train ride joke

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  1. mitchellfam

    mitchellfam Guest

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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, who are both married to
    > other
    > people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    > transcontinental train.
    >
    > Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
    > both
    > very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in
    the
    > lower.
    >
    > At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
    > "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
    > into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    >
    > "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    > that we're married."
    >
    > "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
    >
    > "Good," she replied. "Get your own f****** blanket!"
    >
    > After a moment of silence, he farted.

    :lol: :lol:
     
  2. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    Actually, that's a very serious comment about the nature of married life. :p
     
  3. Liz

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. shoreladie

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    *bump*
    saw this again recently :lol:
     
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