Trip Report - December Choas Crew - Bilingual (not bisexual) SWM

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Reviews' started by bearhug, Dec 21, 2012.

  1. bearhug

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    So though SPAM is fake...I try not to be...these comments are as real as I am...I hope...if you don't like it...sorry, grow up.

    I'm as Canadian is they come in 2 languages and many can witness to that.

    I was at TTR from December 4th to 11th. and had an absolute gong show.

    If I even attempt to name everyone I spoke with/drank with/ate with/ hung out with I would miss too many people...suffice to say I missed people from last year and met many new friends....

    Between the conservative fold...the organizers, partiers, british and late night folk...you know who you are...(gosh...really...you're going to make me do this eh...sue, jessie, rob, trish, trish, ross, christa, kurt, berta, denise, mario, hilary, scott, lynn, jen, kalyn, and staff like nate dawg, amy, sara, let alone chinos omar and steve, and finally seeing my old friends rob, kirsten, mike and cindy...too much fun!!! (sorry I missed anyone...I may have been drunk...)

    So...started with a bang getting in before the main game of the day on the 4th...dressing up in a bikini in the battle of the sexes right off the bat...go hard or go home right...every night was late, every dance was like it was my last, and every show was something I took advantage of. I was a part of the strip show both voluntarily from the cast, and pulled out of the crowd to be "rewarded" for my participation.

    The theme nights are worth participating in, whether it's the hotel white night, the neon night where we had more glow sticks than a tiesto dj'd rave or hotter dressed up women than a dirty halloweeen theme night, and more skin on lingerie night than a bad porn ...all participants had a blast. I still can't compete with Jesse's sock...but I'm pround of my smuft, grouch and sponge bob square pants boxers. There is always room for creativity.

    RULE #1 for single guys...don' bring a camera...if people think you're awesome, they will share pictures of you being awesome...

    RULE #2 for single guys...don't be a deuche...participate and don't act like you own the place or anyone...people will like you and you will have fun with both singles and couples...

    Member vs. Visitor...so this is the first time I've been as a member out of 5 times. Someone was nice enough to sell me their timeshare for the week...main difference is convenience. I had a butler around the pool...I tipped big once and had drinks in my hand regardless of where I was. Had lunch brought to me (so I didn't have to leave the pool area) Also had premium alcohol and had a great room looking out on the ocean...so if these are the things that get you excited about vacation...it's worth it. Otherwise, the only other benefit (other than some discounts) is having dinner reserved at any time through the resort for the Italian or Asian.

    Ok...so from there...I worse smurf boxers on lingerie night...if you were there... you saw what happened...part of the show and had a blast...I will stop there.

    The boobs cruise with Steve, Omar and last but not least...Chinos...was awesome! Great being called Mr. Boobs Cruise as well as Mr. Temptations...and cupcake...and who knows how many other nicknames by now...

    I love this place too much not to go back...love the people...the staff, the other people vacationing, the attitude, food, rooms, alcohol...no kids....let me say that again....:xyxthumbs:...no kids...

    Thank you so much chaos crew, TTR, and boobs cruise peeps.

    If you're on the fence as a couple...relax, this place will be what you want it to be...there is room for you to relax and be conservative but also test your boundaries, love...and even trust

    If you're single guy, don't be an ass...relax, be a part of the fun and don't think you're above anyone or that your muscles/ass/chest/whatever makes you amazing...be you and have fun...

    If you've a single lady, you're beautiful...have confidence and just be you. explore yourself (no...not like that...well you can if you want)...who you are and how you feel...find safe people and you will have a blast!

    Thanks again and see you soon!

    :beer4:
     
  2. bearhug

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    On that note...I have zero pictures...so if you were there and are kind enough to share what you have...please let me know...I would appreciate some :)
     
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    Good TR. it was a blast this year. You were a total hoot, the cast seem to have been drawn to you. So much fun. See you next year.

    PS.....I love SPAM
     
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    So Nathan, I'm guessing we won't be seeing you in January?:-(
     
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    Great trip report, and as a couple we could not have stated rule #1and 2 any better.
     
  6. bearhug

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    Sorry guys, not likely...though I did do it last year both December and January...but too much goin on with work and life...I might join some of the April Addicts for a week...
     
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    Awesome trip report, thanks for sharing and sounds like you had a great time.

    Looking forward to our first trip in Feb. 13, and your rules only makes sense and maybe should be posted on the single roll call as rules for single dudes.
     
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    Singles

    Being my what do ur call it ecapism from the bitch of a ex wife thankfully know divorced dont know why but been single never been to mexico before really nervouse but there at TTR at 29 dec will join in been from liverpool,england us scousers are up for anything sounds like everyone else is thats why the sayin says know body knows you so dont give a shit hope thats right:uk1:
     
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    Hey Nate, we have quite a few pictures of you so if you pm me your email address I'll send them to you.

    Russ
     
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    Mommabears eeehmmmm ears perked up..... April?! Wooooohooooo
     
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    Nice TR..Thanks for sharing....Glad you had a awesome time even though you had to go unplanningly single..But thats what I love about TTR....

    Its a great time by all rather you are single or a couple.:beer4:
     
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    Rich or poor , Big or small , we all use the same toilet seat at the end of the day.

    Simplicity Is the key to life , Every thing else Is just minor details.

    I cant understand why people would feel the need to be an ass !

    Great post Nate..
     
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    Nice TR Nate, well stated!

    It was great meeting you. We had a blast hanging out and getting to know you (even if I didn't warrant a mention up there next to my wife...not that I blame you, she is the hot one and far more memorable than I). Can't wait to do it again next year.

    I also have a bunch of photos. PM me and I'll get them to you.

    Don
     
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    Thanks for the TR. really wish i could've been there this year, but i will be back in 2013. and I may be there for a week in april as well.
     
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    Great seeing you again Nate! Thanks for the wine, I really enjoyed it. As always you were a blast to hang out with. Thanks for translating for Amanda to the Quebecer for the underwear exchange!
     
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    Great report and glad you had an amazing time!! As long as you are comfortable in your own skin, it shouldnt matter what others think!
    Live the life you love! If others like you great if they dont oh well....life still goes on!
     
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    My pleasure on the wine :) I was glad that it turned out...totally forgot about that already with Amanda...too funny...will not forget about that again!! Always be careful who you offer your underwear to...

    Hopefully we both make it out Travis! Both April and December, that would be pretty sweet...won't lie

    Oh Don, you were plenty hot...but yes, so was Trish. Was fun chilling with you two and helping her out of her shell :) And you too...lol
    PM coming soon :)
     
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    It was great to meet you Nate! I am sure I have pictures of you on my camera but I have to get them to my computer before I can tell you for sure.
     
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    Great seeing you again Nate! Thanks for the wine, I really enjoyed it. As always you were a blast to hang out with. Thanks for translating for Amanda to the Quebecer for the underwear exchange!

    NATH: My pleasure on the wine :) I was glad that it turned out...totally forgot about that already with Amanda...too funny...will not forget about that again!! Always be careful who you offer your underwear to...




    Exchange?? loll what kind of translation did you do? lolll
     
  20. bearhug

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    Let's just say there was a cultural misunderstanding...and it was hilarious!