What A Beautiful Way to Describe Death

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  1. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    This is a Christian message.


    A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side."

    Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."

    "You don't know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is the other side?"

    The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

    Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing . . . I know my Master is there and that is enough."
     
  2. Ian

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    That reminds me of a joke I was told the other night that I must share with you all....

    A Pakistani gent is on his death, and ready to pass to the other side, all his family are sat around him and in his confused state , leans over and whispers to his son..

    'Son, I am not long for this planet now however as you know I recently converted to Christianity, when I pass to the other side who do I ask for Jesus or Allah'

    ' Jesus ' his son replies and with that the Pakistani gent passes away to the other side, where he meets St Peter stood outside the pearly gates.

    ' Hello ' Says St Peter ' How can I help you. ? ' he adds
    ' Hello ' the Pakistani gent replies, 'Ive been told to ask for Jesus '
    ' No Problem ' says St Peter just wait there a minute will you.....

    With that, St Peter opens the gates puts his head thru the other side.. and shouts at the top of his pipes.........................

    ' Taxi for Jesus '


    Ian. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Well made me laugh...... :lol:
     
  3. LeahN47

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    Very Nice
     
  4. TANDG

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Mike L.

    Mike L. Enthusiast Registered Member

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    F-ing hilarious mate!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    *bump*
    saw the original story again today. nice touch with the joke, Ian :lol:
     
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