Unicorn "Desires" Travel Companion

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  1. Unicorn

    Unicorn Newbie Registered Member

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    This unicorn finally has time for some surf and sand debauchery. That being said, I'm seeking a travel companion to come with...or hither!!

    Requirements:

    1. Must be fun
    2. Sexy is a plus
    3. Thinking I'm sexy is a plus+plus

    Application will remain open until qualified candidate has been found!
     
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  2. BnK

    BnK Addict Registered Member

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    Companion(s) ?

    Candidate(s) ?

    Why not shoot for the stars & try to double your pleasure ?
     
  3. Stacia_and_John

    Stacia_and_John T&A Tour Guide Registered Member

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    Oh boy, I bet this gets wound up tight as a drum by the end of the 1st page! Coolio!
     
  4. marshe

    marshe The Original Hottie and Hellraiser Registered Member

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    Unicorns really do exist!
     
  5. FakeNewsTeam

    FakeNewsTeam It's a matter of time, but time is all we have! Registered Member

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    or so they themselves claim!
     
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  6. Bearlet

    Bearlet Regular Registered Member

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    Oh no! Unicorn - it's not possible !! A hoax, perhaps. But .. what if it's true?? Worth trying :)
     
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  7. Unicorn

    Unicorn Newbie Registered Member

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    Yes, we do exist, lol!
     
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  8. Jen&Kyle

    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Oh they definitely exist :)

    Why is everyone so skeptical? I guess there have been too many horses with cones tied to their heads instead of actual unicorns. I like to believe though until proven wrong :) Especially with that profile pic

    I suggest you open the applicant list up to couples though. They allow parties of 3 at Desire in August and January :) woo hoo
     
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    Don't threaten me with a good time :)
     
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    Don't threatin' me with a good time :marshe: