Trip report: girls weekend 10/7-10

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Reviews' started by summerbum, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. summerbum

    summerbum I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    This was my second trip, and definitely different from the first time since this was a whirlwind girls' weekend instead instead of a romantic getaway. But here's the view from the second time around...

    1. Sex toys and the TSA:daveandmo:
    Last time, our Cancuncare friends set up a toy exchange and blessed me with an 8" jelly dong. He became our mascot, and I had to bring him back for some photo ops...but I only brought carry on. Wrapped him up and tucked him into my 7" platform stripper boot inside the bag...

    Yep...pulled over coming through O'Hare. TSA agent opens the bag, arches an eyebrow, and comments on the boots, reaches in and finds Mr. Happy.
    Me: "Um...I know what this looks like..."
    Her: "Yep, just like my bag when I go on vacation!"

    TSA guy in Mexico on return flight: steely glare. NOT amused, but didn't hassle me.

    TSA in Newark on our connecting flight:
    Me: "Look, it's a big sex toy, okay? I put it in the front pocket to make it easy..."
    Him: "Next time, I'm coming with you girls!"

    Verdict: bring 'em!:clappyinghappy:

    2. Single girls, wet pussy shots, and the sexy pool
    After our first tequila shots, we heard someone ordering wet pussies and joined right in with that group. A few minutes later, Caroline had apparently promised our first threesome. A few hours later, she'd promised like, I think, 5 threesomes.

    Did I mention we're not swingers and not into threesomes? Well, apparently when my best friend does wet pussy shots, we are....

    So, staggering around the pool, a new friend decides that what we need is a photo shoot. So we go to the beach and he shoots some very tasteful shots:angel2:, only to return to the pool and find out his wife had come to the pool looking for him...and he was in hot water. Oops.

    Over the next few days, we met a lot of great people and had fun, but kept ourselves a bit more in check.

    Verdict: When you come as a couple, flirting is safer. People take it more seriously when you seem "single."

    3. One tequila! Two tequila! Three tequila...:ernaehrung005:
    And with this as our battlecry, we began our nightlife. It was a pretty chill crowd the weekend we were there, not too into theme nights or dancing, but Caroline and I love to dance (and, of course, after that many shots we think we're the freakin' Bolshoi!):eek:

    Friday, we danced our heinies off at Paty'O's. We meant to hit the clubs with the staff, but didn't bother. Heard from two other couples who did go that they didn't enjoy The City much, so we were glad we stayed.

    Saturday was the pool party, which was very mellow when we were there--people lounging and talking around the pool, much as they would at Paty'O's. Girls came out and modeled bikinis, then they had some dance numbers, then the night actually seemed to wind up fairly early. No one was in the pool.

    Sunday was the couples show in Nice Shoes, and after that ended, pretty much everyone cleared out. Caroline and I crept over and scooched the stripper pole away from the wall and started a little dance off. Had fun showing some girls a few tricks we've learned.

    Verdict: no skinny dipping, school girl costumes, or extreme craziness this time, and I missed it. However, Caroline, who had never been to TTR before, found it plenty wild enough. The crowd will definitely determine the vibe while you're there, so make as many friends as you can on here before you go!

    4. And the rest
    Sadly, with no Chinos or Stacey, the pool games were much less raunchy and involved less tequila than they did in June.

    The food seemed better now, though. The surf and turf in the seafood place was so good I had it twice. At the buffet, choose the food that LOOKS the worst--I had this fish that was covered in the weirdest color sauce...think pistachios...and it was absolutely fantastic! Stuff that looked good, however, tended to disappoint.
     
  2. Crystella

    Crystella Regular Registered Member

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    I was hoping you were going to do a Trip Report!

    Too funny about the dong in your carry on. (kinda rhymes)

    Lots of great advice in your TR though - can't wait til Monday when I make my way on down to Temptation!
     
  3. MACLAN

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    Great pics! Looks like you all had a great time!
     
  4. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Great TR girls!! 5th trip coming up w/ our April Addict crew!! :flash:
     
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    backs13 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Great trip report, my only complaint is that I wasn't there to chaperone you girls lol
     
  6. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Jim, kiss up to them and maybe, just maybe the'll hit April w/ us TTR April Addicts!! LOL
     
  7. summerbum

    summerbum I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    And by "chaperone" do you mean threesome #6? :ladiesman1:
     
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    Depends on your definition of threesome... I would kindly chaperone you during your drinking hours, walk you both back to the room to make sure you got there safely.... and for safety reason I should stay for a little while to make sure no one gets sick or something right? :wink3::wink3::wink3:
     
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    backs13 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    im working on it woody, although i realized it may be me that needs the chaperone in april lol
     
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    oh no jim you have to help babysit kathy thats A four person job
     
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    We'll be glad to be your chaperone and Joyce can always be your dance partner! By the way neat trip report and we can't go back for #9 in less than two weeks!
     
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    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Nice pics and great tr.
     
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    Sounds like you had a great time hope my trip is as eventful as yours!!!

     
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    Hello Ladies, me and my gf r coming 2 TTR Nov 8th- 14th. Me gf is looking forward to having the wet pussy shots. We will make your and our stay really enjoyable. This is our third time coming. I'm bringing penis pops, and other stuff. Get ready 4 FUN.
     
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    info please

    can some one tell me what a wet pussy shot is.
     
  16. Tim&Kendra

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    Great Trip report girlie, the only thing wrong with it is it's missing ME!!!! We need to plan a reunion and pack it full of raunchiness:bootyshake:, lol! I thought of you that weekend and wished we were back @ TTR with you. Glad to hear Mr. Happy made it through security. If you send him our way before 10/30 he can come spend Halloween in NYC with us, and I'm only bringing a carry on, so let the fun begin!!! :headbanger:
     
  17. summerbum

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    I was really missing you and our June crew--it was still fun, but didn't live up to our antics!

    Mr. Happy should be packed up and on his way by the end of the week. He's very "excited" about his trip to the big city!

    I added a picture of him at the Cancun airport in the album "Mr. Happy's World Tour." I should have the beach shots from Caroline's camera soon.
     
  18. matchandahalf

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    Hey L & C, thanks for the trip report. Words to live by for single women at TTR. And you two at least had each other's backs. I'm braving the resort alone in November lol.

    What happened to Sexy Pirate Night on Oct 9th? It didn't get off the ground?
     
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    backs13 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Next time please call Jims babysitting service before booking your TTR trip, what makes my service special is that most other babysitting agencies allow boys, girls, etc... My service is for woman only and only from the ages of 21 to 75 .. hahaha
    I know, the fact that I even typed this out makes me an idiot, but it sounded good in my own head lol
     
  20. The Woodman

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    Which head Jim???? You've been gawking at matchandahalf's pics, haven't you?