Who says men don't remember anniversaries

Discussion in 'Free For All' started by Greasethemonkeycom, Feb 15, 2005.

  1. A woman awakes during the night to find that her
    husband was not in their
    bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look
    for him. She finds
    him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
    coffee in front of him.
    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
    wall. She watches
    as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
    his coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps
    into the room, "Why
    are you down here at this time of night?"
    The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you
    remember 20 years ago when
    we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks
    solemnly.
    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her
    husband is so caring
    sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies.

    The husband paused. The words were not coming
    easily. "Do you remember
    when your father caught us in the back seat of my car
    making love?"
    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself
    into a chair beside him.

    The husband continued... "Do you remember when he
    shoved the shotgun in my
    face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I
    will send you to jail
    for 20 years?'"

    "I remember that too" she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......
    "I would have gotten out today."
     
  2. mitchellfam

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    :lol: :lol: that's just...............









    funny!
     
  3. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    That would be an excuse for a pint, that would! :p
     
  4. janie

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    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    LOL!!!
     
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    :clap: :clap:
     
  6. Michael F.

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    janie, how d'ya like your new title?
     
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    I recently celebrated the 17th aniversary of my divorce! That's one I definitely won't forget!
     
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    *bump* Ran across this one again just now :lol:
     
  9. vrodgers

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    Not sure how to celebrate that anniversary!
     

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