What a “GREAT” review…oh yes…what a great “review”… One can have the feeling of a seminar about “Bipolarity, how to recognize the first signs” when reads this, but no judging, just analyzing Let’s see what this “great” review teaches us: First of all “in almost every quantifiable way Temptation is better than it ever has been”, and then that “I am not here to trash the resort”, only he found “some” negative things like: - Furniture sucks - Long chairs are dumb - The chairs at Bash are a joke - Chairs in the restaurant are uncomfortable and oddly shaped. - Roof top pool was freezing and was windy, with a big disappointment because was closed at night (thinking: at night was heated and less windy?) - Weird design flaws, door jam repaired twice - The whole building is cheap and shoddy construction. - The glass balcony panels will fall for sure (100%) - Bash sucks - DJ is terrible with crap and endless loop. - Furniture is terrible (again) - Dance floor is ridiculous. - Hotel feels like a any other mid-range hotel and business than a resort. OMG>>> Then again like in the beginning of the review: “As I said, in most ways Temptations is better”… REALLY?!? The review continues with Why they will not come back (“serious part”?!): 1. The resort is to big physically for the number of people staying here, bash looked half empty, the pool half empty, corridors long and empty –sounds like agoraphobia but no, can't be, maybe, just saying… 2. Another reason is because they NEVER waited to be seated at a restaurant – that is a really good one! 3. No more PatyO’s with jammed people in a “hot sweaty mess of barely dressed humanity”. Ok… 4. People are less dressed and pool is topless but so what – hard to be pleased… 5. To many first timers and no wild parties because of that. – I agree to disagree! The comments keep coming about crappy seating and etc… Now, in the end there is this big dilemma in the house “to go, or not to go back” because guess what this people who used to party like animals would do: rent a house on Isle Mujeres….. Ok…sleep well! Hmmm..yeah. Are these kinds of reviews really good for anybody? I know it's a point of view but is it TTR about chairs and furniture? Did anybody paid for Martinez Hotel in Cannes or Plaza Hotel New York presidential suite, and they got by mistake a Trendy Garden Room at Temptation? Anybody thought they will be feed like at Alain Ducasse au Plaza Athénée, Paris in an all-inclusive resort in Mexico? NO! I don’t think so. People come here to have the FUN they need so much, to make new friends and meet old ones, to dance, to laugh, to play games, to have sex (yeah, this can makes one to forget about furniture) and to drink! I feel really sorry about people who can’t have fun in a place like TTR but let me tell you, if you have to watch the Bash party from your balcony it means you didn’t drink enough Tequila.