You know you are a TTR veteran when...

Discussion in 'Temptation Resort Cancun' started by Nikki&Ira, Jul 11, 2017.

  1. Neverfales

    Neverfales Enthusiast Registered Member

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    We won't be making our first trip until December, but for the record, this thread is among the best things we've read this year! Thanks for somehow amping up our anticipation even MORE!
     
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    All your passport Stamps say Cancun......
     
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    Reminds me of Dare Devil Cove and Landry HQ... Clothing Optional... Maybe we should charge admission!!!! ;)
     
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    When your family asks where you stayed and you can never seem to remember the name of the resort or you pose for a pictures in front of other resorts.
    when you make sure no one is home during packing
    when you only have 4 pictures to show of your vacation.
    When you hear the word "Chinos" you smile or giggle
    When you hear someone say "no one here knows you" you utter and no one gives a shit under your breath
     
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    You're basically packed already from the last time you were there. In the carry on suitcase wwwaaayyyy in the back of the closet. Lol
     
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    When every bikini bottoms site you go on are just too frumpy!
     
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    When you start going once every year and it then turns to twice and you lose count as to how many times you've actually been here
     
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    You're sitting in a church after a funeral posting on this thread (ahem).
     
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    Thanks to chinos I can't sing happy birthday to anyone anymore.
     
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    you giggle everytime someone asks you your age*( my first birthday at TTR someone whom I cant remember grabbed my twins and said "THESE DONT LOOK A DAY OVER 20!")
     
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    It takes about 3 weekends after each trip before Elyse remembers that. "Elyse we aren't at Temptation, pull it back a little, ahhhh nah do whatever I don't actually care hahaha"
     
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    When you giggle to your self when you hear Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond play, you just remember sailing into Temptation dock without any clothes, without any inhibitions, blind drunk, everyone doing moonies and loads of new friends for life!
     
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    Ya know my boss just walked around the corner and asked what I was snickering at. :eek:

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    When you leave the bar at home and you are craving a PatyO's cheeseburger!
     
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    You have a countdown to not only arriving at TTR, but also one for the BC you are doing.
    Your TTR group talks on FB Messenger daily, and you don't even talk to your "regular" friends that much.
    You drive from Colorado to Toronto to do the 2.0 Takeover, just to see said friends (mistakes we made in that plan)
     
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    When your family and friends ALWAYS ask "which resort?", and you can on que, name 5 or 6 you've actually never been to.

    When you long for that humid, musty smell of the arrival terminal at the Cancun airport.

    When you arrive at a friends cookout and yell....."WHY YOU SO FUCKING QUIET!?!?!?!?!?!" (thanks Chinos)

    Say to each other at least 10 times a year..."Damn! I wish we would have known about TTR 15 years ago!!!!!!"

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    We've had several friends that, after hearing how much fun we have, kept asking us where we go, and most all are pretty "cool" party people, but..........once we tell them about the topless option, most of the guys smile, but most of their wives do not. Then of course they read the dreaded online reviews and that usually kills it for them. We've even had a couple of them say..."We cant believe y'all would go to a swingers resort!!". We dont even try to explain anymore. Damn Trip Advisor.

    Really is amazing how many friends we really consider very cool people, get all hinked up about topless resorts.

    Oh well, their loss. :)
     
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    When you have a drawer full of Temptation key cards
     
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    When as soon as you get your Shift Rota for the Year you start looking to see what Group would be best to Party with at TTR... Mermorial Day Crew, Chaos Crew, April Addicts and May Mayhemers all done... June Junkies, Octoberbreast, Labour Day Crew all on the Bucket List to meet... :marshe:
     
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    . . . . Your liver tells you, "Oh no, not again !!!"

    No work, No DUI's, all inclusive. :marshe: