BC and all the fun we had had thus far. We hated to spend the two days milking our drinks and taking it slow, but it was needed for these first timers! Monday came around and we started to pick it back up. Tuesday we were slamming drinks and having a blast with all of our new friends. I (Mr.) participated in a beer drinking contest Tuesday and was runner up to our new friend Robin (special shout out to you two-Sam and Robin!). The beer was terribly warm, but it was a blast. What do you expect? It is sitting out in the sun while the competition goes on, but it was so much fun! We did leave the resort a couple of times for "family approved" picture taking and to get some souvenirs for those back home. We didn't last off the resort long as we were itching to get back. Went out for dinner and drinks with another great couple - Steve and Gio) on our last night there. It was a nice way to finish off the trip. The week flew by. We met a lot of great people and I wish I could mention them all. We were probably more slow paced than we would have liked, but we were learning the ways of TTR and will be much more crazy next time as we know what to expect! As much reading of the forum as we did leading to our first trip, it can't fully prepare you for the insane fun you will have down there. We plan on making this resort a must in the years to come. The foam party, the competitions, the people...what can't you love??? The only real complaints I can think of are little. Things like Paty O's being super hot. It would do them good to install some fans in there to get some circulation going. We had a room basically sitting on top of Paty O's, so the noise was crazy, but we knew what to expect from reading the forums and chose to stay there. Just pack ear plugs and drink a lot and you'll be fine! Of course, the beach isn't anything to be thrilled with, but you don't go to TTR for the beach. Again, no major complaints and nothing that wouldn't make us come back in a minute! We miss TTR already and haven't even been away for 24 hours. It was good to get home, but I have a feeling that we will be booking again soon! Thank you all for the great memories and we look forward to the future visits. Just maybe not July - because the heat is NUTS!