Trip Report – What Every Newbie Needs to Know (And Every Veteran Wants to Hear)

Discussion in 'Temptation Resort Cancun' started by Neverfales, Dec 13, 2017.

  1. Meezyramdeezy

    Meezyramdeezy Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Thank you for that review. Well done.
     
  2. Steve

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    Fantastic trip report. Welcome to the cult! My only regret is you didn't discover TTR years ago.

    Well written, entertaining, criticisms where applicable but delivered politely. Reminds me I really should go through the last 20 pages or so and move the trip reports to the reviews forum.

    A couple of comments about the boobs cruise:

    This is actually legit, we have a great relationship with Premier now since we bought in and some of the higher ups came on the boobs cruise several times and loved it. I don't really mind where the balance payment comes from, as long as it comes from somewhere :) So, if Premier offer you $100 towards the boobs cruise feel free to take them up on it if you feel it worth your time.

    We don't, it never gets old. Both myself and Jannet, Ents team and boat crew love working on the boobs cruise. When I'm stood on the dock waiting for the boat to come in to pick us up and the music starts it gives me goose bumps every time - and I've done over 500 cruises now.

    Re transportation, as others mentioned USA Transfers is probably the most popular option with the regulars. You can book them right through this site for $55 round trip:
    Cancun Airport Transfers | Private Service with USA Transfers

    Many thanks once again for the great report and we look forward to you returning again and again!

    (Hope you don't mind I re-posted this in our FB group. So much negativity there recently I thought your report perfect to redress the balance.)
     
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  3. Neverfales

    Neverfales Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Likewise, Kyle and Jen. Thanks so much for all you've done for this site. We've read just about everything you've posted and always appreciate the time you take to answer questions from other users. You're true TTR all-stars.
     
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  4. Neverfales

    Neverfales Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Happy to help in any way I can, Steve. Thanks again for the work you do. Can't wait to return next year.
     
  5. H2Hideaway

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    This trip report describes exactly why you can't "have just one Lays potato chip"!! TTR is the bag of chips and once you've had your first taste, you keep coming back for more! Brilliant report!!
     
  6. Dave N Sheila

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    Neverfales your first trip review was exactly what we would have said! We just got back last night and we are hooked. On one of the threads someone commented about booking their next trip on the last day they are leaving and the wife was doing just that. From what I have gathered from the wife we will be back down sometime in March. This was our first trip we were TTR virgins and well now it has been popped and we are becoming repeaters. We bought into the Premier package couldn't be happier. We might have crossed paths without actually meeting a time or two.
     
  7. Neverfales

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    Thanks so much, Dave and Sheila. I'd love to hear more about your decision to buy into Premier. I can't say it's something I can definitely afford right now, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't considering it.
     
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    I absolutely loved reading this. can't wait to go back for our 2nd trip in June!
     
  9. Chanell

    Chanell Newbie Registered Member

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    oh my goodness!!!! i fucking loved EVERY word!!!!! this was hilarious and spot on all at the same time...i loved every drop of dry humor!!! these people are my new best friends!!! when the hell are you going back???? @Neverfales
     
  10. Warren&Vicky

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    What an amazing trip report and glad you enjoyed yourselves thank you for taking the time to post this. One of the best trip reports we have read on this site or any site about TTR!
     
  11. PardonTheFun

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    I know there is a reason for these reports being segregated, but this is one I almost wish could be pinned. Not only does it give tremendous insight from a newbie's eyes, it brings what they felt as they explored the place with their initial worries. Maybe more importantly it makes veterans look at the changes and try to see the positives. Is the place the same as it was? No, but instead of moaning for the past I hope everyone embraces the future of the place and continues to make it exactly the place described in this report. I haven't been since reno's but I know I still love the place already. Can't wait for our 10 days in July.
     
  12. Karen/Scott

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    Awesome trip report!! Can't wait to go back!
     
  13. RonandChris

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    Thank you for taking time to detail your report. Wife and I are going for our first time jan5-9th and your report really was enjoyable to read. As well as some good things to keep in mind. Thanks!
     
  14. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    GREAT TRIP REPORT NOW WE HAVE TO DO TRIP 31 AND BOOBS CRUISE 58 IN APRIL!!LOL!!
     
  15. Neverfales

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    At this point, it'll probably be December of 2018 (that's painful to type, I'll have you know). Maybe there's some way to go sooner. Can't wait.
     
  16. Epic & Jewel

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    I predict that you figure out a way to go sooner. :)
     
  17. Neverfales

    Neverfales Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Not betting against you.
     
  18. Texas C&C

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    June is a good time to go. Much closer than December.
     
  19. summerbum

    summerbum I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I'm a writing teacher, and I'm giving you an A+ for this report. You've absolutely nailed the experience of a Boobs Cruise and answered every question I had about what the resort would be like after the renos. Now I'm even more excited to get back there!

    I think your idea for a pro photographer at Bash is fantastic!
     
  20. MegBri

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    Love your post! Possibly booking soon for the first time and I was anxious to find some newbie posts. This was wonderful.