nursery rhymes for big kids

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  1. apple

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    Mary had a little pig,
    She kept it fat and plastered;
    And when the price of pork went up,
    She shot the little bastard.

    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.

    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.

    SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
    "What have you got there?"
    Said the Pie man unto Simon,
    "Pies, you dumb #$%!"

    HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings' horses,
    And all the kings' men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.

    HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun.
    Then died of electric shock.

    GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    And when the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
     
  2. Tbonita

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    [​IMG]

    I've seen this one before, but it's still funny !
     
  3. Shiela

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Klaw

    Klaw Guest

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    Funny. :lol: :lol:

    Karan
     
  5. Fletch

    Fletch Guest

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    hahahaha classic
     
  6. *+*Kirstie*+*

    *+*Kirstie*+* Guest

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. janie

    janie Guest

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    Apple ... :lol: :lol: :lol: funny!
     
  8. Isabelle

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    hahaha.. too funny, but i think i'll stick with the original versions for the baby.. hehe
     
  9. Sol_Gemma

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    LOL simple simon is the best one
     
  10. Mike L.

    Mike L. Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Funny
     
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