You know you are a TTR veteran when...

Discussion in 'Temptation Resort Cancun' started by Nikki&Ira, Jul 11, 2017.

  1. lakeboy22

    lakeboy22 Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Where's the TTR bacon I got have bacon. How come bacon taste better at TTR.
     
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    When friends see you naked and comment on you "dental floss" tan lines
     
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    When you had to go to a more "upscale" resort (GP) and you feel like you were robbed of a vacation.
     
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    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    You know you are a TTR veteran when...

    • you know what a buffet cruise is (and were there)
    • when someone anywhere talks about saving a chair the first thing that comes to mind is some guy named 'Donald' and his jokes about chair saving :), cameras and single guys
    • you have met marshe and know his wife and his real names
    • you know there is a fountain in the cigar bar and know it is (was :( ) the best place for a toy exchange
    • when you start sentences like that American Pie movie 'remember that time at band camp'... instead though using 'remember that time at Temptation' when ...
      • that guy hung a sex swing on the jacuzzi balcony;)
      • that girl stuck her finger up your ass while playing beer pong:eek:
      • the boobs cruise owner stole your sandals :p
      • that invite to the jacuzzi party wasn't quite an invite to a jacuzzi 'party':rolleyes:
      • chinos did a body shot off you at the sexy pool and almost got fired :oops:
      • you learned putting a vodka soaked gummy bear on the tip of mr happy and offering to ladies at the sexy pool after a boobs cruise almost always works :marshe:
      • you learned what AIWC stood for and how magical it can be, but don't use chocolate in the hot sun :confused:
      • that crazy mother f'er from NH brought 40 Wicked Weasels to the sexy pool and his hot lady tried every one of them on :D
    Cant wait to make many more memories in 29 days ​
     
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    When you walk up to the bar and bartenders already knows what you drink.
     
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    Motorboatin SOB Regular Registered Member

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    - When all your wife's bikinis for a week fit into sandwich ziploc bag and her dresses fit into gallon ziploc bag but her shoes take up an entire suitcase!
    - When you order a drink by only saying pink or orange.
     
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    all of this and more:
    More FB friends from TTR and around the world than everyday friends/coworkers/family
    The people you met at TTR come and visit
    Your shopping and just have to get ______for______cuz it's so them!
    You start double work outs and extra tanning to get TTR ready.
     
  8. Nikki&Ira

    Nikki&Ira Secretary of Octoberbreast Registered Member

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    When you have more Facebook friends in common with Chinos then you do with your spouse!!!

    Legit 160 friends in common with Chinos and 156 with Ira.

    Nikki
     
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    - when you're asked what you want to drink at a restaurant and you have to refrain from saying "WET PUSSIES"

    - when you see NutriBullet or VitaMixes on sale and consider them solely for the purpose of recreating the GREEN JUICE

    - when you're on travel sites during all your free time, searching round-trip airfares to Cancun

    - when you're at a regular pool and honestly wonder why more people just don't take off their clothes (this is a Temptation AND a Desire reference)

    - when your kids don't bother asking where you're going anymore because you stammer and stutter so badly trying to think up a vanilla resort's name

    - when you have to remind your husband to have a "clean" photo album on his phone so the kids can see our vacation pics

    - when you find yourself scrolling through your Cancun vacation pics with a huge smile on your face

    - when you see a single $1 US bill and add it to your tip stash

    - when you get your kids' school schedules and the 1st thought is "when can I fit in a week at TTR???"
     
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    Those are very good, 2US
     
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    When Steve says your back and no I don't want any Rumple Minz....then 1hr later ok maybe one.
     
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    Similar to the bartenders knowing what you drink, you have a server who just get's your table ready and drinks as soon as he see's you walk in without asking. To top that off you walk into the lobby to check in and the line is 5-10 people deep and the desk receptionist says "Hello Mr..." and you're in the pool within 10 minutes of walking onto the property.

    When you tell people that your going to Cancun. Which resort. The Blue Bay...

    Chinos sees you walking to the pool day one of a trip after you have just checked in and starts shaking his head and mumbles the answer you gave 2 trips before during "Perfect Couple"
     
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    When you are sitting on the beach in Pensacola Florida, on the 4th of July, staring out at the Gulf, and your wife ask..."Which direction is Temptation from here?" :)
     
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    We can totally relate!
    We have had moments in other locales just like that
     
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  16. Jamie

    Jamie Mayor of Temptation Registered Member

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    Or he just looks at you, shakes his head, and says "Oh shit...."

    Jamie
     
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    Have heard that from him on more than one occasion... especially on the BC. What can I say...I'm memorable in not such a good way, lol.
     
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    When you know what BBG stands for... and you're glad it's TTR now.
     
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    1. you take extra pool shoes, sunglasses and pool cups because you lose them after the inevitable first night curse
    2. you get use to the walk of shame to the front desk looking for the things in #1 the next morning
    3. you take 2 camera cards for PG and XXX
    4. your husband ends up with spiked, orange hair